Warning: This is not a chapter as it contains lots of business, humor, apologizing, good news, bad news, and ants. Read this note at your own risk.
Hello, fellow human beings of Earth!
First order of business:
I sincerely apologize for not updating all this time and I will accept any and all rude and offensive remarks through PM and reviews and I will not complain. Though, I will also accept any and all kind remarks, as well, as... well... some of you are probably too kind to say something rude and mean to anyone. I won't name people, I just know there are people out there.
Second order of business:
Where have I been.
I'm sure that's the only question several of you have as I've been replying to comments and I always promise I'll update, but then I forget and then someone reminds me and I forget, etc. Well, here's your answer:
I have been sitting in my house, trying to crush writer's block with my very own hands for some stories.
Well, then there's those other things that I've been dealing with, as well. The ants, track practice, ants, track meets, ants, preparing to go to Florida, and did I mention ants?
Yeah, so... this is what I've been doing for the past month. I hope you all are having a much better time than me... and I guess a better time than the ants that I've killed, as well.
Third order of business:
I have good news!... and bad news, as well. Read whichever one first as some prefer to read them in certain ways, but neither news will change.
Good News: Tomorrow, I'm going to be updating at least three chapters for the following stories:
A Dragon Among The Straw Hats
The Diamond Keys: After Tartarus
Life In Fairy Tail
Bad News: I am going to Florida and I will not be posting chapters over the course of the two weeks I am there. The up side on this is that when I get back, I'll attempt to write much more. If I don't post on anything on August 6th, you are allowed to annoy me with PMs and reviews and you must say that you were approved to annoy me by my past self. If you can't remember to do that, then put it on your calendars! Set yourself a reminder or something!
More Bad News: The ant attacks have been really bad this season and I am the culprit of over a couple hundred ant deaths. Your author has now been put on trial by the great ant judge and jury to determine if she's innocent or guilty. If she is guilty, she shall be charged with mass ant murdering and using a weapon of mass destruction: ant-killing spray.
Fourth order of business:
I'm going to Florida and if you're just reading this after I just posted it, then I'm leaving in less than three days! And I'll be there for two weeks!
Reasons why I'm going:
Escaping my ant problems
Going to the track and field National Junior Olympics
Getting away from ants
Going somewhere for my birthday
NO MORE ANT PROBLEMS!... for 2 weeks -.-
Visiting Florida
And just not having to deal with ants that, according to my uncle, are the size of house cats
On my trip to Florida, I have decided that I'll be making a small journal that will be posted on Wattpad and DeviantArt and it'll be posted on daily as I talk about the day's events. I will also be answering questions about me, my trip, characters that are I have created*, and the future of some of my stories. I will add my favorite questions to my journal entries, but I will answer all questions, regardless if they make it on to the journals or not. For further information on this and where to send your questions in to, you can find on my profile.
Fifth item of business:
How have all of you been doing? I realize that you all know how I'm doing, but I should be a bit more polite and ask how have all of you been doing.
Without further notice, I really am sorry for not updating earlier and you can view the first item of business to determine what you'd like to tell me.
I hope you will all enjoy the chapters I will be posting up and if you've forgotten which those are, you can find them under the third order of business.
I also do hope that you check out my journal (fourth order of business) and ask lots of questions and again, my profile will have all the places where you can send in your questions.
I really hope you took my warning seriously at the beginning because I'm already being charged by the ant courts and I really don't want to be also charged with the mass murder of people through words by humor. Though, I guess I would be happier to make several individuals laugh to their deaths and put me in courts.
So, without further interruptions,
I will allow you to leave your reviews of calling me a pig and PM-ing me how much I suck to you and allow you all to get on with your day.
From your fellow human being of Earth,
~The World Of Rabbitleap~