Awkward Narrator is awkward.
"So… I've been thinking, since it's been a few days…"
"YES I'll be getting to the point so don't roll your eyes at me."
"Of course not, I th- You know what, never mind. I think we need to give you a name. That's what I've been thinking about. I mean, we can both see that you're not Stanley, and it's been kind of awkward narrating when the main character of the entire story has the wrong name!"
"WHY are you still rolling those big blue eyes of yours?! N...No don't blush that wasn't intended to be a com- Never mind. Ponder my idea, will you? Maybe you can write a few names you like on the wall or something."
"Hmph. You're a very clever one aren't you? Well, on you go, into the great beyond. Have a good life Stan… I mean… Grr… SEE?! Hang on a moment, let me just shut that door… We're going to have a little chat."
"Ah. Now that's better, isn't it? So… Yes, go ahead and sit down… Damn she has nice legs… Wha- I said that aloud didn't I… Oh lord… Let's just… Get to the point… Uhm.. See now I can't concentrate! Just, I'm uh.. I'm going to shut down the system while I think for a bit. I'm going to restart you miss."
"Now! I have all my thoughts together, so we can get to the point. Of you getting a new name. Why aren't you confused… You don't look confused… Usually Stanley is confused when he restarts, you just look… Rather… Bored. Why ar-"
"Because something's wrong with the system, Mister Narrator."
Sometimes I forget about you guys, and I don't update for long periods of time :( I am so sorry.. The line breaks mean that time has passed by the way.