"AAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
A tsunami of green, gunky, gooey snot burst forth from Trunks' nose and made an abrupt landing all over Vegeta's once sparkly clean face.
A loud laugh erupted from the baby as he reached out a chubby hand to smear it all over his most obviously funny daddy's face. Trunks giggled uncontrollably as his small sausage fingers went up Vegeta's nose and pressed down on his lips, dangerously close to actually disappearing into his mouth and touching his taste buds. Vegeta, for one, did NOT want some baby's snot being forced down his throat by a filthy child's hand.
After once being practically shell shocked into submission, Vegeta sprang back from the buggy and the child inside it and sprinted up the stairs, until he got halfway and realised that it was an incredibly stupid thing to do to leave THAT particular child to his own devices in a room full of sharp objects and Vegeta's favourite cakes. So after much thinking and persuading his own mind of what to do in this sticky situation two figures suddenly appeared, one on either shoulder.
One was dressed all in red and black and had a pointy tail and two large horns protruding from its head. The other was dressed all in white and gold and had a shiny halo hovering above its head. Let me introduce Devil Vegeta and Angel Vegeta. I bet you can guess who Vegeta tends to listen to the most.
"If you leave him down there, he'll definitely end up trashing the kitchen. So if you leave him to do that while you go train, when Bulma gets back and realises what a useless carer you are, you'll never have to babysit again! It's foolproof!"
"He's just a small child. Your child! You HAVE to make sure he's safe. And if you do a good job today, Bulma will be SO grateful!"
Vegeta listened to both their arguments intently. He had to admit, they were both pretty good. But he didn't want to come in from a days training only to have it ruined anyway by Bulma yelling in his ear for hours on end and then end up sleeping on the sofa for a week. So for what was the probably the first ever time, Vegeta listened to Angel Vegeta.
When Angel Vegeta found out about this, he went back to heaven and threw a massive party for all other angels who help out murderers to celebrate.
Meanwhile, Vegeta had ran back downstairs, grabbed the kid, making sure to hold him at arms length at ALL times, and arrived at the bathroom door. He stood there for a minute wondering what to do. He still had snot all over his face and he was horrified to learn that it was starting to dry and then set. But could he risk letting Trunks loose in the bathroom with no buggy straps to hold him down?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF A DAY WITH THE KID……