Sooooo... I'm a horrible person... I'm starting a new story...sorry...XD. Our Dear Raindrop has decided to co-op with me to make this. Please no flames. Characters may seem Marry Sue but in later chapters flaws will be introduced with flaws. thank you for your time and patience.

DISCLAIMERS: We do not own Hetalia and are sorry for any content that may be disturbing. Warning gun violence Profanity and mature scenes.

CHARTER BIO:

RAYNE - A rather short, busty, brunette with purple stripes in her hair, she stand at 5'2 with molten caramel eyes and is fiercely protective and strong when it comes to someone she loves or Canada (hint hint). She loves dogs, Canada and hot weather. Her weapon of choice is a nine hand gun she keeps on her at all time. She is from Texas and only talks with a southern accent when she is upset. Do not get her upset.

MICHELLE (MICKY)~ she is also rather short and busty , she stands at 5'4 and has blue/green eyes. Her hair is a light brown with bright red tips. She is in one word a wild child. She enjoys drinking, contests, mudding (explained later in the story) and just getting down and dirty. She is from Texas like Rayne but holds on to her southern accent. She is fiercely protective of those she considers family. she knows how to shoot a gun and is quite effective with it and also starts to talk in a Scottish accent she picked up on her mom's side or screams in German (from her father's side) if you get her extremely upset. Beware when upset she tends to make a shotgun out of thin air and is liable to shoot.

The countries were in the first world meeting of the new year. Everything was still quiet since Americas New Years Eve Party... in other words everyone was hung over. America had pushed England to far as he started screaming

"I will curse you, you damn git!" Of course we all know how well our dear Iggy is with curses this one however turns out a bit more humorously.

IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION:

"Rayne do you feel that?" Micky asked.

"Why yes, yes I did Micky. I do believe we are about to be sucked into a different dimension now." Rayne said.

"Oh, ok wait wha-" Micky did not get to finish this sentence due to being sucked into a black hole.

BACK IN THE HETALIA DIMENSION

America laughing in the background while England was choking him.

~POP~

The countries now startled into paying attention looked at the table were two teenage girls sat on the table. Well one was laying on the table laughing as she was being strangled by another slightly taller girl straddling her doing the aforementioned strangling while screaming obscenities. The nations stared at this strikingly familiar scene until the one doing the strangling stopped and looked around her.

"Rayne," she mumbled "are we where I think we are?"

"Why yes, yes we are. Micky. I swear sometimes I think you should have been born blonde." The newly identified Rayne said in a somewhat bored tone

The girl now known as Micky stood up and turned in a circle slowly scanning the room. a few of the countries started to become nervous. she abruptly stopped and started to smile a grin so wide it made the others' cheeks hurt.

"3-2-1" Rayne counted off and a loud squeal was heard through the room right on count. The countries watched in slow motion as the girl darted forward towards the now confused Russia jumped of the table and landed straddling his lap.

"Hello, Ivan my name is Michelle but you call me anything other than "Micky" and I will shove your own water pipe so far up your ass you'll have to get surgery to remove it. Buuuut that's off topic. You-Me no clothes in the closet now! This girl would love to become part of mother Russia now please, sug," Micky said. the entire room went quiet as they stared at the girl.

"Oh for Pete's sake! Rayne, darlin' would you toss me my bag I need my in-case-of-emergency sunflower."

"Sure sure" Rayne said as she tossed the bag to Micky. She pulled the sunflower out and waved it in Russia's face.

"You do know it's bad to tease Mother Russia right?" Russia said.

"Then, teach me a lesson darlin'" was Micky's reply. The nations stared as Russia picked up the short brunette and walked out of the room with her over his shoulder.

The nation shifted their attention to the leggy brunette still sitting on the table.

"Shouldn't you be vorried about your friend?" Germany asked.

The other girl just shrugged "She'll be fine, a little sore come mornin' but fine none the less." she said, "The names' Rayne. Call me anything else and I'll make good on Micky's threat. Wait a minute where is he?" Rayne continued. A small

"Who?" could be heard and the nations stared in wonder as she pivoted to face a certain Canadian that we all know and love. Her caramel eyes lit up.

"Ohhhhhh Caaaannnnnnaaaaaadddddddaaaaaaa, its time for me to steal you and have my wonderfully wicked way with you," she winked, curling her finger in a "come here" kind of motion. When he didn't do as she beckoned, the nations stared in wonder as she flipped of the table and hauled Canada over her shoulder. As she walked out of the meeting room she called out,

"Same place, same time tomorrow. See you then."

Besides Frances' 'ohhonhonhonhonhonhon'-ing I'm pretty sure America summed it up by saying

"What the HELL just happened?"

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