The Gas Chamber

Two weeks had pass by since Mina's fight with Trina, and during those two Trina-free weeks Mina had been saving up a lot of cash from working at Barney's Furniture Emporium on weekday afternoons and Flo's Fro-Yo store on weekends from morning 'til evening. She had to quit her job as a bus driver because she later found that she just wouldn't be able to drive around people all day when she had other jobs she signed up for, and the people who often rode the bus in the morning and afternoon were loud and obnoxious. There were young moms, often the "never-married their boyfriend" kind, with children they didn't know how to control and usually couldn't stand, having to deal with crying and temper tantrums on their way to schools and daycare. There were old moms, either married or divorced, who spent time complaining about their unruly teenagers, and taking the time to give those young mothers "advice" about how they should be raising their children. The hypocrisy of those women always came in that form. There were tons of people who were annoying enough to listen to with their constant jabbering and loud, irritating laughter. There were those who worked in business and were always looking at their watches, and constantly letting Mina know that she needed to hurry up because they were "running late". Then there were the elderly people that always had to tell stories about their youth, no matter how boring their yester-years probably were (for some of the elderly passengers, not all of them), they always needed to bring it up as if they were automatically interesting for even living in an earlier time period. Those elderly passengers weren't the ones that bothered Mina much though while she spent her short time as a young bus driver; to her, the elderly were kind of cute and fun to talk to during pit-stops at other bus stations. It was everybody else that racked her nerves.

Anyway, because of the work Mina had done in the past two weeks, she was able to make $94.00 in total which was enough to buy a chamber that was actually being sold at the furniture store. She had been eyeing it for the week. The glass chamber had been put on display since Monday. Mina went up to it one afternoon and looked at it, analyzing all the details. It was held together by steel chromium bars at the sides, had a door with a medium size hole in the middle that had its own door that could be opened, and the chamber was 6 feet tall. It was just what she needed. On Friday, the 12th of June, National Aardvark Day, Mina and some other new employees were given a whole day off.

She went to the mall during that morning to go to the furniture store. Walking into the place she looked over at the front desk and noticed that Barney was handling things at the cash register, so she decided to walk over. She slipped behind a young man with wavy brown hair, a turquoise sweater, and white pants who was making a payment. Once the man was out of the way, it was Mina's turn and she came face to face with Barney. "Aren't supposed to be having your day off," Barney said pointing at Mina, "Why did you choose to come to work anyway? Mina opened her mouth to answer but Barney cut her off before she could get a word out, "Oh, I see. You love this job so much that you couldn't stay away, huh? Well, that's to be expected after working a couple of weeks at Barney's." Barney straightened his brown jacket, while he smiled, beaming with pride.

"Actually that's not why I came here at all," Mina said. Barney suddenly frowned as his eyes widened. Mina rose up one hand as if she was gesturing Barney to halt, "Not that I don't love working here; it's just that I came to buy something on my day-off…if you don't mind, sir." Barney went around his desk and stood beside Mina, while he put his arm around her and grinning, "Oh, of course I don't mind. Take a look at some of our greatest selections of high-quality furniture!" Mina straightened her light pink , fleece sweater and walked with Barney and he guided her around the front half of the store. The two walked over to a nice, black leather couch that had been put on display. Just before Barney even got a word out, Mina interrupted him, "Actually, sir, I don't need a new couch; I just wanted to buy that new chamber." Barney turned to Mina with an excited grin on his face, "The chamber? You got enough money for that?" "I do," Mina said with a smile, "I have the buying power to purchase it and I would like to have it by tomorrow morning, please." "Whoa," said Barney, "You sound so assertive. I like that in a customer," he winked at her, "Come over to the desk and I can take your order." Mina walked back to the front of the desk while Barney went behind the desk, and took out a small note pad from the pocket of his left jacket while taking a Number 2 pencil out of his right pocket. He began writing down the order, "Okay so that's one chamber for $83.00, plus 6.25% sales tax which is…," He took a moment to think it out while lightly tapping his head with his pencil then he resumed writing the order down, "$88.19. And you want it by tomorrow morning so I'll add $3.00 to the price and that's $91.19. Okay, Ms. Beff, I will put in the order for you as soon as you pay for that order, please." He put out his hand. Mina unzipped her black suede purse and took out the cash. Spreading out the money and counting some of the cash until she was sure that she had $92.00. She handed the $92.00 to Barney with her left hand while tightly holding the remainder of her cash in the right hand and stashing it into her purse. "Thank you very much, Barney said, taking the money and opening the cash register. Mina zipped up her purse as Barney placed the individual dollar bills in their specific areas. After he was done putting in the money he handed Mina a red lollipop that was in a little jar on the desk and smiled, "We'll have it delivered to you by tomorrow morning. Have a good rest of the day off." "Thank you, sir, I will," Mina said as she took the lollipop and returned the smile before turning around to walk out of the store. Stopping by the front of the store, she once again unzipped her purse so she could check to see how much money she had left. She counted the money and, as expected, there was only $2.81 left, "Well, at least this is enough to buy a small scoop of pistachio ice cream at Sal's Creamery."

Thursday, 6:25 a.m.

The sun had already risen in Peaceville, yet everyone in town was still asleep, everyone except Mina Beff. She carried the large chamber that was delivered to the front of the Beff residence, in a medium-sized vertically upright package cart and hauled it all the way over to the parking lot of the Riffin's house. It had been a bit of a struggle, especially since she decided to disguise herself in a ninja costume so no one would notice her in case someone were to wake up and look through their bedroom windows. Stopping in front of the garage door, she slowly raised the handle so the bottom of the cart could land on the floor; this way the chamber would stand upright without falling forward. She walked around to the front of the cart and stared at it, "That's a beautiful piece of work. I can tell this day is the day you're gonna make me a lot of money." With a smile on her face, she slammed her hand against the thick glass of the chamber and immediately feel serious pain in her fingers, "Ow…Ow…Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow," She whispered with a grimaced expression on her face, "Geez-us!" She used her right hands to massage her left hand, and then shook her fingers; within a few seconds the pain had reduced. Mina gave a sigh of relief as she walked around the chamber and stopped in front of the garage door. She dug her hand into her right suit pocket and took out a key to the garage door so she could unlock it. She rose the door up slowly, looking around the garage to see if any member of Grojband or Trina was there; no one was around. She pushed up the garage door, and grabbed the handle of the package chart so she could haul in the chamber. There was a big empty space where Trina's car should have been parked, but due to her car needing to be sent to the local mechanic's for automobile repair, Mina had the perfect space to place the chamber. She hauled the cart over and stopped right there. Using all her might she lifted the chamber off the cart and placed it onto the floor beside the cart. "There," she said, "Now all I need to do is set up a camera, the intercom, and the money box so I can be an anonymous vendor. She backed away from the chamber, reached into her right pocket and took out a red toolbox, lifting up the lock to find the power tools that she needed. She happy that she decided to disguise herself in the ninja costume, as it was able to carry so much inside the pockets despite looking as if it could only carry nickels and house keys. She took out the power drill that her Dad got her last Christmas, Mina had specifically asked him for it after getting an order from Trina to build a nice little cabin for her and Nick Mallory to stay in so they won't have to be stuck in the, as Trina put it, "like, totally cold and icky" snow storm. About seven minutes passed by after Mina got to work, setting up an intercom and wires against the wall, and a large, metal box attached to a rectangular plane at the bottom which she drilled to the floor. It had a little port where the customers could dispense their cash. She even downloaded a voice disguising app on her phone that made her sound like Darth Vader. Looking at all the work she put in, she saw that everything was set; all she needed to do now was get Trina into that "body box", as she called it.

She went up the stairs and stood in front of the door taking a moment to think about her actions. She hadn't thought about the fact that Trina had a lock on her door which would impede her from getting in. Knowing that Trina wasn't the type of girl to always think things through herself, she decided to turn the knob of the door anyway to see if it was unlocked. And Whaddya know? It was. Mina tip-toed into the bedroom, finding a sleeping Trina snoring loudly while her covers looked as if they were about the fall off the bed. To Mina, seeing Trina sleeping like this was normal, since she had always snored loudly ever since their first sleepover. Trina had a habit of drooling in her sleep too, and a nicely formed puddle was soaking Trina's pillows when Mina finally got close to the bed. "Ugh," said Mina, "Never seen her drool this much." "Must kiss Nick Mallory," Trina sighed, as she rolled over to her right, letting out a small high-pitched fart. Mina grimaced as she waved off the smell. She had noticed that Trina had gained a little weight since they had last seen eachother, most likely because of her change in eating habits that occurred after her rejection by Nick Mallory. She rubbed her hands together to prep for more heavy lifting that she was about to do. Placing her hands under Trina's left hip and bending her knees, she scooped her up off the bed as Trina rolled over to her side. Mina stumbled back a bit but then slowly turned around, grunting as she slowly walked out of the bedroom door. She slowly made her way down the steps and to the front of the closed chamber door. She carefully placed Trina down to the floor. Taking her keys out of her right pocket, she unlocked the chamber door and flung the door wide open then she hauled Trina into the chamber and turned her around so she could be facing the customers, and adjusted her legs to have her kneel. Mina took a moment to look at Trina who was snoring louder, the sound echoing throughout the garage. Suddenly, Trina fell forward, her head hitting pavement, Mina gasped and quickly lifted her into her previous position. She became worried that Trina was going to wake up and beat her up as soon as she saw everything that was happening to her while she was asleep; but in spite of that, she was still sleeping and snoring. Holding Trina's head with her right hand and squatting down, Mina reached into her left pocket and took out a pair of handcuffs and a black, silk, blindfold. She tilted Trina's head back as she placed the blindfold over her eyes and tied the fabric in the back of her head. Then she rose up, and had Trina lean closer to her stomach while she put the girl's hands behind her back and put on the handcuffs. After that she put the door of the chamber ajar so she could reach her hand in and put Trina's mouth against the open port of the door. She closed the door and locked it, then took a step back, looking with a grin on her face, "This is going to be fun," she said as she crossed her arms.

8:30 a.m.

Mina was kneeling on Trina's bed setting up her account on the voice disguising app that she had downloaded for her phone. The door was locked so no one would be able to enter Trina's bedroom while the kids were there. She had a wireless microphone placed on the bed that linked up to the intercom by use of satellite so sound could easily be heard by the customers. She pressed the virtual button on her account that allowed the Darth Vader voice that she was going to use.

Two weeks ago, Mina had printed out tons of flyers so neighbors from all over town could come and pay to fill the chamber with their gas, and now it was time to see if anybody was coming over. Mina got off the bed and went over to the window. Looking out on the streets she saw no sign of any human life. Disappointed, she sighed, slouching her shoulders, "Did the message of the flyer sound to mean-spirited that it scared people off?"She wondered. She looked away from the window and went to go sit on the bed. Suddenly, she stopped as she heard noises from down below of children screaming with glee. She went back to the window to look out again and to her amazement, she saw Grojband talking amongst themselves as they were walking over to the garage. With them were their little groupies, Katie and Ally who were encircling the group with their hands waving in the air as they laughed in unison. Mina quickly went over to the door and unlocked it, slowly opening the door so it can be ajar. That way she could spy on the band. The group stopped in the middle of the garage to look around the area; to them, something, for some reason felt amiss. Then Corey looked over to the chamber where he saw his sister kneeling as her face was leaning against the door of the chamber. "Trina?" He shouted in shock as he walked over to it. He turned the knob on the door, but wasn't able to open it, so he started trying to jingle it. Laney came up behind him, "Core, stop," she said, "Can't you see that the door is locked?" Corey stopped jingling the door knob and looked up to view the lock that Laney pointed at, "Oh, Seriously?" He asked, "Who would do such a thing? I mean, she's still in her PJ's." "Maybe someone who really doesn't like her and wants really bad things to happen to her," said Laney, "You know, besides us." "You know, there's a sign posted on the wall over there stating that this is supposed to be a gas chamber," Kin said coming up behind Corey and Laney. "Yeah," Kon said pointing to the posted sign on the wall, "It's right over there." Corey and Laney leaned to the side to view the big sign posted next to the chamber. It was a big white poster sign that had a message written in red marker with big letters reading : COME AND TOOT TO YOUR HEARTS DELIGHT INSIDE THIS GAS CHAMBER, AND GET YOUR WEEKS WORTH OF REVENGE ON PEACEVILLE'S FAVORITE QUEEN BEE, TRINA RIFFIN. PRICE IS $1.00 PER FART, AND $1.50 FOR TWO FARTS.

"Hmm," Corey said, "That's quite the advertisement there." "Yeah," Kon said, "It actually sounds like fun." "Wonder why I didn't think of that," Corey mumbled under his breath. "Guys, don't you think that's kind of mean?" asked Laney, "I mean, this is basically encouraging fart torture." Corey looked at Laney with annoyance. "Yeah, but think about all the mean rotten things Trina has done to us in the past two weeks." "Yeah, like ruining our concert performances, or tearing up my lyric book," Corey said. "Or spraying us with skunk juice so we could stink all day," Kin joined in, "How did she even manage to get that?" "Or telling all of our fans we had rabies so they will avoid us instead of asking us for autographs," Said Kon, "One girl was even going to give me cookies that she baked herself as a gift! Those cookies were going to be mine!" Laney turned to Kon and noticed the anger in his eyes as he clenched his fists and teeth. "Whoa there, buddy, calm down," She said gently patting him on the back, "If it makes you happy, I'll make you some cookies, okay?" Kon's angry expression suddenly melted into a calm and puzzled expression as he turned to Laney, "Can they be chocolate chip?"

Rolling eyes and smiling, Laney said, "I'll make you chocolate chip." "Yay!" Kon cheered, clapping his hands in excitement. Laney turned to Corey and Kin, "Look," she said placing her right hand on her chest, "I hate Trina as much as the next guy, but I still don't think this is right." Corey leaned over to Laney, "What about the time she posted pictures of you in that blue unicorn costume all over the school and everybody ended up laughing at you and calling you "Laney the dork-i-corn" for two weeks?" Corey covered his mouth and giggled, "Everyone except us of course." Laney looked over at both Kin and Kon who were trying to suppress their laughter as they smirked. Her expression suddenly changed to anger as she stared at the Corey's unconscious, snoring, older sister in the chamber, "Corey, do you still have those cans of beans in your pantry?" She asked. "Why yes, yes I do," said Corey once he composed himself. "Can you bring them all to me, please?" She asked, "I got some music to play for your sister." "Can we join in?" asked Katie and Ally. "Well sure," Corey said, shrugging his arms, "It seems that everybody is welcome. You two can help me find some cans. "Just be clear, everybody," Kon said, "I want to go first." "Okay," Laney and Corey said as they went up the stairs, with Katie and Ally following them. "Dude," I thought you still had a crush on her," said Kin. "Yeah," Kon said with a serious expression on his face as he stared at the chamber, "But she's done some seriously messed up stuff to me lately, and I'm getting real tired of her junk. This time, I'm gonna give a whiff of my tough love."He pounded his left fist against his right hand. Mina, overseeing everything that was going on downstairs, punched the air with her right fist while she rested her left hand on the doorknob, "Yes!" She whispered.

By 8.45 a.m. There were more children that had come into the garage. They formed a line behind the band members and the groupies while they waited patiently for Kon to give the first blow. Mina was still spying through the small opening of the door, smiling. Kon took out a dollar from his wallet and slipped it into the metal money box next to the chamber. Mina backed away from the door and went to the microphone on the bed, flipping the switch on the side of the mike, and causing the little red light to flash on. She placed her phone close to her mouth and spoke into the device, "Thank you for making a contribution." The voice that she could hear echoing from the intercom really did sound deep and gurgling like the real Darth Vader. Some of the kids were startled by the sudden response heard over the intercom, and one of them screamed in shock. Mina quickly went back to the door to check to see if any of the kids were okay. "Everybody, calm down," Corey said holding his hands up, "It's just Darth Vader. There's nothing to freak out about." "Darth Vader?" Ally asked, "But why would Darth Vader organize all this?" "Yeah," Katie asked, "Why would he even be here?" "Who knows," Corey said, shrugging his arms, "Maybe Trina did something to mess with him too, and he's probably pissed." Katie and Ally looked at eachother then back at Corey, "Works for us." They said smiling and shrugging their shoulders. Corey turned over to Kon, pointing his finger at his chubby friend who already had his butt against the port, "Okay Kon, let it rip!" Kon struggled at first to get out a fart but after a few more seconds, he let out a massive wet one through the hole, which ended up blowing Trina's hair and shaking the chamber. Trina moved herself back away coughing as she rested her back against the glass wall behind her. Everyone else in the garage cheered. Mina grinned and went back to the microphone, "Who's ready to give Trina a taste of her own medicine?" She said in her Darth Vader voice. Kon got his butt off away from the whole, and pulled up his pants, "Your turn, Laney," He said as he stepped out of line and zipped up his pants. Laney stepped up, turned around and pulled down her pants, revealing a nice pair of white boxers. "Whoa!" said Corey, blushing, "Nice boxers, Lanes." "Thanks, Core," said Laney, "Can you put in $1.50 for me?" "My pleasure," Corey said walking over to the money box. He took out $1.50 from his pockets, and then paused, "Actually, I think you deserve a third chance. What do you think?" "Sounds righteous," Laney said, grinning. Corey went back in line in front of Kin. Laney put her butt against the port and let out three long farts causing Trina to gag as she banged her head back against the glass wall of the chamber, "What the heck is going on?" She shouted. "A little dose of revenge," Laney muttered under her breath as she pulled up her pants and walked out of line. Corey gave a sinister grin that even gave Mina the chills as she watched them through the opened door. "You're up, Core," Laney said. Corey went once more to the money box and slipped in $3.50. "Four farts?" Laney asked. "Four epic farts," said Corey, "As revenge for all the stuff she did to me during my childhood." He went in front of the port, turned around to face Kin, pulled down his brown shorts and bent over. He grunted as he let out four long, nasty, wet, farts. Trina fell to the floor, coughing and squirming around. After he was done, all the neighborhood kids in the garage applauded and cheered. Mina stood by the door clapping as she saw Corey get out of line with a smug look on his face as he was pulling up his pants. Then came in Kin, who already had his pants down when he slipped in $1.50 before putting his butt against the port, "This is for breaking my time machine, you wench!" With that he let out two short farts, and then stepped out of line as everyone else in line clapped. Mina could see Trina still squirming on the ground. "Whoever is doing this," She took a moment to cough, "When I get out of here," She took another moment to cough, "You guys are going to be so…," she took one more moment to force out a cough then started panting, "Dead!" Laney's eyes widened as she crossed her arms and pursed her lips. Kon also crossed his arms as his lips started to quiver. "Guys, I think we should stop this; Trina's starting not to look so good." "Yeah," said Kon, "She looks like this is really taking a toll on her." Corey gave a wave of his hand and rolled his eyes, "She'll be fine," He said as he crossed his arms and grinned. Trina's squirming around and panting was also starting to worry Mina, who leaned against the wall frowning as her eyebrows rose. Should this event have been stopped earlier? Suddenly, Mina overheard Corey speaking once more to Laney, "Besides," He said, "Mina hasn't come by to witness this. I'm sure she would have loved this." Laney gave her friend a puzzled look, "I thought they were still friends." "Nope," Said Corey, grinning as he crossed his arms, "They broke up two weeks ago. Trina mentioned it to me one time at breakfast. I haven't seen Mina since." Laney turned her head to the chamber, marveling Trina's resilient effort to get herself back on her feet. Corey and the gang noticed something was about to happen, however, as his sister gritted her teeth as her cheeks turned red. All of a sudden the glass chamber started to rumble and Trina let out an ear-piercing scream, with that she shot up fifty feet into the air, breaking through the top of the glass chamber as she went. The black blindfold slipped down to her chest. Dark clouds started to form; soon enough there was a thunder storm occurring in Peaceville. Volcanic eruptions started to happen in the most random places: The Riffin's mailbox, an empty black car from across the street, and some kid's ice cream cone. Corey and his friends stood there casually watching as Trina wrote in her diary, writing every word with fire sprouting from her pen. All the other kids in the garage were cowering in fear. Corey crossed his arms, shrugging his shoulders. Once Trina was done writing the sky cleared, Trina dropped her book and slowly sunk down until she landed onto the garage floor. All the other neighborhood kids backed away from the pink-haired teenage girl who was looking very sleepy at that point. Suddenly she regained full alertness and growled at the other children, shifting her eyes around the room and clenching her fists. Mina looked up into the air, catching sight of the diary that was falling from the sky. She quickly pulled up the bottom half of her ninja mask, flung the door wide open and leaped over the staircase. Corey opened his hands to get the book, but just when he was about to catch it Mina landed onto the floor, ran over to Corey and tackled him, catching the diary at the same time. Trina whipped her head towards the ninja holding her diary and charged towards, screaming with rage, "Give me back my diary!" Mina dodged Trina and spun around, once the two girls were on opposite sides, Mina punched Trina, sending the girl to fall down to the floor. Then she leaped over Tuba Tim, who was next in line, by the way, landed on the floor and ran pass the crowd, leaving the garage behind her and darting across the empty street. Mina raced down the sidewalk as everyone in the garage stood there in complete shock. Mina released a maniacal laugh as she held the diary up in the air. She was home free.

Back at the Garage:

It was 8:43 a.m. Trina was lying on the floor, unconscious; her cheek appeared bruised from the punch she had received and her tongue was sticking out. Corey slowly got up from the cold hard floor and dusted himself off. The band looked over at Trina and walked over to her. All the other kids in the garage formed a circle around the unconscious teenager. Corey and Kin crouched down and took a closer look at her. Kin poked her forehead, "Uh, Is She dead?" Corey rubbed his chin, "Hmm, I don't know for sure. But I think there's only one way to find out." He turned away, still squatting, and positioned his butt over his sister. Then he released a loud fart that smelled liked rotten eggs. All the other kids in the garage waved off the smell as they shriveled up their noses, "Ew!" They all said. "Um, Corey," Katie said, waving off the stench as her eyes watered up, "That's kind of gross." Corey placed his hands on the floor and rose up, turning around to see Trina, "It's the only way to wake her up." Suddenly Trina sniffed the stench; her eyes popped opened as her eyebrows furrowed. All the kids once again backed away from her as their knees trembled. Trina got up from the floor and once again clenched her fist, staring at all the children, "Okay, that is it! All of you losers are going to totally get squashed!" "Run for it!" Katie and Allie screamed as they darted out of the garage.

After hearing that all the other neighborhood kids scrambled out of the garage, screaming and crying. The crowd parted and both groups ran separate ways once they made it to the empty streets. Trina turned to Grojband, growling at them as her eyes turned red. Kin and Kon hugged eachother as their knees trembled and their lips quivered. "Well, it was nice knowing you buddy!" said Kin. "Yeah man, looks like this is game over!" said Kon. Laney and Corey looked at eachother then looked at Trina, taking a step forward as they crossed their arms, taking a step towards Trina. "Nice try, Sis, but we're not afraid of you," Corey said nonchalantly. "Oh, just you wait Gar-bàge Band, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be nothing but road kill!"

"Hold it right there, girl with the silly pink hair!" Trina heard a voice say from behind her. She turned around to see Mayor Mellow standing at the door of the garage with his hand on his hips. He looked rather annoyed, "I came here to get mother a present for her birthday, once I started hitting the streets I saw kids screaming like they were in disarray. Some kid told me that the mess was coming from your home because one of you kids is acting crazy. What is the meaning of this, young lady?" Mayor Mellow walked over to Trina, crossing his arms while he continued staring at her. A photograph of his mother was in his left hand. "The meaning of this Mayor Mellow is that these ne'er-do-wells kidnapped me and put me in a chamber so they can fart all over me! I nearly died today because of them!" "But Mayor Mellow," Corey said, "We didn't even kidnap her, we just found it there this morning and she was already in it."

"Then who did it?" Mayor Mellow asked. Kin and Kon ceased their hugging and stepped forward in a calm manner. "It was this really weird ninja-guy who came from Trina's bedroom," said Kon. "Yeah," said Kin, making a kung-fu stance, "And he came into the garage and stuff and started doing some really cool ninja moves!" Kon and Kin suddenly started pretending to do kung-fu fighting and made shushing sounds with their mouths. Laney and Corey took a moment to look at them. Laney shook her head and Corey rolled his eyes as he turned back to face Mayor Mellow. Trina placed her hands on her hips and rolled her eyes, "You have such loser friends!" Corey, ignoring his sister's statement, spoke, "Yeah, and he tackled me to the ground and ran off!" Trina held up her clenched fists as she fumed with anger, "And he stole my diary!"

Mayor Mellow took a deep sigh and relaxed his face, "Okay, okay." He said, gesturing for the kids to stop, "This sounds like it sprung from your imagination," he rubbed his chin, his eyes shifting to the side, "But I guess I can have the police start an investigation."

Trina sighed, "Thank you, Mayor Mellow." Mayor Mellow tipped his hat to her, "No need to thank me; just doing my job," He turned around to look out the streets and saw his purple limousine parked near the sidewalk, "Now I just need to go somewhere with my brother, Bob." He leaned over to Trina and cupped his hands to the side of his mouth as if he was going to tell her a secret, "He's also my limo driver," He giggled. Trina responded with a fake laugh, "That's funny, Mr. Mayor. Um, speaking of brothers," she clasped her hands as she smiled and shifted her eyes to the side, "Can you do me a favor?" "I guess, if there's one more thing to savor," said the Mayor, "What's the favor?" Trina went over to the mayor and whispered in his ear. "Oh, I see," the Mayor said looking over at Grojband. Corey's eyes widened, "Wait, what's going on?" He looked over at his group, and they all shrugged their shoulders, then he looked back at Trina and the Mayor. "Okay, you four," the Mayor yelled at them, pointing at the chamber, "Go inside through the chamber door." Trina crossed her arms and smirked as the band looked at her with disbelief. "I mean it; don't make me repeat myself!" Corey and the band slouched their arms and slowly walked into the chamber, one by one. Kon being the last to step into the chamber had to squeeze in to fit. Corey, Laney and Kin felt so squished. Trina slammed the door shut and locked it. "Well, Ms. Trina, you have your fun," Mayor Mellow said, smiling and tipping his hat. He turned around and made a wave of his hand as he walked out of the garage, "I'll be on my way."

Trina went over to close the garage door after him and walked slowly back to the chamber, rubbing her stomach and releasing a small burp. Once she made it to the door she pulled down her pajama pants and bent over, putting her butt against the open port. "Oh no," Corey said, "Trina, please don't. We're sorry; we promise we'll never do it again!" Trina ignored her brother's plea and giggled, at that point she let out a loud, gnarly-smelling fart that filled the entire chamber as the band screamed in terror. Corey's eyes got watery as he started coughing. "I'm telling Dad, you did this to us!" Corey yelled; he started coughing again, this time he was struggling to force it out. Trina let out another noxious smelling gas, one that sounded forceful and wet. She smiled as the band coughed, "Ah yes, karma's a bitch, isn't it, little brother?" Corey and Laney's eyes got more watery as they continued coughing. Laney looked over at Kin who was squished but wasn't reacting negatively to the disgusting odor, "Kin, how are you not grossed out by this?! Doesn't it smell bad?" Kin smiled as he shifted his eyes towards Laney, "No, I live with Kon, duh! I've been enduring this smell for years." "Wow," said Laney, "So, you don't smell anything?" "Baby, I got a nose of steel!" said Kin looking all proud. "Lucky you," said Corey with tears streaming down his cheeks, "I don't feel like I'm gonna make it. The smell is so bad in here!" "Hang in there, Core," said Laney, shifting her eyes towards Corey, "You can do it!" "You're right, Lanes," said Corey, bare a smile, "We can do this! Besides, she's gonna get tired at some point; she can't do this forever." "Oh, on the contrary, Sewer Band," said Trina, "I've been eating a lot of veggies since last week and even had a laxative tea last night. I have enough ammo to last all day!" Corey's eyes widened, "No-o-o-o-o!"He screamed as tears strolled down his cheeks once more. Kin's eyes shifted to Kon, "How are you holding up there, buddy?" Kon was sniffing the air with a delighted smiled on his face, "Mmm! This smells awesome! She wasn't kidding when she said that she's been eating her greens. With a stench like this, you'd be a perfect girlfriend for me. Soon, once I get a ring, you and I could go steady!"

"Like, ew!" Trina straightened up and pulled up her pants and turned to face the chamber. She took out a small booby pin and used it to pick open the lock, then she flung the door open, letting Kon spill out of the chamber and fall to the floor with his band mates lying on top of him. "Like I'd ever lower my standards to the likes of you," said Trina with her hands on her hips, "You and your grody little friends can stay out here, just don't come near me again, or next time I'll have you side-show rejects hung from the gallows!" Corey and the others groaned as they lied stacked on top of eachother with their faces down. The three were even piled on top of Kon who also lied face down on the concrete floor. Trina just stared at them, annoyed at their groaning, "Whatever," she said as she turned around, "I'm going upstairs to take a bath; no one disturb me!" Just before she made it to the other flight of stairs leading up to the kitchen, she went back over to the band, "And get rid of that stupid chamber!" She yelled, pointing to the empty glass chamber! That better be gone by the time I'm done showering or you all are mince-meat!" She shook her fist at them then turned around and ran up the flight of stairs.

Corey, still face down, took a deep sigh, "Okay, Sis, whatever. Bossy pink-haired bitch!" Kon released a small toot.