The Girl Who Waited

Disclamer: I don't own DW or Hetalia.

AN: Last multi fandom chapter I promise, also spoilers if you haven't watched DW season five for some strange reason and you want to please skip to next chapter until you are caught up… Cuz really, that was like three seasons ago.

Francis had a secret that he would take to his grave. It was shameful, a television show that he should have no business in watching; so he had often taken to watching it in the dead of the night with all of the lights off like it was some kind of porno. He was unfortunately, addicted to Doctor Who. It had started back in 1963 when Alice had called him excited about her newest television show about aliens. He had scoffed at the time making some kind of jab about that sounding like an American show but had made sure to watch the premier.

Through the decades he faithfully watched, making sure to plan his meetings around the strange British series. Never would he admit to the younger nation that watching it had turned into a regular occurrence and if he slipped up and said something about it around Alice he would scoff and say that there had been nothing else on at the time and it hadn't been a total waist of time. When in truth he fell in love with the characters and cried like a little girl when the companions had to go or the doctor was replaced.

His favorite companion easily was Amelia the girl who waited and who shared the same fiery disposition as Alice. The actress that played her was one of Alistair's citizens which temporarily threw him off but it made sense that the creators used the Scottish girl; after all Alice was the national personification officially of Britain in its entirety. That was besides the point, the point was he got attached very quickly to the new companion. There was one bad thing about the newest season with the "bonny" Amy Pond; was the fact that she was engaged to the dull and un-fabulous Rory Williams.

The boring character that Amy was for some strange reason attached to. She had the fashionable Doctor who was Dashing and Daring and who could completely take care of her but she chose Rory with his stupid face! He was constantly dressing in Plaid for goodness sakes and he wasn't even Canadian! There was even a horrifying episode where Amy and Rory were in a dream world where they lived in a village and she was pregnant. To torment her for the following weeks he downloaded a dream-lord ringtone and played it whenever she was near.

Alice must have a crush with someone. It was the only logical reason for this strange turn of events of a love interest in the TV show. Who though? Matthiue could have been assumed from the plaid but that idea was instantly dismissed, it was much to strange for it to be true; Alice was his maman. Ludwig was easy as serious and unfashionable as Rory but that too could be dismissed because he was too young for her. Roderich was old enough and was also a brunette but he was to unpleasant in general for her to like him.

He was starting to wonder if it could have been Antonio however he no longer had to worry about it after the pleasant surprise of the episode Cold Blood when Rory died. That was a his favorite episode. Yes Amy was sad and that was unforgivable; but Rory was dead and had never existed so there was no way they would end up together! The season continued with Amy being unfortunately sad but it was sure to get better for her now that the menace was taken are of.

Then there was the horrifying and shocking two part season finale. Invasion of the hot Italians? INVASION OF THE HOT ITALIANS? GOTTA LOVE A ROMAN? He had been wrong about who she had the crush on. Then the season ended with Amy and Rory getting married! He was supposed to be dead! He died and that was his favorite episode! He would be writing a letter to whoever was in charge over there, besides Alice because she couldn't know he watched it religiously.

The next meeting was torture; Alice came in blushing obviously hoping no-one had tuned in and learned her secret crush. He knew he was pouting but who would have thought Lovino, also known as Romano, also known as Sothern Italy. He thought she would have better taste in men than that.

The meeting finished after too long of a day filled with many arguments; and after the meeting room cleared out he was surprised that Lovino was the only one left in the room besides him.

"How long has this been going on? Lovino and don't you dare play dumb I know the truth?" Francis snarled as he grabbed the slightly smaller man.

"How did you find out! No one knows!" Lovino stammered attempting to break free.

"I am not stupid, now tell me how long have you been wooing mon lapin Alice?" Francis snapped needing the truth, how long had he missed this?

"Wait now I truly am confused; What? Idiot I don't want anything to do with her." The poor victim denied only to be cut off.

"What are your intentions? Don't try to lie to me, I will find out the truth. You are barley support your own country what happens if she has another depression? What plans do you have for your future! Ta mere est tellement petite, que sa Tete pue des pieds!" Francis was now shaking the poor younger country, but thankfully before any real damage could be done Antonio and Julia dragged him off the poor Italian. Antonio opting to make sure his little brother made it home safely and Julia taking Francis out for some much needed drinking.

Five wine bottles later he sat with one of his oldest friends, poring his heart out to the least feminine female nation in existence as the Prussian patted his back nodding occasionally. As he explained the last episodes where the character that was so obviously Alice was happily united with her Roman Rory a snort erupted from his friend.

"This isn't funny Julia! Alice is obviously in love with Lovino and I don't have any chance." Francis groaned into his wine glass.

"You don't remember your costume from Amelia's party Francis? Honestly?" Julia asked snickering.

"This is not the time to plan matching costumes! Ma chère is in love with another!" Francis moaned ignoring the hint and Julia rolled her eyes. In the morning if he didn't connect the dots she would just convince him that he just needed to try harder and he could woo the English woman. Sometimes men were just to much work.

AN: So that was funny to write and I have no idea why I connected France with Rory but whatever. Next chapter will be with the FACE family. Please tell me what you think.

Julia= Fem Prussia just FYI in case you wanted to know.

maman = mom

mon lapin = my rabbit

Ta mere est tellement petite, que sa Tete pue des pieds!= Your mother is so small her head smells of feet. - The internet could have been trolling me here, I did a search for funny French insults.