Well, well, well, we finally have enough time to update. Just a warning, to please take heed of the fact that our updates will be less frequent, because school starts on Monday, August 25. We are unfortunately very busy people, (not always by choice). I promise that we will update as often as we can, so without further procrastination WE OWN NOTHING YOU RECOGNIZE FROM COMICS OR TELEVISION OR INTERNET.

Please enjoy our chapter.

MICKY POV

Matthew had just fainted, and Native America or Catori had just glared at her sons, with the statement,

"Such language, boys!" with what I thought was her most appalled face possible. It took a moment for what Matthew said to sink in. Prussia and I fell to the floor laughing, and the other countries and states looked at us confused until it clicked in their heads as well.

"Wait, if "Dad"'s a whore, and all fifty states exist, will they have the same traits as their metaphorical parents? And did say that Iggy was our mom?" Lilli asked. I had calmed down enough to answer her question.

"Yes, yes he did. Aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnddddddd if I remember correctly, Canada also said that he has thirteen kids, the provinces, which Rayne; this means that you're dating our cousins' father, our uncle, and are our cousins' step mom figure. Ha-ha aren't we a screwed up family!? Our dad is dating his "older brother" our sister is dating our "uncle". Woo! Hey, Rayne, you finally got your wish for a small army of children, cause who knows how many kids you and Mattie are gonna have, given your stamina." I rattled on and on. All Rayne could do was stare, until my words sunk in.

"The fuck goes through your fucking head? Leave my personal aspirations and life out of this!" her face rivaled that of Spain's prize tomatoes. I just smirked at her and winked. I looked towards the North American Twins that were still in an unconscious heap on the floor.

"So, what are we gonna do with them?" I questioned, asking no one in particular.

"I say we leave them, and eat dinner, because torturing the male species makes me very hungry," Lilli commented.

"Agreed," the twins and I chorused.

"Does anyone know which one of my grandkids we're in?" Catori smiled sarcastically. A snort rang out through the room; we all looked around, before realizing that it had come from none other than Alfred F. Jones. Arthur smiled a soft, genuine smile.

"There's the little pig," he chuckled. After we had settled down, I answered Catori's question.

"Yeah, we're in New York," I smiled, turning to the crowd of Nations and Ancients, "I'm too hungry for this shit, we're going to make a big circle connecting to me." Most of the countries obeyed, but the ancients looked hesitant.

"NOW!" Lilli snapped, nodding as they did as they were told. I smiled.

"Native America, are you staying with the boys? If so, I can bring y'all back something." She just nodded. The twins laughed.

"Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times, do not let go unless you want to end up in 'limbo' No, we will not save your ass if you do, please enjoy the ride, it should only take a few seconds," Rayne and Nina chorused.

EPIC TIME/STATE SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY TEXAS

We basically popped into existence in the alleyway next to my favorite restaurant.

"Ok, countries, I have a few ground rules to lie down! This is my favorite restaurant, and if any of you, ANY of you do something bad, start a fight, or break something, I will personally beat your ass, then I'm gonna make you work here for less than minimum wage and tips until you pay off all the damage with interest!" I glared, and the countries all shivered. I hummed happily and made my way inside.

"Micky! Rayne! Lilli! Nin!" a portly woman with a kind face shouted, rushing from behind the counter. "Oh, sugar, how come you ain't been by? I have a slice of your favorite coconut cream pie with you name on it!" she embraced me

"I know Gina, it's been too long! I need a huge table, probably the biggest you got," I smiled.

"You make some new friends?" Gina raised an eyebrow. I sighed and pointed behind me. Her eyes widened, and she smiled knowingly.

"What handsome friends you have. Which one of them is yours?" I just giggled at the question, and Russia came to stand beside me.

"That would be me, da. How are you Miss Gina? I would like to thank you for taking care of my little podruga" he smiled at her charmingly. She giggled and blushed darkly.

"My, my, Micky, you sure do have a keeper, no?" she winked before leading us to the corner booth, which sat all of us. Which was a task considering that we had the Allies minus the North American brothers, Francis, Yao, Ivan, and Arthur; the Axis, Kiku, Ludwig, Feliciano, plus Lovino and Gilbert; the Nordic five, Mathias, Lukas, Berwald, Tino and Emil, and also Roderich, Elizabeta, Katyusha, Natalya, Heracles, Bella, Antonio, Gupta, and Kaoru as well as the Ancients: Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, Mama Egypt, Germania, Britannia, Scandinavia, Kievan Rus', and Iberia with us, as well as me and my sisters. That was THIRTY FOUR PEOPLE!

"Well, now that everyone is seated, what can I get y'all to drink darlin's?" Gina smiled, the countries started arguing, and Lilli got annoyed at them.

"SHUT UP!" she hollered. I just grinned at Gina.
"We're going to need for here: Three pitchers of sweet tea, 34 of your build your own hamburgers, two bowls of chicken and dumplings, you know who those are for, and for an appetizer, fried macaroni and cheese, and fried green chilies," I smiled kindly, "And to go, we're going to need a chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and okra, a big bowl of gumbo, and a nice spicy meal of taco soup."

"I see we're feeding a small army today, I'll have that right out,"

(Now, we are going to tell you what we will be calling the Ancients, and also what gender they are, and who's parent/relative

Grandpa Rome - Romulus, male, Antonio, Francis, Gupta, Heracles' father, Feliciano and Lovino's grandfather.

Mama Greece - Hestia, female, Heracles' mother

Mama Egypt - Cleopatra, female, Gupta's mother.

Germania - Dominik, male, Gilbert, Ludwig, Lily, Vash, Roderich, Bella, and Elizabeta, and Arthur's father.

Britannia - Siobhan (See-bo-han), female, Gilbert and Arthur's mother (along with other Kirklands that aren't mentioned yet in the story.)

Scandinavia - Freya, female, Nordic mother. (we're tired of typing names ok?)

Kievan Rus' - Isaak, male, Ivan, Natalya, and Katyusha's father

Iberia - Marisol, female, Antonio and Francis' mother)

Soon enough, all the food was indeed out and on the crazily large table. Everyone seemed to inhale the food served before them, and the Ancients were amazed by the sandwiches that were hamburgers.

"So…" Rayne trailed off, "Why don't we introduce ourselves? You know… Ancients to states at least?" she smiled hopefully, hoping that maybe, if she was sweeter than her pineapples, that the Ancients would like her.

"I suppose deary," Britannia amended, "I'm Britannia, you can call me Siobhan. I'm Artie and Gil's mum." The nations, and most of the ancients all blinked, and turned to the two.

"We're twins you know," Gilbert "kesesesesese'd.".

"You all never asked loves, so, we never told," Arthur shrugged nonchalantly.

OK then… moving along…

"I am Germania. My name is Dominik. I sired Bella, Elizabeta, Lily, Vash, Roderich, Ludwig and Gilbert." He was then smacked on the head with a magic wand by Britannia.

"And Arthur." he growled, causing her to smirk, and many at the table to let out a chuckle or two.

"I'm Scandinavia! Hi. The Nordics are mine! I love you boys! You can all call me Freya! She's the goddess of fertility in Norse mythology you know, Oh, Lukas is glaring at me! How cute! Oh, there goes Emil too! And Tino, come give Mummy a hug!" once Freya was done bubbling, a very embarrassed Nordic five stood up at once and engulfed her in a group hug. "Oh, my boys!" she cooed.

"I'm Romulus, the Roman Empire!" Rome stood and had his hands on his hips like a superhero. He was then smacked by a bronze mirror (courtesy of Mama Egypt), a huge metal shield (courtesy of Iberia), and then squished by a giant marble statue appearing out of nowhere (that one was probably Mama Greece).

"Quick! While the idiot is down, I'm Ancient Greece, Hestia, I am Heracles' mother," Hestia smiled warmly after glowering at the man beneath the statue.

"I am Iberia, mother of Antonio and Francis, you may call me Marisol," she grinned, hitting the male again with her shield "accidentally".

"And I am Ancient Egypt. My name is Cleopatra. I am Gupta's mother," she was stone faced, taking a moment to gain some height by standing on the downed Roman's breastplate.

"We're the best of friends!" they all chirped cheerfully, linking arms, and bouncing on Rome. I have to say, my sisters and I cracked up at the sight. We heard a small moan from under the feet of the three women.

"I'm Francis, Antonio, Heracles and Gupta's father," the three women jumped again, "And Feliciano and Lovino's grandfather," Romulus gasped for breath.

"I'm Kievan Rus. My name is Isaak. I am Ivan, Katyusha and Natalya's father," Isaak smiled warmly, but had a darker aura around him.

"Oooooohhhhhh! Ivan! Look it! It's your daddy!" I cooed. The aura got darker.

"I don't think you should be doing that, sunflower," Ivan wrapped a protective arm around me.

"So, this is your female," Isaak stated. Rayne's face paled, Nina face palmed, and Lilli laughed.

"Bad choice of words," they chorused, all in different tones. Rayne was worried, Nina was deadpan, and Lilli was amused as if she couldn't wait to see what would happen next.

My shotgun appeared from nowhere.

"Excuse me?" I sassed, "I'm no one's property, if you're going to address me as such, you are going to be regretting it, darlin'."

Isaak blinked. He looked from me to Ivan. He set his gaze back on me.

"I like her," he decided. The shotgun vanished. Yay. I'm liked. I did a little happy dance in my seat.

"So, are we ever going to see if Alfie and Mattie are ok?" Nina wondered.

"Eh, sure," Lilli said, before shouting at everyone to huddle up. Soon we were in the house, holding the to go boxes for the boys and Catori.

Somehow, Hestia, Cleopatra and Marisol had all the food paid for, on Romulus of course. They were all sitting on him like he was a couch when we appeared in the living room.

"Cool dudes, do y'all have food?" Alfie was excited.

"Yeah! We got you your favorite!" Rayne grinned, "CHICKEN FRIED STEAK!"

"NO WAY DUDES! Y'ALL ROCK! Maybe being a dad isn't too bad…" he grinned, digging in to his meal.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" all the other nations chorused.

"Mattie! We got you some gumbo!" Lilli shouted through the house. There was a very loud, but obviously muffled "YES!" from upstairs.

Thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump he skipped steps as he came downstairs, ran into the room, grabbed his bowl, and began inhaling soup.

"HUH?" all the nations were even more confused now.

"Catori, we have some taco soup for you!" Nina smiled. Catori came into view and smiled warmly.

"How did you know?" she quizzed.

"We're just that good," I smiled.

"So, I, THE HERO, have come up with an amazing idea!" Alfred started, after eating his meal, "We need to find the other states!"

"What about the provinces? I wanna meet them!" Matthew pouted.

"Yeah, yeah, them too, you've got thirteen, I have FIFTY!" Alfie argued.

"Slut," Mattie insulted

"Whore," Al growled playfully.

"Bitch!" Matthew sassed.

"Cunt!" the brothers were stepping closer, challenging each other.

"Pussy!"

"You are what you eat!" Alfred grinned.

"Oh, that makes you a dick huh?" Matthew smiled gently.

"You! You! FUCKING WHORE!" Alfred tried to redeem himself.

"Your comebacks are just getting worse and worse, plus, you already called me that," Matthew winked. Catori decided to step in. She grabbed each of her boys by an ear, and brought them down to her level.

"You listen, and you listen good. I did not raise you with these mouths. And I will not tolerate this kind of language, any more slip ups, and you're grounded. FOR A MILLENIA!" she hissed.

"But moooooooommmmmm" Mattie complained.

"No 'but's. No excuses. No anything," Alfred sighed.

My sisters and I looked at each other.

"You know what this means right!?" I called with glee.

"ROADTRIP!" the twins sang.

"Fuck yes," Lilli agreed.

KEY

Podruga - Hart believes that this is "sunflower", any Russian readers feel free to correct us!

Hart: I just love leaving you with cliffhangers. I find it very gratifying.

Raindrop: I'm just here for spell check today.