Thank you everyone who gave me baby names! It was very entertaining reading some of your guy's baby names! Now, some may or may not be in the chapter because I just could not get them all in here. Thank you all for following, favoriteing, and reviewing. Also thank all of you for giving me some story ideas, some are being taken into consideration, but I could always use more, because if I don't get any more story ideas, THIS STORY WILL END SOON! So, send them people, no matter how stupid, or small. Just a sliver of inspiration can spark a new chapter! So now without further ado the next chapter in Where do Babies Come From.
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in the movie Frozen, but I do own Elliot, Matthias, and the baby currently growing inside of Elsa's womb.
Disclaimer Two: I do not own Dante's Inferno.
Elliot is now six.
Matthias and Elsa were working on the baby's nursery ever since they woke up that morning. And by Matthias and Elsa working, it was Matthias working while an eight month Elsa bossed him around with her mood swings. They have slowly been working on it ever since Elsa was six months. First, the married couple painted the walls a very pale blue color, which ended in the two getting into a paint fight. After they both were covered in paint, they ended up taking a bath together, which caused them to try making baby number two. When Elsa was seven months, they put up all the shelves, books, and toys, much were gifts from other countries. They had received them at the Annual Trade Ball in the kingdom of Kingstad from various countries and kingdoms. Now, at eight months they were attempting, key word being attempting, to put together the baby's crib, but failing miserably to do so. After trying for almost four hours to put the contraption together, they both decided to take a break in the library. Now here they were, both on the couch. Her head was in his lap as she slept, and Matthias was reading aloud to his unborn child; book in one hand, his other resting on her very pregnant belly.
"'…All hope abandon, ye who enter in!' These words in somber color I beheld-".
"What are you doing" Elsa's very sleepy voice asked, as she woke up from her nap.
Putting the book down beside him, he answered, "Reading to our little Elsa."
"An epic poem about two men's adventures in hell, yeah, that's a real good bed time story for a child" she replied with a bit of sass in her voice as she was becoming more awake.
Leaning over her, his lips, merely inches away from hers, he replied in a very low, gentle voice, "If I recall from my memories, it puts you right out." Elsa said nothing to this, instead her cheeks tinted a rosy color. Instead of speaking again, he closed the distance between their lips. The kiss was slow, and full of passion. It said, what the other both sucked at saying. Both Elsa and Matthias were terrible with their words, always saying something they did not mean, which than lead to a very awkward confrontational and apology. They pulled away from each other at the same time, and rested their foreheads on the other. All was said that needed to be said was through that one kiss.
Elsa felt the baby kick, she smiled down at her very noticeable baby bump. She felt the baby kick, whenever Matthias was near. Matthias knew exactly what was going on, he placed his hand on his wife's stomach, and she guided his hand to where the kicking was taking place. A silly grin spread across his face, "I never get tired of that feeling" he whispered gently.
All of a sudden the door opened, and Matthias old family friend stepped in. A childish gasp came out of the friend and said in a very babyish tone, "Are you too having a moment?"
Elsa rolled her eyes, but smiled none the less, "Well we were, but that's before you came in and ruined it Ashton."
Ashton grinned and entered the door fully, Matthias walking over to give his friend a 'manly' hug. "What are you doing here?" Matthias asked.
"Well, my sister-in-law is giving birth in like a month…and I am a doctor" he replied and raised an eyebrow.
Elsa's eyes widened for a moment, "You are so not delivering this baby."
A grin stretched across the blonde's face, "Oh I am so delivering this baby!"
Matthias chuckled and shook his head, "Unless the boy has a death wish, he will want to re-think that decision." The soon to be father thought to himself.
Ashton walked over to Elsa, and bent down, and gave her a gently hug, "How is Elsa junior doing?" he asked in a genuine tone.
Elsa rolled her eyes, "I am having a boy, and HE is doing just fine."
It was Ashton's turn to roll his eyes, "You keep telling yourself that cupcake" he patted her cheek gently, and Elsa raised an eyebrow at him. Ashton just stared at her, "Matthias" he whispered.
"Yes?"
"She's doing it again."
"Doing what?"
"The weird eyebrow thingy."
"And?"
"It's kind of freaking me out."
"Deal with it."
"You deal with it."
"I do deal with it."
Elsa rolled her eyes at the boys, "Get over it" she said to Ashton.
"You get over it" Ashton sassed back at her.
"I have nothing to get over."
"You have a pregnancy you have to get over."
"Who said I wanted to get over that?"
They all just stared at her as if she was crazy; she said what now? The three ended up all bursting out laughing. "Good one Elsa" Ashton said through his fits of laughter.
Again the door opened and in came the Anna, a gasp escaped her throat, "Blondie! You're back!"
Ashton fake gasped, "Red! You stayed!" Anna ran up to him and hugged him. Ashton swung her around a little. Those two were the best of friends. They gave Elsa and Matthias the most crap, and told each other embarrassing stories of the two. Once those two were in a room together, there was not guessing what could happen.
"What you guys talking about?" Anna asked, turning to her very pregnant sister, but still hugging Ashton.
"How Elsa is pregnant with a girl" Matthias said, sitting back on the couch, and wrapping an arm around his wife's shoulder.
"I am pregnant with a boy thank you" Elsa replied leaning into her husband.
"I agree with Elsa" Anna said, taking a seat in the arm chair.
Elsa looked to her 'brother-in-law', "Ha."
Ashton looked at Anna, "Anna, why would you agree with her?"
"Never argue with a pregnant woman" Anna shrugged and winked at Elsa.
The door opened again and in came Kristoff and Elliot Bjorgmen. Elliot saw Ashton and immediately bolted over to him, "Uncle Ashton! Uncle Ashton!"
Crouching down, and opening his arms up, Ashton smiled, "Hey bud!" Elliot ran into his arms, and Ashton stood up and swung him around. "I brought you something" he whispered in his ear. Elliot pulled back to look at him with a toothy smile. Ashton shush him so he would not tell anyone. Kristoff just silently walked over to his wife leaned against the arm of the chair. It's not that he did not like Ashton, it's just the two were more…neutral towards each other, they were not disappointed to see each other, but at the same time, they were not excited either.
"So, what are we talking about in here?" Kristoff asked, wrapping an arm around his wife's shoulders.
"Why we shouldn't argue with a preggers Elsa" Ashton responded and put Elliot on Ashton's shoulder.
"What's preggers?" Elliot asked furrowing his eyebrows.
"Pregnant" Anna responded.
"…What's pregnant?"
"There is a baby in Aunt Elsa's stomach" Ashton tried to elaborate.
"…What's stomach?"
Matthias pointed at Elsa's tummy "That's a stomach."
Blink "The stomach is…a giant baby?"
"No the baby is in the stomach" Matthias tried to explain to his nephew.
"But what's a stomach."
"A stomach is a tummy Elliot" Elsa said with a huff. Everybody looked at her with a shocked and amused look. Never have they heard Elsa talk like that around Elliot. Elsa threw her hands up, "Well, you guys suck at explaining."
"We don't suck at explaining, you are just better at explaining" Ashton said with a cocky smirk. Elsa just stared at him and gave him the, 'I-am-going-to-kill-you-if-you-don't-shut-up' look.
"What's the baby's name?" Elliot asked suddenly.
Matthias looked up at Elliot who was still being held by Ashton, "That is a great question Elliot. We don't actually name the baby till after the baby is born" Elliot looked slightly disappointed he didn't get to know the name, "But we can pick out a few that we like."
Elliot eyes brighten back up, "Really?! Wait…is the baby a boy or a girl?"
"We find that out after the baby is born as well" Elsa answered.
"…So…how do we name it if we don't know what it is?" Elliot asked again.
"Don't call the baby an 'it' Elliot" Kristoff chastised lightly.
"Well then what do I call i-…the baby" He turned his head to the side innocently.
"You call them the baby" Anna replied.
"So…how do we pick out baby names if we don't know if the baby is a boy or a girl?"
"Well we pick out boy AND girl names" Matthias said going over to the book shelves. His fingers brushed by across several spines of books, until he found one giant book. After he took it out of the shelf a bunch of dust exploded in his face. Elliot laughed at his uncles as he coughed and waves his hands around trying to clear the dust. Matthias walked back over to his wife and sat by her.
Elsa chuckles as she saw it, "I have not seen this book since mother was pregnant with Anna." She opened it a flipped through the pages, memories of her mother, father, and her trying to figure out what to name Anna as she was still in her mother's womb.
Ashton put Elliot down and grabbed the book, "How about Aniera?"
"That sounds nice, what does it mean?" Kristoff asked.
"Snow" Ashton answered with a tiny grin.
Elsa rolled her eyes, "Of course it does."
Anna took the book from Ashton, "How about Crystal."
Matthias made a face, "No."
"But it means ice! That's perfect for Elsa!"
Kristoff flipped through the book, "No, Eira or Neva."
"Those don't sound so bad" Anna said.
"They both mean snow" Ashton said with a laugh.
Elliot grabbed the book and sat on the floor, he quietly flipped through the pages, as his family watched him. After some time, he abruptly stood up, and ran to his Aunty Elsa. "Find a name?" Elsa asked with an amused smile. Elliot nodded, but said nothing. "Can I hear this name?"
"Karli" he said smiling.
"That sounds beautiful" There were a chorus of agreements around the room.
"What does it mean bud?" Matthias asked raises an eyebrow.
Elliot went over to the book, and tried to decipher what it meant. He and his Uncle have taken up reading together, everybody has been slowly teaching him how to read, "C-cov…er…d? In snow…covered in snow" he looked up with a grin.
"Give me one more snow name, and I will cover you all with snow" Elsa said partially kidding, but partially serious as well; everyone laughed. Elsa smiled, "Elliot" he looked at her, "Hand me that book please?" Elliot smiled and did as he was asked. Everyone gathered around, looking through the book.
"Ooh! If it's a boy, name him Wolf!" Ashton exclaimed.
"It means wolf" Matthias blandly.
"How original" Elsa said in a sarcastically.
"I know right" Ashton said oblivious to Elsa's tone.
"What about Tobias or James or even Johnathan?" Kristoff asked.
"Those aren't bad" Elsa said looking in the book for the meanings.
"Jee thanks for asking me my opinion" Matthias said.
Elsa looked at him and raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me? Is this baby coming out of your vagi-"
"AH! Language" Kristoff said putting his hands over Elliot's ears. Anna and Ashton snorted and snickered.
After a few more hours of looking through the baby name book, they got absolutely nowhere. After every name called there was some snarky comment made; like: That's a terrible name, why would you ever name your child that.
"Cordelia" Kristoff said.
"It means warm – hearted, loving/unwavering honesty, and undying devotion to her father" Anna explained.
"I like it" Matthias said with a grin.
Elsa gave him a disgusted look and raised an eyebrow, "That's the name you give to a child if you want them to have a death sentence."
"Harsh!" Ashton said dramatically putting a hand over his heart.
"But true" Anna agreed with her sister.
Matthias pouted and gave Elsa a look. His wife rolled her eyes and pecked his lips, "Get over it" she mumbled.
"Arianna" Anna said.
"That's not bad" Elsa replied looking at the book.
Ashton looked down at the book, "What does it mean?"
"Woman of Hadria" Elsa answered.
"…What's a Hadria?" He asked. Everyone minus Elliot, who was oblivious to what was happening, turned and looked at him. "What?" he furrowed his eyebrows. They all shook their heads.
Elsa yawned and put a hand to her mouth and yawned.
"Mama alert! Mama alert! The mama is tired!" Ashton yelled. Anna immediately got up and wrapped Elsa in multiple blankets.
"Guys I just-" Elsa was interrupted.
"Maybe the baby is coming!" Ashton panicked.
"No, I just-"
"Yeah! I read about this thing where if women yawn, they're close to their due date!" Anna exclaimed.
"No way!"
"Way!"
Ashton kneeled and got close to the baby, "Baby! Are you okay!?"
"Oh my gosh is Elsa still alive! Ashton check!" Anna panicked.
Ashton immediately started to check Elsa's heartbeat and vitals. Elsa hit their hands away, "I am just fine!" Elsa yelled, and tried taking the blankets off
"She's delusional! She must be in labor!" Anna shouted.
"I am not in labor!" Elsa said with a giant huff.
"Guys…Elsa is just fine" Matthias said over all there yelling. He took the thick blanket off of his overheated wife.
"…So you're not in labor?" Kristoff asked.
Matthias blinked, "Alright I want you three out."
"What?! What did we do!?" Ashton, Anna, and Kristoff all simultaneously.
"You stressed my wife out" he explained ushering them all out.
"But"
"Wait!"
Matthias slammed the door shut, he turned around and saw his six year old nephew just standing there. He waved casually. Chuckling, he walked over to him and picked him up. "I think you are the only one who isn't bugging your Aunt right now." He sat them down on the couch and the three snuggled up by the fire. Matthias and Elsa closed their eyes and just basked in the silence, warmth, and love.
"Uncle Matthias" Elliot asked.
"Yeah bud" Matthias asked mumbling.
"What's labor?"
Their eyes snapped open.
Wump! Der it is! You got to love Elliot! He is the best! Let me know what you guys thought of Ashton? Do you like him? Do you not like him? Let me know down below. And I am sorry if you did not see a name that you liked in there or if you didn't see your name in there. There were just so many names, I didn't even get to use all of my names. Tell me which names you liked and your favorite part!
ElsaTheSnowQueen2: Thanks for the idea, I already did something similar in one of the earlier chapters! Glad you are loving this story!
ThawMyFrozenHeart: I am pretty good into shattering our hearts into several pieces…let's face it Mary, you and I should be dead by now. And I added Ashton in just for you! You're welcome.
CreatorX33: Glad you thought so!
OnyxEmerald: I loved him brushing her hair as well! Probably one of my all-time favorite scenes that I have written.
WinterKnight2104: I hope you like this chapter as well!
Just-Another-Obsessed-Fan: I plan on having a chapter that is a bunch of Elsa's firsts in the pregnancy and her firsts with Elliot. Hope you liked the chapter!
Guest: SnowQueenElsa: I know, Elsa seriously needs to realize just how awesome, sweet, amazing, cute, and a whole bunch of things…like seriously Elsa…come on now. Thanks for the idea!
Guest: Ezio2br: Thanks for the names and the idea!
Queen Elphaba of The Vinkus: Girl…I know aren't allergies terrible? I am allergic to fluff… my eyes just get terribly watery.
Guest: T-Bone: Thanks for the suggestions!
M NightCat: Thanks for the name! I really appreciate it. Sorry I could not add it to the story.
blunaowl: We do! I love Gerda-Elsa mother-daughter moments.
Guest: Ho An: I would and could never do triplets. I would die if she had triplets. Thanks for the name Ideas. I really liked Albert.
Firninjafox: I know right!?
barlowbabes: We are actually considering writing a story together…only…we would get too distracted with Rping each other…like seriously that's all we ever do now.
Guest: human being: Well…read the authors note and you would have known what would have happened.
Guest: Guest 9001: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE STORY IDEAS! I seriously appreciate it!
Guest: Anonymwah: Um…interesting idea…but…I am going to have to decline it. I want this to be a happy fluffy story.
Alright that's it people so if you could please press that review button, I would be very grateful, the more reviews, the faster I get the next chapter up so please, review, favorite, and, or, follow. Also feel free to give me more ideas.
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