Moments like this, quiet moments where they didn't have to worry about any danger coming to them, were coming on more and more often after Jack's defeat.
Krieg and Maya had spent the night together in the apartment next to the headquarters, where they'd begun building an impromptu home. It was mostly just a mattress and a few random pieces of furniture, but it had working appliances, which was the least they could ask for.
The sun filtered in through the blinds, waking Maya from her slumber. Krieg's arms tightened around her, murmuring something unintelligible in his sleep.
"Baby," Maya yawned, patting his arm. "Let go. I need to get dressed."
The psycho grunted and tightened his grip, nudging his nose into her shoulder blades and wrapping his legs around her waist.
"Krieg," she warned, slapping his arm. "Wake up. I gotta pee."
No response. Great. Maya would try wriggling out of his grip, or just crawling out of bed, but she'd tried that before. It didn't end well the first times she tried.
After a few minutes of being held captive by her boyfriend, the siren began to fall back asleep. A minute later, the door to their bedroom was kicked open.
"Wake up, puta de madres! It's time for-!"
Maya shrieked, effectively waking a very confused Krieg, and scrambled to grab the sheets to cover their nude bodies. The rest of the team gathered behind Salvador, curious to see what the commotion was.
"What the fuck, you guys?! Couldn't you knock!" Maya cried.
Axton, Salvador, and Gaige were too busy staring to reply, so Zer0 spoke for them. "Salvador and Mordecai made breakfast; Sal wanted to wake you two. But I see you both had a busy night.
If Maya thought her face was red, Krieg's looked as though he'd been sunburned. "Still... why didn't you guys knock?" she asked again, tightening the blanket around her breasts.
"Uh." Salvador finally looked away. "Well, uh, I..."
"Th-that's just Sal for you, haha!" Axton filled in for him. "Always breaking down doors and stuff! I-I'll fix that later, by the way."
"Guys, I heard screaming. What's going- oh!" Oh great. Lilith and the other two vault hunters had crowded into the door, Mordecai wearing a huge, shit-eating grin on his face.
"Heyyy, amigo, you get some last night?"
Krieg's response was to sink into the sheets until he wasn't in sight anymore.
"Ooh! Ooh! What's goin' on in here!" Tina's voice cried, her head popping up between Zer0 and Salvador. Maya groaned. Could this day get any worse. "Ooh! Girl! You and him? Him and you? Ooooh! That's too bad, I could've shown you some shit, like damn!"
"Please go," Maya whispered, joining Krieg beneath the sheets.
"DOG PILE!" Tina suddenly yelled, jumping on top of Krieg with a grunt. "Dang, boy you like a washboard!"
With Tina on them already, the rest joined, smothering the two lovers beneath them until Krieg began yelling about murdering them all.