Alright my people, by popular demand, I have brought this story back! Under a few conditions! I was not going to continue this, but since so many of you have told me to do so, I have decided to do it, but the only way it shall continue is if you guys give me some ideas. I already have a few that will be done, but I really need you guys on this one. Also, a new chapter of The Young and The Hopeless will be posted either Tuesday or Wednesday so keep on the lookout for that! So without further ado, here is the next installment of Where Do Babies Come From!
Disclaimer: I do not own Frozen…I only own Matthias, Elliot, and Elsa's unborn child…That last part sounds a little weird…oh well!
Elsa's face went beat red, and brought a pale hand to her face. No, No, No, this is not happening, she thought to herself. Kristoff spit out his juice, and started to cough up a lung, while Matthias, and Anna gave the two weird looks. Matthias raised an eyebrow and looked to his wife for an explanation. She only shook her head, and covered her face. "Um, is that why what hurts, sweetie?" Anna asked, unsure of what her son was asking her Aunt.
"Is that how Auntie knows it hurts to make a baby" Elliot stated simply.
Anna and Kristoffs' eyes widened and they shared a look, "Um sweetie, where did you hear it hurts a lot to make a baby?"
"No, Mama, it only hurts a little" Elliot showed them with his fingers, "And Auntie Elsa told me" he said and pointed to his Aunt.
Anna looked to her sister with a look of amusement, "Really now, care to explain what your aunt told you."
"Now before you get all mad at me, let me remind you that you sent your son to me" Elsa interjected. It was true, Elliot did originally go to Anna and Kristoff. Maybe I should have told him to go to Uncle Matthias, Elsa thought.
"But I told you to talk to mama" Kristoff said after he finally finished his coughing fit.
"Mama told me to tell Auntie Elsa" Elliot explained.
Kristoff gave his wife a look, and she said, "He's your son, that is a father, son conversation." He looked away and grumbled before Anna said, "Now tell me what Auntie Elsa told you."
"Well, she told me that you first have to get married" Anna nodded her head in approval "Then she told me that you and Papa have to hug very, very, very close, and Papa would magically put the baby in there, and Elsa said, it hurts a little bit." Which was almost exactly what Elsa said. Matthias raised an eyebrow at his wife, and Elsa only shrugged. Matthias chuckled and shook his head. Elsa raised an eyebrow at him.
While Aunt Elsa and Uncle Matthias had their own silent conversation, Kristoff said, "Um, yeah, that's…that's how a baby is made son"
"Well I know that, Auntie Elsa doesn't lie to me, right?" Elliot said as it were obviously true. It was true for the most part, she tried being honest with him as much as possible. She just watered down most of the information of what she told him.
Matthias smiled at his nephew and brought him into his lap "Yup" he tickled his tummy, which caused him to laugh, and squirm.
"So Elsa it hurts huh?" Anna asked wiggling her eyebrows.
"Elliot did you not have a question for your mother?" Elsa said, trying to divert the attention from her.
"Oh yeah!" he jumped off his Uncle's lap and ran over to his mom. "Mama?"
"Yes?" Anna asked, and took a sip of her water.
"Next time you make a baby, can I watch?" He asked.
Anna's eyes widened, and she spit out her water all over Kristoff. She started having a large coughing fit, while turning a very deep shade of scarlet. Kristoff blinked as he was covered in water. Elsa smirked, Oh sweet, sweet, revenge! Matthias doubled over in laughter, and Kristoff just buried his head in his hands.
"Um, sweetie that is private time" Anna stuttered out refusing to look him in the eye.
"But all you guys are doing is hugging, I see you guys do that all the time" Elliot said furrowing his eyebrows. T
"This is different Elliot" Kristoff tried explaining to his son.
"Different how? This is why you guys should just show me, it would make everything easier"
"Why don't you ask your Aunt Elsa to show you?" Anna said, trying to get back at her sister, only to have it backfire.
"Auntie Elsa already has a baby in her tummy, you don't" He said, defending his Aunt.
"Yeah Anna, I cannot, I already have a baby in my tummy" Elsa said with a teasing tone, and a smug smile on her lips. Matthias only continued to laugh throughout this entire situation, which was a very rare thing. Sure he laughed at funny stories or a joke or two, but it seemed like he only really laughed when his little nephew was involved, or if his wife was involved.
Anna turned to her brother-in-law and scowled at him, "You're enjoying this aren't you?" Matthias only shrugged, but the grin on his face said it all. Matthias was a man of very few words, instead he took action.
"Please Mama" he said and gave his Mama the best puppy eyes and pout he could usher up.
Elsa looked between her nephew and her sister, wondering who was going to win. Anna sucked in a breath, "You know it's hard to say no to that face."
"So is that a yes?" He asked his eyes brightening and a grin forming on his lips.
Anna sighed, "Kristoff get up."
"What!?" Kristoff stared at his wife in disbelief. She could not be serious about this.
"You heard me."
"But, but, but…What!"
Elsa, and Matthias sat back in their chairs and just laughed. Oh lord, Karma certainly was a jerk. It is a jerk. Karma often played out well to Elsa's side. She grinned as Anna pulled her husband out of his chair by his ear and out in front of their son. They both gave each other an awkward look, and looked back to Elliot. Elliot gave them a look that told them to go on. Kristoff awkwardly stuck his arms out, and Anna did as well, and they slowly leaned into each other.
"Well go on now, your son is waiting" Matthias said with a wide smile.
"Don't rush me!" Kristoff shouted.
Their arms slowly closed around each other, and they gave the other an uncomfortable hug. They each put their chins on the other's shoulders. Anna glanced to see if Elliot was satisfied only to see a small frown on his adorable face.
"That's it?" Elliot asked in disbelief.
"Yup" Kristoff said trying to break away from his wife.
"But, don't you have to say some magic spell to put it mama's tummy?"
"No-"
"Yes Elliot, that is exactly what needs to be done next" Elsa said, Matthias gave Elliot a low five. He held him closer, and Elliot folded his arms across his chest gave them a pout.
Anna gave Matthias a look, "No, it is not."
"But Auntie doesn't lie, so it must be true!"
Elsa grinned and looked at Elliot, "That's right Elliot" she turned to Anna, "You don't want me to be a liar do you?" she asked smugly. Anna glared at her and mouthed the words 'I hate you'. Elsa gave her an innocent look and put a hand over her heart in fake hurt.
"Say the magic words Papa!" Elliot cheered, and clapped excitedly.
Kristoff muttered a few choice words into his wife's shoulder before he cleared his throat, "Ala Kazam."
It was a long and awkward silence, before Elliot asked, "Did it work?"
"No, I do not think they are trying hard enough" Elsa said simply and cocked her head to the side.
"Yeah I don't think so either" Matthias said playing along with Elsa.
"Harder Mama and Papa! Harder! Try harder!" He walked over to them and attempted to push them together harder, only to have his feet slip along the polished wooden floors.
All of a sudden Olaf walked in and analyzed the seen before him. Anna and Kristoff were hugging each other awkwardly and red, Elliot was looking at them with excitement in his eyes, while Matthias and Elsa were snickering in their chairs. "What's going on here?" he asked.
"Mama and Papa are making a baby!"
Olaf looked back to Kristoff and Anna and laughed, "No there not! In order to make a baby Elliot they would have to be in the bedroom." He explained simply. He then waved at Elsa and Matthias, "Hi!"
"Mama, Papa, to the bedroom!"
…Yup…that just happened. Oh my gosh! I just about pee'd my pants writing this! What was your favorite part, I really want to know. Also please give me some story ideas of what you guys want me to write, that would be greatly appreciated! So if you could please press that review button, I would be very grateful, the more reviews, the faster I get the next chapter up so please, review, favorite, and, or, follow.
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