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Kotal Kahn: The Aztec of Outworld

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Twenty years have passed, and damn did Johnny get old! For someone who's fifty-something, he's got it going on. In some high-tech military computer room, he has four young adults in the room, one of which is his daughter: Cassie Carlton Cage, the cocky leader of the squad who lost a bet with her dad when she tried to become an actress, but blew it when she accidentally killed a stuntman and took a selfie with him. Luckily, due to her dad being rich, she didn't have to stay in prison. That's why she's in the Special Forces since that dark day.

And the rest includes Jacqui Briggs, who is like her dad, and is Cassie's best friend, but gets pissed every time someone mentions about her dad being a former revenant. Last time some did that, they went home with broken balls or severed jaws. Then there's Kung Jin, who is a Shaolin warrior like Kung Lao, but when he introduces himself, people think his name is actually Kung, or in rare cases, Johnny Yong Bosch. How did they come up with that name, Jin had no freaking clue. Last, but hopefully not least, is Takeda Takahashi, a Shirai-Ryu warrior who carries the trait of his dad's telepathic powers, but is always complimented for having a nice ass for some strange reason, but your other sisters can't deny.

Johnny stood there smiling, and then realized everyone was waiting for him to speak.

"Oh, sorry. Raiden told me that I'm a descendant from some Mediterranean war cult, whose warriors were bred from the gods. As much as it would be cool to turn into Green Lantern again, I was never able to summon it again. Raiden thinks that it was triggered when I was about to see a loved one die. But then again, when I banged Cassie's mother, a part of my body did trigger, just not in kombat."

The others looked at him with disgust.

"TMI much?" Jin asked with an uncomfortable face. He moved his head to look at the blonde. "Hey, Cassie, were you able to do anything like that, or did it skip a generation?" When the Shaolin asked that, Cassie didn't respond. "Hello, Cassie?" Jin looked at Takeda, who shrugged, and then they looked at Jacqui, who is sitting beside Cassie. The African-American shook her best friend to get her attention.

"Cass! Jin asked you a question!" The squad leader woke up with a snore, and she looked alarmed and groaned.

"No, Jin, you cannot borrow my Xbox One!" The Chinese warrior raised an eyebrow at the blonde, who later looked at Jin while yawning.

"That's not what I said, Sleeping Beauty. I asked if you were able to glow green like your dad?" Cassie blinked, understanding what he asked.

"Oh, that. Well, I didn't need it in those places we've been to: Kurdistan, Iran. Right, Jacqui?"

"That's right," Jacqui agreed, typing on the computer. "Shaolin monks sent your ass there, Jin?" The Shaolin warrior leaned in, pointing his thumb towards him and Takeda.

"Takeda and I've seen plenty of action. Some that would blow your Special Forces' brains—"

"Calm your tits everyone!" Johnny interrupted. The four team members looked away from the older man in shame. "You're here because you deserved to be, and not just to make it two men and two women. You are all beautiful and unique snowflakes." The actor shook his head, regretting what he just said. "And today is our six-week anniversary! Secretary Blake said he's pleased with our progress!"

"You could spit in his hair and he'd be 'pleased with our progress...'" Jin replied. Takeda looked at him with his eyebrow raised.

What does that mean exactly? the Shirai-Ryu warrior thought towards what his comrade said.

"At least he got Mr. Cage's nice ass to help us make this team," Jacqui stated. Everyone looked at her weirdly, and it made Cassie rub her eyes and sigh. Takeda pretended he didn't hear what she said and spoke up with a smile,

"I'm just glad the Shirai-Ryu chose me to join. New places and new faces." He clicked his tongue toward Jacqui, who rolled her eyes and avoided his gaze. Johnny got in the middle of the four.

"As much as I hate to say it, us folks are gonna retire someday. Your somewhat messed up generation is ready to step up. S-F, and... the Asian ones: together. Your first mission is to go to the Lin Kuei Temple, or as Sub-Zero calls it, Planet Hoth. We haven't heard from the Grandmaster since the time skip, so it's your job to make snowmen, bring Christmas joy to his heart, and of course, to help us if things flare up in Outworld. If he's not willing to cooperate, then you need to sing Frozen songs, no matter how off-key you are."

Jin and Jacqui groaned in response, while Takeda smiled. Cassie on the other hand, said to her father,

"Dad, it is spring, and what about Outworld? Does Kotal Kahn respect the Reiko Accords?" Johnny nodded towards his daughter.

"It's always Christmas over there, and Kotal Kahn does respect the accords," her father replied. "Right now, he's facing a civil war and there's a rumor going around that he is a masochist. If the rebels win, then the accords will be history, and the rumor might get to him."

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In Outworld, some sort of parade is happening, and it includes men in skull helmets, a cowboy, and a hooded collection of souls who is one person for some reason. They are guiding a carriage, who has the ruler of Outworld, a bug lady, something like that, and Kano. ...Wait what?

"I just don't get it, you two. Just because one of my moves is called 'Blood Offering', that doesn't make me a masochist. The tabloids need to fix this immediately. They even did it at the wrong time; the time when we're at a bloody civil war."

"Emperor, you know the expression, 'S'not worth a dirt on my shoe'? Just use that and shove it in their ass!" Kano remarked.

"This One understands. You gain power with every sacrifice of your blood," the frightening bug lady said. She looked at Kano. "Kotal Kahn has always bargained with you, Kano."

"Sure, of course. Upgraded weapons and the civil war will be done!"

"What about the rumors?" Kotal Kahn asked. Kano blinked and cleared his throat.

"Uh, that I can't really help with because I'm not a publicist," the Australian replied. Kotal Kahn sighed in disappointment.

"Fine. But you know Mileena's location?"

"Yes and her whole army. S'gotta be worth at least... fifty." Kotal Kahn nodded.

"I must attack her. She might be the one who started that rumor, so it would please me." When the emperor was talking, Kano was looking at the view outside and noticed two people running at the top of the roofs with a group behind him. He smiled and waved at them, showing off a cheesy grin. The two outside gave him dirty looks, despite wearing masks. "What are you doing, Kano?" the Kahn asked.

The Black Dragon leader stopped what he was doing, and looked at the emperor with a nervous expression.

"I was waving to the crowd. They were happy to see you safe and sound!" He gulped afterward. "Do we have a deal?" Before the Kahn could answer, the carriage bumped and the three landed on the seats across from them. It made them hit their heads, but not to the point of a concussion. As they were rubbing their heads, Kotal Kahn looked at the Kytinn.

"What is it, D'Vorah?" She looked at the view from her side and replied to the emperor.

"The emperor should not be concerned. An accident up ahead. This One shall clear it."

While the Kytinn went out of the carriage to check on the accident, a group of butterfaces and three obvious characters watch the accident from above the roofs of Outworld homes.

"The Tarkatans are in position. We await your order," the Egyptian looking woman said to the woman in the middle.

"It is given, dearest Tanya," she replied. Tanya left, leaving the pink and purple-clad warriors to watch the view. The purple-clad ninja spoke up, looking at the pink one.

"You know, Mileena, starting a rumor about the emperor is one thing, but killing an emperor..."

"False emperor!" Mileena scolded.

"...requires power. Power you have, Mileena, and are too damn lazy to use it." Mileena looked away from his gaze, and she got out an amulet, which exactly looks like Shinnok's.

Wait a minute. Even though it's been twenty years, how in the hell did Mileena of all people get it? Last time, Raiden had it, and now it is in Mileena's hand. Oh well, Mileena needs to reply to her comrade's statement.

"It pains me to use it, Rain. I need more time. The usurper's excursion came too soon..."

"The rain falls when it may," Rain replied.

"If I had to sleep with that old dirty bastard, then I should get what I want." Mileena said to Rain, shivering in the process.

"You'd go as far as to sleep with him?" Rain asked Mileena.

"That's why I have lips in this game!" She replied, removing her mask and revealing her full lips to Rain. As much as it is disgusting to think Mileena would sleep with Kano, her lips are actually pretty.

"Ew!" Rain yelled. Mileena gasped as if she was offended.

"What? They are beautiful!"

"No, I'm talking about that you slept with Kano so that he can kill Kotal Kahn!" Mileena groaned and put her mask back on.

"Shut up, Rain!"

Back to the inside of the carriage, the Kahn and Kano waited for the accident to stop. When he heard yells, there were many Tarkatans running towards them. Outside, D'Vorah glared, and with the help of the cowboy and multiple souls in one body, they fought off the bladed creatures.

While that's going on, Kano almost assassinated the emperor, but he noticed and defended himself, and managed to crack Kano's skull, even though he's still able to still move. When the Australian used his laser beam, Kotal Kahn looked amazed, seeing it glow.

"Are you the Terminator?!" Kano looked at him weirdly, fighting back.

"No, I'm still Kano!" The two kept fighting until they broke out of the carriage, and the two got up, preparing for kombat.

"What you offer, was nothing but air and wind, Kano?" The Black Dragon leader smirked.

"Keep your fifty million! I had sex with Mileena and it was all I need to kill you!"

"...are you serious right now?" Kotal Kahn asked with his face painted with disturbance and revulsion.

"Hell, yeah!" After Kano's response, they started to fight. The emperor was winning, but then he got out a knife and cut his palm, moaning in the process.

"It is true! You are a masochist! Nothing but a masochistic Aztec wannabe!" Kano pointed out, laughing like a maniac. Kotal Kahn was mad pissed to the point he used his sunstone to use as a projectile. In health bar standards, he chipped off twenty percent of Kano's health, and he was down and out! Don't mess with the Kahn by calling him an Aztec, let alone a masochist. Let's just say that Kotal Kahn was made fun of when he was little for being called an Aztec.

"Geez, you are strong when you cut yourself!" Kano coughed up, curling from his injuries.

"And you're not worth the dirt on my shoe!" the emperor fired back. A crowd that was watching the fight yelled out with "Oooh!" and "Burn!", like a rap battle that just ended with someone who got schooled. A few of them offered their hands for high fives, and he graciously accepted it, giving them a smile in the process. When they were done, Kotal Kahn got back to business.

The emperor wasn't finished yet, so with his cutting knife, he went to Kano and stabbed him in the back, making Kano yelp in pain. Kotal Kahn then had Kano to where his knife is near Kano's neck.

Then a fireball hit Kotal Kahn, not burning him for some reason. Tanya was responsible and bowed to the emperor. She got down from the top of the carriage, walking towards him.

"You're the Egyptian, Tanya," Kotal Kahn said to the brunette. Tanya stood up from her bow, glaring at the Kahn for what he said.

"I'm pleased you remembered me, Ko'atal, but I swear for a nickel every time someone calls me an Egyptian, I would be able to have your kind of money!" She threw another fireball at him, but he caught it and reflected it back, hitting her.

"I'll never forgive those who freed Mileena."

"She vowed to create a free Edenia, and she was going to add more shopping malls so I could buy more eyeliner!" Kotal Kahn clashed his knife against her, but she endured with her attached spears or... whatever.

"No wonder why you look like an Egyptian. Outworld stands strong against its enemies."

"It will never be united under your rule." When they moved back, the Kahn responded,

"The rumor and rebellion prevents it."

After pointless fighting, and no need to do blood offering, the emperor won, leaving Tanya's eyeliner messed up. She shrieked and looked away, covering her face and running away.

"See what Mileena has done to you?" he responded to her actions. Not too long after, he took down some butterfaces and found Mileena and Rain watching him, eating some candy. He glared, saying to himself. "She tests me for the last time, and how dare she eats something when I'm severely hungry?" With the help of the sun, he teleported and was behind Mileena and Rain. "Mileena." The group turned around, shocked.

"Kano was supposed to kill you!" She looked at the Tarkatans, pointed at Kotal Kahn, and said to them, "Rrgo na-TAY!" The three creatures looked at Mileena in confusion.

"We speak English, so we have no idea what just came out of your mouth," one of them said. Mileena shook her head and placed her hand on her forehead.

"Take him out!" she replied. After saying their thanks, the bladed creatures went to the emperor and tried to take him out, but he was too good for them. Then he went to Mileena, fighting her until she accidentally ripped a nail, distracting her.

Kotal Kahn used this time to punch her side to side in the face, and when he used a sun disk and throws it at Mileena, making her fall to the ground. He looked at Rain, walking towards him.

"Another Edenian, the supposed half-god." With another language said into place, Rain summoned a bubble. The emperor couldn't help but laugh at how small it is, making the Edenian angry. He summoned a stronger one, and it trapped Kotal Kahn, making him unable to breathe.

"Argus is my father! It's clearly stated that I'm not declared a god by commoners, Buluc." The emperor managed to get out of Rain's water prison with his sun powers, and caught his breath.

"Son of Argus, Mileena should know your true intentions."

"Like what?"

"You want to start a new life, become a stripper named Purple Rain, and have that Prince song play every time you're called out in a club!" He ran to the Edenian, but the latter teleported behind him and kicked him to the ground, making Kotal Kahn groan for a bit. Rain appeared behind him preparing for a fight.

"My true intentions are to teach you the difference between pretension and godhood. Then I will be a stripper!"

As soon as the two started fighting, Rain's powers were unfortunately weak due to summoning weak bubbles again and due to the fact that it's a beautiful day in Outworld, no clouds and all. With that, the emperor took him down with a flawless victory. The camera zoomed in on the Kahn, and it accidentally bumped against him, making him push it back a bit. He looked down at Rain and said to him,

"You should just stick to blowing bubbles with children."

The cowboy from earlier ran to them, and with nods in agreement, the mask and hat wearing man looked at the Edenian.

"You won't touch him again," he said to Rain, kicking him in the face. The half-god landed on his back, and the cowboy went to him. His foot landed on his neck and he cocked his pistol to the Edenian's head. Rain grasped his boot with his hands, trying to get off.

"But I will," Mileena said. The three looked at the rebel, and the cowboy laughed.

"How? I'm about to shoot—" Mileena's sai flew at his hand, and the gunman groaned when it cut his hand and made him drop his gun. "Lady, that gun is like a son to me!" Mileena laughed.

"Deal with it, Clint Eastwood!"

"My name is—"

"I don't have time for you now!" When Mileena walked past Rain, he teleported, leaving the Outworld rebel and emperor on the battlefield. "As the heir to my father Shao Kahn, I, Mileena, Kahnum of Outworld, order your execution!"

When they started to fight, Mileena was in the lead. Maybe because she kept spamming her sais since they can come back to her. Kotal Kahn was irritated and threw an old lady at her, killing her instantly. It hit Mileena, and when she pushed the dead body away, she noticed the Outworld emperor... dancing? She got up and rubbed her eyes to see if her sight was playing tricks on her.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"A disco sun ray dance! When I'm hurt, this gets me healed!" Mileena laughed evilly and walked up to him.

"Then let me join you— Ow!" Kotal Kahn laughed this time, stating to her,

"It doesn't work on you, Mileena. Only I can dance the dance of life!" With his health replenished, the emperor got it together and finished Mileena. "You'll be the one getting the execution, Mileena." The same group from the battle with Kano came out again, saying their signature words. When that was over, the skull wearing men came to surround her. "You will atone for what you've done, Mileena."

Mileena tried to run away, but behind her were the warriors preventing her from escaping. The emperor began to say his phrase for executions, and bright flames began to surround him.

"Up the stair path, to the fire's edge..." releasing his power towards her, Mileena used Shinnok's amulet, energy coming out of it and "Sandstorm" playing again. The power of music made the emperor go down, and three of his warriors disappeared while they were dancing to the song. Some of Kotal Kahn's power hit Mileena and she got down.

Rain appeared and grabbed hold of her, and before they escaped Mileena said,

"Rain, you'll get this outfit—" And with that, they teleported away. Kotal Kahn shook his head to get back up, and with the help of D'Vorah, she aided him up.

"What did my emperor see?" she asked the Kahn. He replied,

"A cub turned into a jaguar, and one that gets around for the sake of ruling Outworld. I need to know if she started that rumor as well."

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Back in Earthrealm, the four young adults looked at Sub-Zero's temple via computer, while Johnny watches them like a poised creep.

"Once we hit the drop point, we split up," Cassie instructed the other three. "Jacqui and I will come in from the south, and you two from the west."

"Rendezvous here," Jacqui pointed to the computer screen, "The north entrance."

"That makes more sense," Takeda stated. "My dyslexia would kick in if you didn't say anything." He winked at Jacqui, but she didn't see it, much to his dismay.

"Then what? A simple pick up and go? We aren't pizza deliverers," Jin asked with his arms crossed.

"We'll sing 'Do You Want to Build a Snowman?' in A cappella if he resists," Cassie replied.

"We're gonna need to do more singing since resistance is more possible than you think," Takeda said, smiling kindly at the squad leader. She smirked back at him.

"Don't sweat it. We'll have to do Christmas songs if Frozen doesn't work out."

"So why do we have to sing if it doesn't work out? Don't you think it's cheesy and out of place, since we're trained to I don't know: fight?" Jin asked. Jacqui agreed with a nod.

"Because he'll let it go!" Johnny said from behind. The four looked at him with a questionable expression. "Too soon?"

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The first chapter might be a bit funnier, in my opinion, but there are some parts that are laughable. While I play some Mortal Kombat, I will also wait patiently during my summer job waiting for your opinions on this chapter, and working on the next chapter. Stay tuned!