-On 6th July-
Wolfie:Hey everyone! Guess what day it is!
Dire: Oh right! I have to go check the stock market!
Soul: I need to go repaint Beelzebub!(Soul's bike)
Maka: I need to check on Blast!
Patty:Giraffes!
Liz: I need to go shopping!
Kid: I need to buy some symmetrical stuff!
Angel: I SEE CHOCOLATE!
Yuuki: I have to find some manga!
WFB: I will have to buy extra groceries.
Wolfie: Oh,okay then...(They don't remember my birthday...)
-LATER THAT NIGHT-
Wolfie:*walks into dark room*
*room lights up*
Everyone: Happy birthday!*for some reason wearing black clothing*
Wolfie: The classic surprise birthday party...? Why are you wearing black clothing?
Dire: Black Star was appointed to do research on birthday parties.
Wolfie: Count on him to mix up party with funeral...
Yuuki: Oh well! First of all,let's give you presents!
Dire:*hands over box of anime,games and manga* Here.
Wolfie: Hey,these are all the newest and most recommended stuff!
Dire: Just for my little sister.
Yuuki:Next! Me! *holds out game*
Wolfie: IS THAT TOUHOU 14.5?! URBAN LEGEND IN LIMBO?!
Yuuki: Yup.
Wolfie:*hugs Yuuki* Best. Birthday. Present. Ever.
-100 birthday presents later-
Wolfie:So much anime...
Yuuki: Well,moving on! BIRTHDAY PUNCH!
Angel: BIRTHDAY PUNCH!*chases Wolfie*
Wolfie: DAMMIT!*runs away*
Dire: *sighs* Butler,please bring them back.
WFB:Understood,Master.
-FEW MINUTES LATER-
WFB:They have returned,Master.
Wolfie:*sits down* No more birthday punches.
Angel:Fine.
Yuuki:Moving on to the last feature! DANCING AND EATING! *turns on mp3*
Wolfie:YAY! UN OWEN WAS HER!
Soul: Never heard of that song.
Yuuki&Wolfie:YOU SUCK!
Soul: What was that for?!
Dire: Ignore them.
-ONE DANCE FEST EVER-
Wolfie: Party done. Now for a review. Yes,A review. Because I'm that lame.(I feel so sad now)
Angel: ME!
Wolfie: Chill, Angel. Well,first-
Angel:KID! ASURA!GO TO SOME COUNSELING AND FIGURE YOUR SCHMUT OUT!
Kid&Asura: *gulps* Um...Sure...
Wolfie: *kicks them out at random clinic*
Angel:*points to WFB and Sebastian* YOU FREAKING TOO!
Wolfie: *kicks them out too* Well,looks like my butler will be taking a day off.
Angel:Now...Wolfie, Yuuki and Flan.
Flan:Ufufu~
Angel:Dance to Carameldansen!
Wolfie: Well, I don't have any hands or fingers...*holds up paws*
Yuuki: Just go effing crazy.
Wolfie: I guess that works.
-MUCH TIMESKIPS SO LAZY SUCH CRAZAYNESS-
Wolfie:I'm gonna go to sleep. Bye!
Maka:She was bouncing around everywhere. No wonder.
Dire: True dat.
Angel: Dire,become Black*Star's servant.
Dire:You gotta be kidding me.
Black*Star: BOW DOWN TO ME YOU PEASANTS!
Dire: Help me.
Wolfie: SWEET REVENGE FOR TURNING ME INTO A WOLF CUB.
Liz:*reads paper* Cover your ears everyone.
Patty:*sings Nyan Cat in really high-pitched voice*
Wolfie:*ear plugs on* I CAN STILL HEAR HER!
-More TIMESKIPS-
Wolfie:And that's it!
Yuuki:PLS SEND IN MORE REVIEWS!
Wolfie:Pls do that. Now,if you'll excuse me, I will go make some more nukes.