YAY! A second chapter! I must admit I laughed while writing this so I hope you do too.
IMPORTANT READ! If you do not know I burn by Jeff Williams (Yang's song) then watch it now please.
Same goes for Rap God by Eminem as if you don't know them none of this will make sense
Disclaimer: I do not own I burn, Rap God or RWBY. they all belong to their respective owners.
And last time I forgot this so... I do not own Fairy Tail and/or its characters either
Please enjoy!
POV LIE REN
Gray I swear to dust if you don't ask Juvia out RIGHT NOW I will lose all faith in you completely and ship her with Lyon. Not really I can't ship Juvia with anyone but you but still. My disappointment stands.
I gently tuck my scroll into my sleeve (yup the sleeve pockets hold more than just the guns) as I finish the most recent chapter of a good fanfic I had been reading for a few days. Still disappointed that Gray has not yet asked Juvia out yet I decide that maybe since lessons are over today I should maybe get something to eat.
Then Pyrrha called.
With a flick of my wrist the scroll flies out of my sleeve and I answer the call. Pyrrha's voice rings out from what, judging by the wind and her daily routine, the roof ''Hey Ren, I was wondering if you had any plans for tonight, I know Nora's out with a guy from team CRDN so I thought you might be able to help me.'' Sure, since I have no Nora I have no social life huh? I could always go to Jaune, or Blake. ''Sure, anything.'' They are both busy tonight. Pyrrha's voice comes out sounding, oddly, relieved. ''Oh thank you so much Ren for a moment I was worried I might have to ask Yang for this.'' Now I am intrigued, what could she possibly want from me or Yang? ''OK but, what do actually want?'' I say trying not to sound cruel but I don't think that worked out. But Pyrrha doesn't sound put out or anything so I think I did OK, I hate social situations, I've never been good at them ''Oh I was wondering if you could help train Jaune in hand to hand combat, since you and Yang are the best in the year and Fox is you know…'' She cuts of unsure. No one but team CFVY actually knows whether or not he is actually blind but I would not take that risk. ''Sure Just let me get some gloves and pads so we can take them to the roof.'' I put out and she replies instantly. ''Oh actually we were going to practice in the training room today so, uh, open the door? '' Wait what? Is she here? She must have walked down as we were talking but that was quick. I walk over to the door and open it, sure enough she is there. I hang up my scroll and nod to her. She nervously asks, ''know where Jaune is per chance?'' You have got to be kidding me can you not hear them? I nod to the RWBY dorm and she gasps, ''THAT'S THEM?'' I nod again and move over to the RWBY room to knock. No answer, they must not hear us over, them. I open the door and walk in to see the reason for my headache the last hour.
Yang and Jaune are playing some singing game on their game system and the second I walk in I can no longer hear anything but Yang singing…
'' It doesn't have to be this way
Let's kiss and make up, then you'll learn
You can fight your life away
I get what I want so don't bother and just watch me burn.''
Then we got the pleasure of Jaune rapping.
'' Hotter than sun, feel my fire
Pyromaniac, my desire
Thought that you could see the truth
Till I just burned down the booth
Human Torch can't fuck with me
Johnny Blaze? Suspect B
Strike 'em quick, lightning fast
Melt them bitches down to ash
Gasoline, Kerosene
Strike a match ignite the scene
Shit will never be the same
Feel the fury of my flame
Beg for mercy, it won't help
Embrace the ending you were dealt
Seems you fucks will never learn
Now sit back and watch me burn!''
That was… Something…
They still don't even know we are here…
Then I caught the look on Pyrrha's face, she was beyond pissed. She walked up to the game system, and unplugged it. The shocked and embarrassed faces of Yang and Jaune where priceless but then…
It happened….
Pyrrha opened her mouth and everyone coward.
But no one expected what would happen next.
''Uh, summa lumma dooma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm a superhuman
Innovative and I'm mad of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like its levitating
Never fading and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music.''
By now a crowd has formed in the room and spilling out into the hallway as all the students of different years had to see who was making this beautiful sound with no microphone or instruments at all.
The crowd are all nodding their heads back and forth.
Pyrrha slowly walks into the crowd still with lines and rhymes pouring from her mouth.
'' I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard,
That hard.''
When, the fuck? ...
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HAS CRASHED, PLEASE REBOOT
POV COCO ?
Well then, that was some serious shit.
Pink stripe already fainted, was it Ren? I remember he fights like Fox used to.
The red head then continued to turn around face the male blonde, Jaune is it? And in the most pleasant normal sounding voice ever said. '' Jaune. (I was right Jaune is his name) Forget hand to hand training today, I'm gonna teach you and Yang how to entertain an audience. Be in the JNPR dorm in five minutes.'' She turns to face her dorm and disappears into it.
I turn to face the rest of my team and smirk. Before I say…
''The force is strong with this one…''
There it is (posting this I feel so open and vulnerable...)
It was late so I didn't even read through this for errors so if you see one tell me in a review and I will fix it!
Please review did not get many on chapter 1 so kinda nervous, but the ones I DID get were positive so... Yeah.
You guys are awesome. Craen out!