A/N: I AM SO NOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' MOOD TO WRITE ANY MOTHERFUCKING STORY RIGHT NOW. ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUCKING DESTROY THIS COMPUTER BECAUSE IT'S USELESS!
My mother threw away the 3 pieces of paper that contained ALL of my ideas, not only for this story, but for ALL my stories. It also contained the pages of Homestuck which I wanted to redraw (Homestuck has more than 6000 pages, okay!). It also contained some trivia like the Marquise is left-handed and many minor details. It also contained the ideas for another story I was planning to write. FUCK
And NO, before you say anything like, "Why don't you get it from the trash can" or "Why don't you just write it again?" or "Why don't you just reread Homestuck?"
THAT's THE MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM!
I can't write it again, because my ideas don't come back to me again. Once it pops up, I need to write it down before it disappears. And if I can't write it down, then it will be non-existent.
I can't motherfucking reread Homestuck. I am already so far and you want me to go back from the beginning. Hell no! I'd rather drink a bottle of hot sauce while eating chili peppers.
I can't get it from the trash can because she FUCKING BURNED IT! If she just only threw it out, I wouldn't be crying now and I wouldn't be having this motherfucking mini-rant! (Yes, this is a mini-rant according to my standards. If you want to see me in a rant, go to chapter 12 of one of my stories. Not gonna say which one, though.).
And now, due to my violent tendencies when I am angry, my phone is broken on the floor and 10% of my drawings which are left unfinished are now in shreds. It doesn't matter anyways, my mother also burned the other 20% and the song lyrics of "King" and "Wake me up".
On to the motherfucking story, I guess. I checked the poll and Piper won, so, yeah. Poor Jason, that's all I have to say.
Annabeth's POV
It was a beautiful morning.
Then a cry erupted from the hallways. And yes, it was a baby's cry.
"Leo" Jason shouted.
We all stood up and ran to Leo's room.
"It's locked" Hazel said, turning the door knob.
"Stand back" Frank said and turned into a rhino. He broke down the doors.
We ran inside and found...a teenage Leo.
"Oh my gods!" Hazel said and turned around. I turned around as well, nudging Percy to wake Leo up
Percy went over and woke Leo. Leo grumbled in his sleep.
"Dude, wake up" Percy said.
I didn't know what happened behind me, but I heard the water from the bathroom turn on and dripped down the faucet. I also heard a spluttering Leo.
"What the- Whoa, I'm naked" he said and proceeded to cover himself with his blanket.
"We'll be outside" Hazel said and pulled me out Leo's room.
"So, if the cry wasn't from Leo," I said, "then who did it-"
A muffled cry came from Piper's room.
Jason's POV
"So, how do you feel?" Percy asked.
"Feels like somebody turned me into an anvil and began hammering a burning sword onto me" Leo answered and rubbed his head.
"Nothing else?" I asked, "No weird goddess?"
Leo shrugged, "I don't know man. All I know is, when I woke up, all of you were in my room and I was butt-naked except for this...make-shift diaper?" he looked at the piece of cloth.
"So...no memories?" Frank said.
"Yeah" Leo said, "Where are my clothes?"
"In the bathroom. Go change" Percy said and we all walked out the room.
"I'll go check on Piper" I said, "she said her head hurt last night"
"Yeah, now that you mention it. She wasn't with us when she barged in at Leo's room" Frank said.
"Guys" Annabeth said behind us. She was carrying a baby with cocoa complexion and chocolate hair. The baby looked at me and her eyes were like a kaleidoscope.
"P-Piper?" I stammered out.
The baby focused on me and smiled.
Hazel's POV
"So, Piper's next" I said to Annabeth.
Annabeth was dressing baby Piper up. On her nightstand were a bunch of clothes fit for her. A note was with it to, from Aphrodite.
"Go figure" Annabeth said, "The goddess of love provided her own child with clothes while Leo ran around with only a diaper"
After dressing baby Piper up, Annabeth carried her outside. We heard the boys walk out from Leo's room.
"It's showtime, Pipes" Annabeth said to baby Piper while she played with Annabeth's hair. I will never know the deal with babies and curly hair. All I know is Leo likes to play peek-a-boo with it.
I opened the door for Annabeth and she walked out.
"Guys" she said. All 3 of them turned around and different reactions were plastered on their faces. Percy's was "Who's that" whilst Frank's was more of a "Another baby?" kind of look.
Jason's, however, was priceless. His eyeballs looked like it tried to escape from its socket. His jaw dropped slightly, but he closed it back.
"P-Piper?" he stuttered out. Baby Piper, of course, transferred her attention from Annabeth's hair to Jason and smiled.
Annabeth gave baby Piper to Jason, who took her shakily. Piper was staring at his face, while Jason stared back. Piper began grabbing onto Jason's cheeks and laughed at the faces he made. Jason readjusted Piper so he could take hold of her hands and put it down from his face. But it keeps on going back up. Jason narrowed his eyes on Piper, while Piper glared back.
"This is the most hilarious staring contest I have ever seen" Percy said.
Jason broke from the staring contest to glare at Percy instead. Percy raised his hands in surrender, "I was just saying" he said
"What should we do?" Frank said, "I mean, taking care of Leo is one thing, but taking care of Piper? Girls are different from boys, you know"
"Yeah, which means we'll have less trouble with baby Piper than baby Leo" I said.
Suddenly, Percy's stomach made a sound that resembled an elephant burping. Piper laughed while we all had to smile.
Combine a contagious baby's laugh and charmspeak, and we have a dangerous Piper in our hands.
"How about we go to the dining area. I can't wait to see Coach's reaction" Annabeth said, "and Percy's stomach needs something inside it"
"Leo," Frank said, "Go to the dining area after you change"
"Sure" was Leo's muffled reply.
"So, McLean's a baby now?" Coach said
"Yup" Jason answered
"And only the 6 of you will take care of her"
"Yes" I said
"And I will only intervene-"
"-if there is a monster attack or if the baby is lost and the 6 of us are already looking for her" Annabeth said.
Coach Hedge thought about it, "Okay. I'm fine with it. But if she gets in my room-"
"We'll make sure she won't" Percy said.
Coach Hedge shrugged and took a plate of Bagels, "I'll be either in the training room or my bedroom if you need me" he said and walked off
Leo raised his hands, "So let me get this straight" We all looked at him.
"Yesterday, I returned to my toddler years, which I have NO memory about. Now, Piper returns to hers, and tomorrow, she probably won't have any memory, whatsoever"
"Yep, that's about right" Annabeth said, holding the bottle with baby formula while Piper drinks from it
"And which goddess hates us now?" Leo asked
"Hebe, goddess if youth" Percy answered.
"Oh, okay" Leo said. He paused and shoved a forkful of spaghetti into his mouth.
"Slow down, man. It's not like you did anything embarrassing" Jason said.
"Oh wait, you did" I said
Leo turned to glare at me.
Piper stopped drinking and leaned into Annabeth, her eyelids drooping.
"Woah, we need to put you in your bed" Annabeth said and stood up. Percy followed her out the dining area.
"What would be our shift for today?" Frank asked.
"Annabeth for now" Jason said, "After that, depends on her"
Percy's POV
After Annabeth tucked Piper into bed, I asked her, "Who'll take care of her after your shift?"
"Leo, perhaps" she said, "then Hazel, Frank, Jason and then you"
"Why am I the last one?" I asked.
"Reasons" she said, "Selfish reasons"
"You are a sly one, Chase" I laughed as we headed back to the dining area.
"Likewise, Jackson" she smirked.
-in the dining area-
"So, what's the plan?" Jason said.
"Well, 50 minutes from now, Leo will be taking care of Piper" Annabeth said
"What?" Leo said, almost choking from the soft drink he was drinking
"Don't worry. We also took shifts in taking care of you" Hazel said.
"After Leo, Hazel will follow. Frank afterwards" Annabeth continued, "Then Jason, and lastly Percy"
"I'm fine with that" Frank said and stood up, 'I'm going to the training room" he said and walked.
"I'm going to sleep a while" Hazel said.
"I'm on guard duty" Jason said.
"Me too" I said
"I'll go check on Piper" Annabeth said
"I'll check the engine" Leo said and ran down to the engine room, "Holy- Where did these Lego Blocks come from?" he explained.
Annabeth's shift (3rd person)
Baby Piper was playing with the bed sheets when Annabeth arrived.
Baby Piper stopped playing when Annabeth walked in. She laughed and reached for Annabeth, which she happily obliged.
"Hey, Piper" Annabeth said, "Enjoying yourself?"
Baby Piper smiled and clapped her hands. Annabeth couldn't help but laugh along.
"I think you'll be easier to take care than Valdez" Annabeth said.
Leo's shift
"Piper, no! Don't go in the furnace!" Leo said as he carried her awkwardly. Never bring a baby in the engine room, Leo noted.
"I have no idea how to carry a baby" he mumbled.
He decided to carry baby Piper by the armpits and run towards the deck. He placed Piper on one of the chairs and he sat on the one next to it.
"Nobody's driving?" Leo thought. He stood up, but gave baby Piper one of the robots he made earlier to play with. He went down towards the training room, where Coach Hedge is.
"How to you take care of a baby girl?" Leo said to himself. Suddenly, the boat shifted to the left. He ran up to the deck again and saw that baby Piper already had one of the Wii controllers in her hand.
"Piper, NO!"
Being the ADHD kid she is, baby Piper began moving the Wii rapidly. Canons erupted from the side of the Argo II, and the ship was shaking
"Piper, stop!" Leo shouted as he ran towards Piper, but he slipped when the boat tilted to the right and he plunged into the water.
"Leo! What the- PIPER" Hazel shouted and ran towards the baby. Hazel carried baby Piper and took the Wii controllers out from her hands.
"Leo! Where are you?" Hazel shouted. Suddenly, Leo went flying down towards the deck. He spit out the water and shouted "Thanks Percy!"
"No problem" Percy replied below the deck.
Leo turned to Hazel, who was carrying Piper.
"Hazel" he replied, "Thank you for, um, watching after Piper while I was drowning"
She almost replied but Annabeth shouted, "Hazel's shift starts now!"
Hazel's shift
"Good luck" Leo laughed at Hazel as he picked up the controllers and began steering the ship.
Hazel looked at Piper, "You need a bath". Baby Piper simply smiled.
"Annabeth" Hazel said as she walked towards the bedrooms
"Hmm?" Annabeth replied as she stepped out of her room.
"Bath time" Hazel said and gestured at baby Piper.
Annabeth nodded and followed her towards Piper's room. Annabeth turned on the faucet to the tub and turned it off when the water already covered 1/4 of the tub.
"Water's ready" she said
-fast forward-
"I think it's Frank's shift now" Jason said, eating a piece of his pizza.
Frank's head shot up, "Already?"
Hazel nodded and gave baby Piper to Frank.
"Don't worry. She doesn't give that much trouble" Hazel said
"Can it be after lunch?" Frank said, not taking baby Piper.
Hazel nodded and continued eating while Piper played with her hair. Baby Piper accidentally hit her eye with a strand of Hazel's hair and started sniffling.
"Woah, is she going to cry?" Leo said.
As if on cue, Piper began crying. Hazel tried calming her down, but it's hard when you are crying as well. Annabeth started tearing up, then Leo, then Jason, followed by Percy and Frank.
"Why are we crying?" Leo said, wiping his eyes
"She has...charmspeak" Annabeth said, "Which means, if she's crying, we'll also...cry"
"I'm gonna try to calm her down upstairs" Hazel sniffed and stood up.
"Yeah, go" Percy said, "Please, before us men lose our dignity"
Frank's shift
"You are more dangerous than we thought you were" Frank said to baby Piper, who was looking at a book filled with animals.
"Good luck with her" Jason smiled.
"Babies don't like me, though" Frank said, looking at Piper shifting through the pages.
"That's nothing to worry about" Jason said, "Remember when we used to hate the Greeks? Now some of our best friends are Greeks"
"And your girlfriend is a Greek" Frank said.
Suddenly, baby Piper pointed at Frank and said, "Panda!", pointing at the picture of a panda with her other hand.
Jason laughed as Frank turned into a panda cub. Baby Piper laughed as well as she squished panda-Frank's cheeks.
Jason almost died of laughter at the panda's face. When Piper removed her hands from Frank and went back at looking at the book, Frank turned back into a human.
Let's say, Frank spent the rest of his shift shape-shifting into an animal baby Piper saw in the book.
Jason's shift
"Hey man" Percy said as he sat down on one of the chairs on the deck while Jason was making baby Piper float up in the air, make her fall and then catching her. Repeat process afterwards.
"Hey" Jason replied as baby Piper's laughs filled the air, making Jason laugh as well.
"Looks like you are enjoying yourself" Percy said.
Jason caught baby Piper and walked towards the other chair, positioning Piper so she could look at the water. "I kinda am" Jason replied.
"You might not know..." Percy trailed off
"That what?" Jason asked as baby Piper readjusted herself to lean on Jason's chest.
"That, maybe. One of these days, soon, of course, that you would be doing what you were doing earlier to another baby" Percy smirked, "And, by chance, the baby might look like Piper, or maybe you, or a mix of both"
Jason blushed, but he placed the thought away, "We are going to war, Percy. I don't want to hold into a thought that might not happen" Jason replied.
"Don't worry, man. Piper's a strong girl. From what Annabeth says, she'll survive" Percy said
"That's not what I meant" Jason said, running his hand onto his hair, "I mean, Piper will survive of course. She'll have a future. She'll have a family..."
"But you are worried you're not going to be with her" Percy continued, "Don't worry. I also have that thoughts. We all do"
Jason sighed, "I...want her to be happy, of course" he said, "But false hope is something I don't want to holding on to.
"Hope is why we are still in the Argo. We are hopeful that we will win and save pretty much the entire world" Percy said
Jason wiped his face in exasperation, "I am not comfortable with this topic. Poof, subject change. How are you and Annabeth?"
"Ha ha, Grace. Poof, subject changed, Give me Piper now" Percy said, looking at the night stars
"Why?" Jason asked
"It's my shift" Percy said, "and Annabeth would kill me if she sees that I am not taking care of Piper"
Percy's shift
"How do you carry a baby?" Percy said.
Annabeth rolled her eyes.
"You're the one with the motherly instincts" Percy said to Annabeth.
"I'm not a mother, Perce" she said.
"But every girl has it, Annabeth" Percy smiled.
Annabeth laughed. Baby Piper yawned, making the two of them yawn as well.
"We should put you to bed, Pipes" Percy said, but didn't pick her up
"Percy, what are you doing?" Annabeth asked, "I thought you were going to carry her"
"I'm not going to risk dropping Piper, Annabeth" Percy smiled
Annabeth carried baby Piper, who was already falling asleep, and brought her into her room.
"Good night, Pipes" Percy said.
Annabeth placed baby Piper in one of her normal-sized clothes, remembering what happened to Leo, and covered her whole body in the blanket.
"Yeah, good night" she said and turned of the lights
A/N: and I'm fucking done.
I am still fucking angry (see the swear words? Yeah, I'm still motherfucking angry)
I mean, those pieces of paper contained 5 days worth of ideas and pages. I guess I'll use my very reliable memory to rewrite them.
So, who do want next? Reviews are accepted :)