Wolfie: Hello everyone! Wolfie here. Sorry about the long wait.
Dire: Took you long enough.
Wolfie: You shut up.*tail twitches*
Dire: My sister was being lazy.
Wolfie: No I wasn't! Read my other story's AN and you will know why.
Duck: Aflac.
Kuro the Dragon:*swallows duck*
Duck:FLAC!*gone into digestive juices*
Wolfie:Oh hey Kuro!*pets Kuro*
Kuro the Dragon:*breathes fire everywhere*
Wolfie: Wait don't do that Kuro! Bad boy!
-TIME SKIP-
Wolfie: Phew! We got that fixed. Wait.*looks at self*WHAT THE FLIP HAPPENED TO ME?!
Dire:It's punishment for letting Kuro run around. So you're a wolf cub for the next 10 chaps or so.
Wolfie:WHY YOU DO DISH?!
-MORE TIME SKIPS-
Wolfie: Hey there! Glad you could make it.
SE Crew:...
Wolfie: What?
SE Crew:...Who are you?
Wolfie: What are ya talking about? It's me,Wolfie!
SE Crew: But you're a wolf cub!
Wolfie:It's me. Also,don't ask why this happened.
Angel: *walks in* What's up guys?
SE Crew: Angel!
Angel:*plops down on sofa* Wolfie invited me. Speaking of Wolfie,where is she?
Wolfie: I'm right here,okay?*ears twitch*
Angel:*looks at Wolfie* Okay then...
Wolfie:*reads list of dares* Patty!
Patty:Giraffes!
Wolfie: Destroy Soul's motorbike.
Soul:Wait,WHAT?!
Patty:Kay!
Wolfie: I'll give you chocolate if you smash it completely.
Angel:Chocolate?
Patty: *evil smile*I'll make sure nothing of it's left behind.
Angel:Count me in!
Wolfie:No,Angel. I'll give you chocolate after this.
Soul:*crying in the Emo Corner*
Wolfie: Oh yeah,I nearly forgot. You two need some lovey-dovey time.*Kid falls from the ceiling*
Kid:*nearly dead*Angel?
Angel: Kid?! What happened?
Wolfie&Dire:*shoves Kid and Angel into the closet* These two lovebirds need their alone time!*locks closet*
*muffled shoving and yelps*
Liz: You two are not innocent at all...
Dire:I'm 18,what do you expect?
Wolfie:Ufufu~...Liz!
Liz: What now?
Wolfie: Get a partner to do the tango with.
Liz: Uh...
Dire: I'm a good dancer.
Liz: Okay then.
Wolfie:*sighs*Fine...
~ONE TANGO LATER~
Wolfie:Finally,it's over! Oh great! I get to talk about Touhou!*starts lesson*
-SEVERAL HOURS LATER-
Wolfie:Blah blah blah blah blah...
Everyone else:*asleep*
Wolfie: Kuro!
Kuro:*breathes a little fire over everyone*
Soul:*wakes up* Fire?
Angel:CALL 911! I NEED TO LIVE BRUHS!
*panicking and screams*
Wolfie:Sheesh,it's only my pet dragon Kuro.
*Kuro leaves*
Angel: Oh come on!
Wolfie:...Back into the closet!*teleports Angel into closet*
*even more muffled shoving and yelps*
Wolfie:Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dire:*reads dare* Not this again...I'm off sis!
Wolfie:Okay.*teleports Dire on to private jet 3,000m off the ground*
Dire: GERONIMO!*jumps off plane with parachute*
Maka: Will he be fine after that?
Wolfie: Yeah. Maka,why do you still wear pigtails?
Maka: FUNimation is too lazy to change my appearance on both the anime and the manga.
Wolfie:Okay then...Welcoming Serpent!(The Last Sea Serpent) *sends paper airplane to Maka*
Maka:*opens up airplane and reads dare inside*I'm going to the other room.*leaves*
Spirit: *kicks down door* WHERE IS THAT RAT WHO GOT MY DARLING LITTLE MAKA PREGNANT?!
Soul:(thinks:Crap,who told him about Blast? Also,this seems a little familiar)...
Spirit: GET OVER HERE RAT AND LET ME BEAT THE HELL OUTA YOU!
Wolfie: Hey! No swearing! Butler!
WFB: I understand,Young Mistress.*throws Spirit into cage*
Spirit:LET ME AT HIM!
Wolfie: Ignore him. Welcoming in Hihihi!
Dire:Spirit,why did you buy your daughter erotic underwear?
Wolfie: Wait,when did you get here?
Dire: POOF LIKE A BUNNY!
Spirit: What are you talking about? I wouldn't buy that for my darling wittle Maka.
Maka: Permission for a Maka-chop?
Wolfie: Eeeeh...I'm thinking about it...Nope.
Maka:Grrrr...
Wolfie:Soul,go kiss Tsubaki.
Soul: What?!
Tsubaki:*walks in with groceries* Hai?!
Maka: What?!
Black*Star:NO! YOUR GOD DOES NOT ALLOW THIS!(Tsu*Star for no reason)
Wolfie:*sighs*Well,a dare's a dare. But SoMa will live forever!
Soul: *goes to another room with Tsubaki*
Wolfie:*reads dare*Well...They didn't say he had to do it in front of us.
Maka:He's an idiot.
Wolfie: Maka,hug Lord Death.
Maka: Okay then...*goes to hug LD*
Wolfie:Hmm...*reads next dare*Well,the lovebirds have had enough alone time.*teleports Kid and Angel out*
Kid&Angel:*blushing* Uh...
Wolfie: Kid!
Kid: Yes?
Wolfie: Which sister is better looking?
Kid: Neither! They have to be symmetrical!
Wolfie: Black*Star!
Black*Star: BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PEASANT!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wolfie:Why are you so obnoxious? Simple. He's a complete idiot.
Black*Star: IT IS BECAUSE I'M THE STRONGEST!
Wolfie: First of all,'I'm the strongest' belongs to Cirno. Second,you're pretty weak for a start.
Black*Star:YOU CALL ME WEAK,PEASANT?!I WILL SHOW YOU THAT YOU'RE WEAK!
Wolfie:*scratches Black*Star's face*Hmph.
Black*Star:AHHH MY FACE!
Wolfie: Do you want to see your lil sis Adventurin' again?
Black*Star:*whimpers in the corner*No I don't want to see her...
Wolfie:Bye for now readers! Pls review some more dares!