Well. I 150% broke my promise of a speedy update. Things get away from you.

Again, I own none of this, it all belongs to the lovely JKR.

"C-come again?" Shit. Not what I meant. I must be reacting badly to this antidote. Auditory hallucinations, that sort of thing. I think I read about those earlier, such an interesting book. Focus. You don't have to answer right away, you have a moment, perhaps you really did mis-hear.

Lucius allowed the corner of his mouth to twitch slightly. Though he personally believed that puns were the lowest form of humour, they occasionally snuck up on him.

"Well well. It seems you are not so sharp tonight Miss Granger. I shall repeat the question."

He pushed his chair back, straightening his cuffs, adjusting the cufflinks ever so slightly. Running a fingertip along his bottom lip, he spoke slowly.

"Have you ever been fucked?"

His eyes did not leave hers. She felt her voice catch, and whispered

"Yes." Well. Bugger. I have certainly reached the 3 foot mark on this grave, might as well go for 6.

Hermione uncrossed and re-crossed her legs, slowly, leaning forward as if about to share a secret. With her chin resting in the palm of her hand, she gazed at him, attempting to look through her lashes.

"I think I can recall more than one occasion, in fact." Maintain eye contact, slowly look down to your feet, remember to breathe, and pray your heart doesn't burst from all this damn excitement.

Lucius gripped his armrests hard, digging his nails into the leather. He had not expected this. Blushing. Embarrassment. Denial. Anger. Perhaps even an attempt to run for it. Not this. He was intrigued.

Fingertips pressed together once more, he licked his lips, hoping to maintain his predatory position.

"Ah, Miss Granger, I think you have misunderstood me. Have you ever been properly fucked?"

This is how I die. I swear. He's going to be the death of me. I need a witty retort 'have you?' Ack no. You are the brightest witch of your age, you can do better. Too late.

"Oh dear, can I take it from your silence and the downward turn of your eyes, that you do not know what I mean? That you have lived your life, to this point, in a maddening state of wanting, but not knowing what exactly you want?"

Oh that's rich. He's gonna play the experienced older man card. Delightful.

"And I suppose you are here to tell me what I want then?"

Lucius could barely contain his excitement. A glimmer of a smirk escaped despite his best efforts. The witch was playing along so beautifully. Her eager brown eyes, looking much the same as when her hand shot up in class, so confident of the answer, seeking validation of all her efforts. Merlin. He had to drag this out. Make her suffer, sweetly. Enjoying his own suffering along the way.

Lucius slowly rose from the chair, moving towards the front of his desk as he spoke.

"Have you ever been taken slowly, fingertips running across your shoulder blades, arms, chest, your mouth, felt their body behind you, perhaps a quiet before the storm. Have you been bent over a desk"

His hands came to rest on the smooth wood of his desk.

"Had hands tangled in your hair as you were slowly, so slowly, filled."

He began to caress the wood with the very tips of his fingers, slowly, almost casually, as if he were not in the middle of such a deliciously risqué story.

I have no bloody words. Damn damn double damn. I think I'm melting from the inside. Should I bite my lip? I think I should bite my lip. Or is that too much? Jesus, of course it's not too much, don't doubt yourself. Bite your damn lip.

Lucius did not believe he could drag this out much longer. She was taking control of the situation, biting her plump little lip, toying with a curl. What a bloody cliché, a bloody ridiculous, silly, beautiful, enticing, delightful, cliché.

"Have you had enough Miss Granger?"

He leaned forward, placing one hand on either side of her desk. She was looking right at his mouth. The delicious, slightly parted mouth, that had her squirming, growing ever more expectant, and impatient.

She moved ever so slightly closer. All or nothing now.

"Not on your life."

He grabbed the back of her head, closing the gap between them. His lips were just as soft as they'd looked.

Just a quick one tonight. Thank you for all the lovely reviews! Hopefully this next chapter will be on the way in a little less than four months :P