Super Minecraft Kid and Steve had teleported to Honnouji Academy in Japan.
"Wow, so this is Honnouji Academy." SMK said in his usual non-convincing voice.
"Yes, and this is where you will do your training at."
"Wait, this is in Japan, right?"
"Yes"
"Isn't this where the baby games like Mario and Zelda are made?"
"Yes, but that's for another time. For now, you must train at Honnouji Academy."
Super Minecraft Kid and Steve walked onto the field of Honnouji Academy. As they entered, a light shone down on the both of them.
"I see we have a new transfer student." A girl standing on a podium shouted. "Tell me challenger, what is your name?"
"I'M SUPER MINECRAFT KID!" SMK yelled, and somehow louder than the person standing on the podium.
"Well, I see you can yell louder than me. I am Satsuki Kiryuin!"
"AND YOU'RE F***ING UGLY, YOU BITCH!"
"Well, I see you'd be a good match for one of our strongest students, Ryuko Matoi., with a filthy-mouth like that!" Satsuki's face then lit up. "In fact, why don't you do that?"
"OKAY, I CAN F***ING DEFEAT F***ING ANYONE WITH MY MOTHER-F***ING BUTTER SWORD!" Satsuki covered her ears after hearing SMK yell.
Suddenly, Ryuko Matoi appeared on the field. "Wait, why am I here?" Ryuko asked herself "I thought we were done with Kill la Haruhi."
"I think we're in another fanfiction." Senketsu said to her.
"Whatever fanfiction we're in, our foe can't be as annoying as Haruhi…."
"This is going to be easy. All is I need to do is defeat this F***ING bitch with her F***ING ugly uniform." SMK yelled, catching Ryuko and Senketsu's attention.
"Yeah, scratch that." Ryuko said displeased.
"I bet you like baby games, like Mario!" SMK taunted.
"I mean, I don't know who doesn't enjoy a good plat-former…."
Just then, SMK let out his bloodcurdling battle-cry. "WHAT THE F***! WHAT'S NEXT, YOU HATE FNAF!"
Ryuko raised an eyebrow. "FNAF? What's that?"
SMK let out another scream. "THAT'S IT YOU F***ING GAY N***** BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Well Senkets, I think we're going to have to transform."
"Right." Senketsu responded. Ryuko then did her transformation thing that I don't feel like describing.
"Life-fiber synchronization; Kamui Senketsu!"
Just then, the Mortal Kombat announcer yelled "FIGHT!"
Ryuko noticed SMK wouldn't stop staring at her.
"DAMN! YOU'RE ALMOST AS HOT AS CHICA!"
"Wait, who?" Ryuko asked.
"Ryuko, while he's distracted we can attack him!"
"Good idea!" Ryuko said before she ran up to SMK and hit him with her Scissor Blade.
This snapped SMK out of his trance, and he slashed at her with his butter sword. Ryuko deflected it with her Scissor Blade, and she knocked SMK back, making him fly into a wall.
"I should have expected this much from a seven-year old." Ryuko said.
This infuriated SMK. "Seven-years old?" F***ING SEVEN!" SMK started yelling at the very top of his lungs.
"I'M NOT MOTHER-F***ING SEVEN!" To everyone's surprise, there was a bright yellow light that flashed around SMK. He then had big, spiky, blonde hair.
"I can't believe it!" Steve said to himself. "He's gone Super Sayin!"
"I'M MOTHER-F***ING ELEVN, YOU GAY N***** BITCH-ASS FAGGOT!"
SMK flew up to them, and started rapidly punching the two, and finished with a blow that knocked them very far back.
SMK flew up to them, uppercutted them high up into the air, flew above them, and punched them down to the ground, and they made a large crater in the ground.
SMK flew to the ground, next to the two. "That's what you get for not liking FNAF!"
Despite the damage SMK did to Ryuko and Senketsu, they barely seemed injured. "You should know it takes more than that to kill an anime character!"
However, Ryuko and Senketsu were suddenly stepped on by an enormous, robotic, purple foot.
"Purple? F***ING PURPLE! WHAT THE F***! YOU'RE PURPLE JUST LIKE F***ING BONNY AND F***ING BONZI BUDDY!"
The giant robot that the foot belonged to looked down at what it had just stepped on.
"AUGH! ALL IS I DO IS HURT PEOPLE!" An annoying high-pitched scream that came from the pilot of the robot said.
Super Minecraft Kid flew up to make contact with the giant robot's face.
"I bet you hate Minecraft and FNAF too!" SMK said before he charged up a kamehameha.
"Hate Minecraft?" The voice from inside the robot said.
"KA….ME….." SMK said as he charged up the kamehameha laser.
"I don't know why you jumped to that conclusion."
"HA….ME….."
"In fact, I actually kinda enjoy….." He didn't get to finish, because his robot was blasted by SMK's kamehameha laser.
SMK, realizing what he just did, tried to find the person in the robot by digging through all the robot gore. He eventually found someone who looked like they were 14.
"You like Minecraft to?" SMK asked him.
"I mean, I enjoy….."
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME!" SMK shouted.
"I'm Shinji. Shinji Ikari."
"Great! You can help me defeat the History Teacher!"
"Erm…What?" Shinji asked, confused.
"Super Minecraft Kid!" Steve said as he ran up to SMK. "Jwm321 is under attack by the Minecraft and Five Nights at Freddy's haters!"
"Oh no!" SMK said. "Where is he?"
"He's at Freddy Fazbear's."
"Shinji, come with us to Freddy Fazbear's so we can save Jwm321!" SMK said to Shinji.
"I'm getting really sick and tired of people constantly dragging me into something I don't want to be apart of." Shinji complained.
SMK then used his butter sword to teleport him, Steve, and Shinji to a Freddy Fazbear's to save Jwm321.
After they teleported, Ryuko sat up from the crater and held up a sign that said "Ouch!"
Will Super Minecraft Kid make it to Freddy Fazbear's in time to save Jwm321? Will the History Teacher succeed in his evil plan? Will Shinji be more than a came? Find out, next time on Super Minecraft Kid Z!