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Chapter 8
"Your dad is a good teacher." Harry said to Gohan as they entered the Defense Against The Dark Arts class.
Thanks." Gohan grinned.
"At least he's nicer than Vegeta. I think Vegeta was even more feared than Snape." Ron joked.
"You should see him when he's pissed off. One time, someone stole his parking space." Gohan grinned as they sat down.
"What happened?" Videl asked with interest.
"In the end, Vegeta got his space, and Bulma had to pay for a disintegrated car." Gohan grinned, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
"How does Bulma put up with him?" Hermione asked with shock.
"Same way my mom controls us, with the frying pan. Bulma also uses the couch." Gohan grinned.
"Couch? Frying pan? Are you bloody serious?" Ron asked.
"No joke. You haven't seen them when they're angry." Gohan grinned as a paper bird flew over his head.
Then, the paper bird burned into pieces, which landed on Gohan's head.
"Ummm, Gohan?" Ron said as he looked at Gohan.
"What?" Gohan asked as several people pointed and laughed.
"YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!" Harry yelled.
Sure enough, Gohan's hair was smoking.
"GAAHHHHH! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!" Gohan yelled as he ran in circles. Draco and the others were howling with laughter.
"Sit down, Mr. Son." Umbridge said calmly.
"Ummm, Professor, his head is on fire." Harry said as he pointed at the smoke.
"For crying out loud, Extingo!" Hermione said as she pointed her wand at Gohan. Then, the flame vanished.
"Thanks." Gohan said as he patted his head.
"I will not tell you again Mr. Son, sit down." Umbridge said with a slight tone of impatience.
"Okay, Okay." Gohan sighed as he sat down.
"Ordinary, Wizarding, Level, Examinations." Umbridge said as she stepped forward. As she said this, a piece of chalk wrote her words on the board.
"O, W, L's. More commonly known as OWL's." she said as she reached the front of the class.
"Study hard, and you will be awarded. Fail to do so, and the consequences may be severe." She said. Then, she pointed her wand, and the piles of books began floating, one landing in front of each person in the room.
"Your previous instruction in this subject has been disturbingly uneven. But, you'll be pleased to know, from now on, you'll be studying a carefully structured, ministry approved, course of defensive magic." She said as everyone looked at their books.
"What the #$% is this?" Gohan whispered to Harry as they looked at their books.
"Yes?" she asked Hermione, who had raised her hand.
"There's nothing in here about using defensive spells." Hermione said.
"Using spells? Ha Ha! I can't imagine why you would need to use spells in my classroom." Umbridge said.
"We're not going to use magic?" Gohan asked.
"You're going to learn to use defensive magic, in a secure, riskfree way." Umbridge said.
"What use is that? If we're going to be attacked, it won't be risk-free." Harry said.
"Students will raise their hands when they speak in my class." She said with a tint of anger in her voice, making the room go silent.
"It is the view of the ministry, that a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient knowledge to get though your examinations, which, after all, is what school is all about." She said.
"And how is theory going to prepare us for what's out there?" Harry asked.
"There is nothing out there. Who do you suppose would want to attack children, like yourself?" she asked.
"Cell." This came not from Harry, but Gohan. The room suddenly went quiet.
"Listen to me, very carefully. As we speak, the ministry closes in on him and his allies. He will be captured and sent to Azkaban for his crimes." Umbridge said.
"So according to you, Cell killed Cedric Diggory for no reason!" Harry yelled.
"Cell is a maniac. He doesn't need a reason." Umbridge said.
"There was a reason. Voldemort ordered him to do it. I saw him, I fought him!" Harry began to yell.
"ENOUGH!" Umbridge yelled, making the room go silent.
"See me later, Mr. Potter. My office. He He!" Umbridge said.
"She scares me." Gohan said as they left the classroom.
"Wait… you've stood up to the most terrifying people in the universe, and she scares you?" Ron asked with surprise.
"Trust me on this." Gohan said before walking away.
"Where are you going?" Hermione asked.
"Sparring session with my dad." Gohan answered.
"Alright. Talk to you later." Ron said.
Later…
BOOM!
"Good to see that you've been training while I was gone." Goku grinned as he dodged Gohan's blast.
"Thanks dad. I can tell you're a lot stronger than you were when we fought Cell." Gohan smirked.
"You don't miss a thing." Goku grinned as he shot a blast at Gohan.
"Hey dad, can I talk to you about Umbridge?" Gohan asked as he dodged the blast.
"Sure. What's the problem?" Goku asked as he landed.
"You see, today in class…" Gohan described what had happened.
"I didn't like Umbridge from the second we met at Harry's hearing." Goku said once Gohan had finished.
"I can tell why. After her speech, Hermione said that the Ministry was interfering at Hogwarts. I think she's right." Gohan said.
"That girl doesn't miss a beat." Goku chuckled.
"So dad, what do you think about all this?" Gohan asked.
"I think that you and the others should be careful. Let me know if she does anything." Goku said. Then, both their stomachs rumbled.
"Whoops! We better get to lunch." Goku grinned as he pulled out 2 sensu beans.
The Great Hall…
"I think the only normal year we had was our first year." Ron joked as they ate lunch.
"You call nearly being killed by a three headed dog and getting the Sorcerer's Stone normal?" Hermione asked.
"Compared with aliens and androids, yeah." Ron answered, resulting in laughter.
"Hey guys." Gohan smiled as he walked up to them.
"How did it go?" Hermione asked.
"Pretty good. Good thing dad had those sensu beans." Gohan grinned. Then, he started eating.
"Where is your dad anyway?" Harry asked.
"Over there." Gohan pointed at Goku stuffing his face.
"You have got to teach us that technique." Ron grinned.
"It's not as easy as it looks." Ginny smirked.
"What are you talking about? You learned it in 5 minutes!" Gohan grinned.
"I'm a prodigy." Ginny smirked.
"I know you are." Gohan grinned.
"Oui!" Ron muttered.
Later…
"Can't one of you two help me? Just the introduction?" Rom pleaded with Gohan and Hermione.
"Say you're okay with me dating Ginny, and you've got a deal." Gohan smirked.
"No bloody way." Ron crossed his arms.
"Sorry then." Gohan smiled as he read a book.
"I'll do it." Hermione sighed.
"Hermione, you're honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met." Ron smiled as they sat next to Harry.
"What's wrong with your hand?" Hermione asked as she looked at Harry.
"Nothing." Harry said as he waved it.
"She means the other one." Gohan said.
Nervously, Harry lifted his other hand. Gohan and the others gasped. Harry's hand looked like someone had clawed it.
"You've got to tell Dumbledore." Hermione said.
"No. He's got enough on his mind. Besides, I don't want to give Umbridge the satisfaction." Harry said.
"Bloody hell, the woman's torturing you." Ron said.
"Regardless, I am going to tell my dad about this. He asked me to tell him if Umbridge tried anything." Gohan said.
The Next Day…
"Do you ever stop eating?" Hermione asked as she stared at Ron and Gohan.
"What? We're hungry." Gohan said.
"Pardon me professor, but what exactly are you insinuating?" Umbridge's voice echoed.
"I am merely saying that when it when it comes to the students, you stay on the right punishments." Goku said as he talked to Umbridge.
"So silly of me, but it sounds like you're questioning my own authority, in my own classroom. Goku" Umbridge said.
"Not at all, Dolores. Just your barbaric methods." Goku said.
"Damn it! He's gone too far." Gohan groaned as he watched.
"Barbaric? I'm sorry saiyan, but to insult my practices is to insult the ministry, and by extension, the minister himself." Umbridge hissed.
"Ummmmmm…" Goku looked confused.
"What?" Umbridge asked with an annoyed tone.
"Hey Gohan, how am I insulting the minister again?" Goku asked, causing everyone to anime faint.
"Don't drag me into this!" Gohan yelled.
"It appears that things at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared. Cornelius will want to take immediate action." Umbridge hissed.
Later…
BANG! BANG!
"What's going on?" Gohan asked as he and Goku walked up.
"Filch is posting something." Ginny pointed at the wall.
"Hiya Filchy!" Goku smiled as he and Gohan floated to where Filch was banging on the wall.
"Hello professor." Filch said without even turning around.
"What's going on?" Gohan asked.
"The best thing that ever happened to this school." Filch smiled as he climbed down, which made Gohan worried.
Gohan and Goku instantly looked at the post.
DOLORES JANE UMBRIDGE HAS BEEN APPOINTED TO THE POST OF HOGWARTS HIGH INQUISITOR. It read.
"Dad, what does this mean?" Gohan asked after they had read the message.
"Something bad, Gohan. Something very bad." Goku frowned.
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