Wolfie:*reading Sloth by Shinobu Akiyama* Oh,hey guys! Welcome back to the third chapter of SE ToD!(Yeah...Totally too lazy to write the full name)
Dire:*looks at book*...Damn. That's a pretty thick book.
Wolfie: It's 5000000 pages long.
Dire:*eyes widen* Okay...
WFB: Young Mistress,it would seem our guests are here.
Wolfie: Get them to come in then!
*door opened*
Wolfie: Welcome back!*tail wags*
SE Crew&Angel: Still can't get over the fact that you're a wolf cub right now...
Wolfie: Ignoring that, Angel. You brought Sebastian?
Angel: Yes I did!
Wolfie: Good. We can use him when things get way out of control.
WFB: Young Mistress,am I not worthy of the honour?
Sebastian: You are jealous,aren't you?
*the two butlers stare at each other*
Wolfie: Okay guys,chill.
WFB: Young Mistress,I have been serving you since you were born! Surely you're not replacing me with him?
Wolfie: Okay okay,just chill. Where did you even get that idea from? Though it's true that you have served me for 505 years.
SE Crew: WHAT?!
Wolfie: Let me explain. Youkai,or monsters,age in appearance slower than humans. If you were a 500 years old youkai,you would look like a 10 years old human.
SE Crew: Oh...
Wolfie: But I graduated from university at the age of 5.
SE Crew:EEEEEEEEEH?!
Wolfie: Ah...Good memories. Well,let's not waste anytime chitchatting and let us get to the dares!
Dire: Welcome in YNot!
Wolfie: Maka!
Maka: Oh no...
Dire: *steals paper* Wear that "present" that Blair gave you and dance for Soul.
Wolfie: *pouts* Don't steal the paper!
Maka: *walks out* I'm gone.
Wolfie: Soul...just go watch her. You *^*()^%)(^$
Dire: Woah! Sis, why on Earth did you say that?
WFB: *whacks Wolfie* Mistress! Bad usage of language!
Wolfie: *whimpers* Owww...
Soul:...*leaves*
Angel: While they're sorting that out, I'll just read the dares. Kid!
Kid:*reading dare*...
Angel: Oh come on, what's with people stealing the paper nowadays?
Kid: *breaks down* I tried! But they just grew back!
Wolfie: *reads dare* Well...You'll solve your symmetry problem one day.
Kid: *in Emo Corner* Wuuuuu...
Dire: Liz! Why are you bothered by ghosts and such, but not Sid, even though he's a zombie?
Liz: Well, Sid only looks like he had an accident with makeup. Ghosts are super scary!
Wolfie: Okay, now go into that dark room and play Slender!
Liz: Nuuuuuuu...It's not even on the list of dares...
Wolfie: *reads dare*...No. Just no. One big fat no.
Hosts:*reads dare*...No.
Maka: He's not even an adult yet!
Soul: Yeah!
Wolfie: POOF LIKE A BUNNY PARTY!
-FEW HOURS LATER-
Wolfie:*yawns* Well, that was totally random. I'm going to sleep.*leaves*
Dire: Sis! Get back here!
...
Soul: Well, she's gone.
Dire:*sighs* We'll continue without her then. Ragnarok!
Ragnarok: WHAT?!
Dire: Just shut up!
Ragnarok: NUUU!
Dire: I'll give you this mountain of candy.
Ragnarok: FINE!
*door knock*
WFB: Should I get the door, Master?
Dire: Yeah, go ahead.
?: Hey guys! Where's Wolfie?
SE Crew: WHO ARE YOU?!
Dire: Well, didn't know you're coming, cousin.
SE Crew: COUSIN?!
Dire: Yeah, stop overreacting.
?: Um...Hello? Can I not be ignored, please?
Dire: Okay, okay. Guys, this is Yuuki Wolf, our cousin. She's 525 years old.
Yuuki: Hi guys!
Soul: Sup.
Maka: Hello.
Black*Star(AKA Stupid Monkey): HAHAHAHAH! BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR GOD!
Dire: That's Stupid Monkey. Ignore him.
Black*Star: HEY!
Yuuki: Understood.
Tsubaki: Hello.
Dire: Yuuki, you know what we are doing here, right?
Yuuki: Yeah, Wolfie wrote about starting a Truth or Dare show. Speaking of Wolfie, where is she?
Dire: Sleeping.
Yuuki: Oh. Never mind then.
Maka: Why?
Yuuki: Girl, you do NOT, I repeat, do NOT disturb Wolfie's sleep. I learned through experience.
Maka: Okay then...
WFB: I'll go and get some tea, Master.
Dire: Go ahead. Crona!
Crona: Y-yes?
Dire: Why don't you gain weight from what Ragnarok eats, even though he's your blood?
Crona: I-I don't know how to deal with this...
Yuuki: *whispers to Dire* Is he always like this?
Dire: *nods head*
Liz: Tsubaki, release all your pent up anger on Black*Star.
Dire: CAN PEOPLE JUST F*CKING STOP STEALING THE PAPER?!
Tsubaki: *punches Black*Star into wall*
Black*Star: GAH!
Yuuki: Black*Star, take it like a man who will surpass God.
Black*Star: *knocked out*
Yuuki: Well, he failed.
Wolfie: *enters* I'm back guys. Oh, Yuuki. Didn't know you were coming over.
Yuuki: You're Wolfie?
Wolfie: yeah. Why do people keep on asking me that? *ears twitch*
Yuuki: But you're so cute! *hugs Wolfie*
Wolfie: Can't...breathe! *squirms*
Yuuki: *pouts* Awwww...Fine. *lets go*
Wolfie: Well, let's just get on with the dares. *sits on sofa*
Dire: LD and Stein, read Crona's poem.(lol, typed corner)
LD&Stein: *in Emo Corner*...
Wolfie: Well, are you happy now, YNot?
Dire: Medusa. Go into snake form and visit a factory that makes snakeskin boots.
Medusa: And what would make you think that I would go there?
Dire: The fact that I can turn you back into an adult?
Medusa:...*leaves*
Yuuki: Marie!
Marie: Yes?
Dire: Adopt Crona and hug him like a stuffed animal.
Angel: Yay! My new brother!
Dire: Where did you come from?
Angel: POOF LIKE A BUNNY!
Dire: Right...
Duck: Aflac.
Wolfie: Where did the duck come from?*stares at duck*
Duck: POOF LIKE A DUCK!
Wolfie: *bites duck*
Duck: AFLAC!*dies*
Dire and Yuuki: Not again...
Wolfie:*eats duck* Yum!
WFB: *walks in* Mistress! You're not supposed to eat raw meat!
Wolfie: But I was hungry and haven't tried raw meat for 50 years!
WFB:*sighs* Mistress, the last time you ate raw meat, you went berserk.
Wolfie:*whistles innocently* What's that? I didn't hear you~
Dire: Moving on. Mifune and Justin. Fight.
Mifune: *cleaning blood off sword*
Dire: ...What did you do?
Justin: *wiping blood off guillotine blade*
Yuuki: I guess they're of equal strength.
Dire: Hey, Free. This person says that you're his favourite villain.
Free: Uh...Thanks...I guess?
Wolfie:*wipes blood off mouth* Little Demon, who's your tailor?
Little Demon: I fabricate my clothes out of darkness, out of the malevolent being that surrounds us.
Yuuki: Well, that sounded...deep.
Wolfie: Angel, you said that you have some dares for us.
Angel: I'll start then. Wolfie, everyone slept during your lesson. They hate Touhou. What are you gonna do about it?
Wolfie: Is that so?
Everyone: YUP!
wolfie: You know what I do with Touhou haters?*evil smile*
Everyone: Um...no?
Wolfie: Flan-chan!
Flandre: Ufufu~
Everyone:*backs away* Um...I think Mother Nature's calling...
Wolfie: Flan-chan, can you get rid of these mean people over here?
Flandre: Hai, Wolfie-oneesama!*evil smile*
Everyone: RUN AWAY! *runs away*
Wolfie: Hah! We got them real good! *high-fives Flan*
Flandre: Yup! Ufufu~
WFB: Should I round our guests up, Mistress?
Wolfie: You're still here? Damnit. Oh well, go round them up with Sebastian.
WFB: Do I have to go do it with him?
Wolfie: Yes.
-TIMESKIP LOLOLOLOL-
Everyone: ...
Wolfie: Moving on!
Angel: LIZ GOTTA CRUSH ON DIRE!*whistles innocently*
Liz: ANGEL! WHY?! *blushes*
Dire: Okay...
Angel: MOVING ON! WFB, you're awesome. And fabulous. And everything cool in life. Well done.
WFB: *smiles* I appreciate your flattering, esteemed guest.
Sebastian: Grrrrr...
Kid:...
Wolfie: Meh. Carry on.
Angel: *looks at Soul* Give me. Some damn chocolate. NOW!
Soul: But I don't have chocolate!
Angel: I. said. NOW!
Wolfie: Farewell, Soul. I will send your insurance to Maka.
*chocolate magically appears in Soul's hand*
Soul: Here? *hands over chocolate*
Angel: *chomps on chocolate*
Dire: Next!
Angel: Black*Star, you're not God. You won't be able to surpass God. You're nothing. *insert EVIL MUFFIN LAUGH here*
Black*Star: *crumbles into dust* ...
Yuuki: Next! Tsubaki!
Tsubaki: Yes?
Yuuki: Wear a fruit hat and do a solo in the salsa!
-ONE SALSA LATER-
Dire: We're done with Angel's truths and dares. Now, welcoming in the tired!
Wolfie: Get some more sleep to not be tired!
Dire: What?
Wolfie: Nothing~
Dire: Right...Well, let's just deal with the dares.
Yuuki: Kapappa Kapappa Nitori~
Dire: Stop interrupting.
Yuuki&Wolfie: *puppy eyes* Pwease?
Dire: Fine...Kid!
Kid: Yes?
Yuuki: Kick Black*Star in the groin. Hm...*looks at dust that used to be Black*Star*
Kid: *steps on dust* Does that count?
Wolfie: Close enough. Next! Patty and Liz!
Liz: Yeah?
Patty: Giraffes!
Dire: Snog each other in front of each other. *blindfolds Wolfie*
Wolfie: Hey! *crashes into pillow* Can't see!
Liz: What's with all the incest...*grumbles*
Patty: What does 'snog' mean?
-ONE MAKING OUT/SNOGGING SESSION LATER-(Much timeskips)
Yuuki: Neko Miko Reimu ai shiteru~
Wolfie: Moving on! Maka, dress in bloomers and then show your dad.
Maka: Ugh, can I not?
Wolfie: A dare's a dare.
Maka: Fine! *dresses up in bloomers* Now, where's Papa?
Spirit: Did my darling wittle Maka call- *gasps* IT'S THE WITTLE BLOOMERS!
Maka: *Maka-chops Spirit*
Spirit: *faints*
Wolfie: Perfect...My plans to get rid of him worked...
Dire: Ignoring that, Asura!
Asura: Why hello there...
Kid: Grrrrr...
Yuuki: So did anything happen romantically between you and the witch?
Asura: *narrows eyes* No. I only have feelings for Angel.
Angel: Ahhh...*blushes* (Hmmm...)
Kid: Shut it, skinsack.
Asura: My my, calling names now, aren't you?
Kid: Grrrr...
Dire: Carrying on, Marie. Will you ever find a husband?
Marie: I did.
Wolfie: Sonanoka~ (Is that so~)
Yuuki: Yeah. (For those of you who don't know, Stein is Marie's husband. Read Angel's truth or dare fanfic)
Dire: Welcoming eliminators suck. Your name is correct. ^^
Wolfie: Marie, slap Black*Star. *looks at Black*Star dust* How you're gonna do that I don't know.
Marie: *stomps on dust*
Yuuki: Well that works. *looks up from manga*
Wolfie: Where did you get that from?
Yuuki: Your secret stash of manga, anime and danmaku games.
Wolfie: How did you find it?
Yuuki: I looked.
Dire: Enough girls. Maka, do a striptease for your father. For my sis' sake, do it in another room.
Wolfie: Hey, I have been scarred for life already by THAT.
Yuuki: *pales* You don't mean...
Wolfie: Yes I mean...
Maka: I'm gone. *leaves*
Spirit: Wait for me, my darling wittle darling Maka~
Soul: Kid, is Asura your brother?
Kid: No. He is not my brother. Not at all. (I follow the anime's story)
Wolfie: If he is, I would've make a fanfic about being rivals because who wouldn't want to see brothers fighting over the girl they like?
Angel: WOLFIE! KNOCK IT OFF!
Wolfie: Fine. Well, Blair, snog Tsubaki in front of everyone. Well, good thing I have a blindfold.
Blair: Nya!
Tsubaki: Uh...
-ANOTHER SESSION OF MAKING OUT/SNOGGING BECUZ I'M LAZY-
Dire:Um...Next?
Yuuki: LD(Becuz I'm totally too lazy to write his full name)! Write a love poem for Crona.
LD: Roses are red, violets are blue-
Dire: Later!
Wolfie: Well, we're done guys!
SE Crew: YES! FREEDOM! *runs away*
Yuuki: I'll just stay here for a few years.
Dire: Did you ask your parents?
Yuuki: Yeah. Dad and Mom agreed. They needed a break from raising 7 kids.
Wolfie: *ears twitch* Really?
Yuuki: Yup.
Wolfie: *remembers something*...Mother.
Dire: Did you say something sis?
Wolfie: No, it's nothing.
Dire: I see.
WFB: *watches from corner* Young Mistress...
-PARALLEL DIMENSION WHERE I DO MY ANS-
Wolfie: Hey guys! Wolfie here. Just a quick AN here. Now, I'm back after all those useless exams. Who invented exams anyways? First of all, WOOHOO! SCHOOL HOLIDAYS FOR EVERYONE! Second of all, you can ask to be a (backup) host in this fanfic. I don't have any troubles. Except maybe having a whole lot of characters to remember. Thirdly, I got really distracted while writing. That's why you saw stuff like 'Kapappa Kapappa Nitori~' and 'Neko Miko Reimu ai shiteru~'. Also, you know the book I was talking about at the start? Try to guess where that came from. If you do, you get a prize. Well, seeya later readers! ^^