Sasori-He ran his fingers gently through the other's long silken strands of hair, feeling wanted with the other hugging him so tightly.
Deidara-"Just be happy you are a puppet un. If you were not then you could have either died by now or been in the hospital for broken bones un." He said lightly.
Sasori-''I doubt it.'' He chuckled in amusement, ''Though we do need to leave this cave soon and continue on to Iwagakure.''
Deidara-His brows furrowed. "I don't want to un." He said as he let go and covered up his hate for the mission
Sasori-His eyes softened, understanding within them. ''I know you don't...If it would make you feel better, you can stay here and I can complete it in my own.'' He offered softly, his face completely serious.
Deidara-"That is just crude of me though un." He said as he began to think over every option. "Let's head on un." He said after a minute.
Sasori-''Are you sure?" He asked slowly, placing his hand on the other's cheek as he made their eyes meet. ''I can handle on my own if you feel too uncomfortable completing it.''
Deidara-"I need to do this un." He said as he leaned into the others touch. "I am just being childish." He explained as he looked into the beautiful molten honey eyes.
Sasori-''Alright.'' He said softly, looking into the other's visible beautiful azure eye before kissing his forehead. ''Lets go then.''
Deidara-"Let's un." He said as he walked out of the cave and waited for the other to follow him.
Sasori-He straightened his cloak before following after him, carefully composing his face back into its mask of uncaring and boredom.
Deidara-He walked normally not really caring who saw him. He went out and scanned around quickly in case they were spotted.
Sasori-His eyes flickered around uncaringly, boredom in his gaze as he followed the other silently, his body seemingly relaxed but alert enough to jump in and fight at any second if something were to happen.
Deidara-"We are clear for a while un." He said as he led them to the village. This was not one of his top things to do for a mission but orders were orders.
Sasori-''Alright.'' He said quietly as he stated relatively close to the other, his usual protectiveness of the other growing the closer they got to Iwa.
Deidara-"They will know something is going on between us if you stand any closer un." He said with an amused smile on his lips. The other was so sweet.
Sasori-He gritted his teeth, knowing that the other was right. ''Fine.'' He took a couple steps away from the other.
Deidara-"I will be fine un." He said though his eyes showed the lock they held. He walked to the 'dumb' in his opinion village.
Sasori-''You better be.'' He stated lowly, his eyes glaring at the village as they neared the gates.
Deidara-"Just because you glare at the gates doesn't mean they will catch on fire un." He teased trying to get rid of his uneasiness by teasing the other.
Sasori-''Too bad.'' He said quietly, knowing that the village held painful memories for the other.
Deidara-"If you had a flame thrower that would be a different story un." He said as he felt his attitude drop from being so close but hid it.
Sasori-''A flamethrower?" He questioned slightly amused, though worry for the other was still within his eyes.
Deidara-"Well that would make burning things easier un." He explained with a pout.
Sasori-''True, though I think a fire jutsu would work just as well.'' He responded with a small smirk.
Deidara-"I guess so un." He said with a pout. "But that is no fun un." He said remembering his younger self saying the same thing about his killing techniques.
Sasori-''You sound like a little kid when you say that.'' He snorted before becoming serious as they reached the point to where they were only a few yards from the gate.
Deidara-He gave the other a small smile and continued on their way to the gates. He knew that the guards were probably either asleep or not there. Iwa's defensive strategists were pretty lazy.
Sasori-His eyes flickered around as they reached the gates, seeing no one there. ''Why aren't there any guards?" He asked lowly.
Deidara-"Iwa has a bad security director un." He said as he walked through without a care. He scanned around but saw nothing as usual.
Sasori-''How stupid can they be?" He questioned incredulously.
Deidara- "Not stupid un. Lazy." He explained as he continued to walk.
Sasori- ''Still...I'm surprised Konoha didn't manage to annihilate them back during the war.'' He mused.
Deidara- "They can fight un. They just are to lazy to do basic duties all the time un." He said with a tired sigh. His village was a disgrace to him
Sasori- ''It's pathetic.'' He shook his head disgusted.
Deidara- "I can't deny that one un." He said as he rolled his eyes.
Sasori- ''Where will the scroll be held?" He questioned, changing the subject to what needed done.
Deidara- "In the medium sized building to your left un." He said as he looked at the other.
Sasori- His eyes flickered to his left, towards the building. ''Any plans?"
Deidara- "As I said Iwa sucks at security un." He said then sprayed hairspray all around the room. It reveled a bunch of red trip lines.
Sasori- He snorted in disbelief. ''This is child's play.''
Deidara- "Y-Yeah un" He said knowing there was far more to it but was unsure of what.
Sasori- He began to move more into the room, carefully maneuvering around the red trip lines,
Deidara- He used the chakra and walked onto the wall above the door and onto the ceiling not trusting the floor in the slightest.
Sasori- The blonde ended up being right because the floor suddenly split in half, revealing a chasm of spikes before. Sasori cursed quietly before hanging tightly on to the ledge, slowly pulling himself back up.
Deidara- He looked at the redhead and raised an eyebrow. "And here I expected you to not underestimate Iwa un." He said with an amused laugh
Sasori- ''Oh shut up.'' He scowled as he stood back up on his two feet.
Deidara- "I don't wanna un." He said as he reached a hand down for the other to take.
Sasori- He took the other's hand with a roll of his eyes. ''You are such a child sometimes.'' He sighed
Deidara- He pulled the other up with ease and snorted. "Gaining some weight aren't you Danna un? You made the floor break." He teased
Sasori- He groaned slightly at the other's words. ''Whatever, brat. Now,'' his eyes turned serious. ''Do you have any idea on how to break into the vault without using one of your bombs?"
Deidara- "Hacker chip un." He said as if it were obvious. You put it on the vault and it opens with ease then when you take it off shut like a safe un." He said
Sasori- ''Do you have one with you?" He questioned, knowing nothing about any of what the blonde had just said. It sounded like gibberish to him
Deidara- "Yep." He said as he continued to walk on the ceiling to get past the beams
Sasori- He walked on the ceiling with the other after giving him a small nod. ''Alright.''
Deidara- He jumped to the ground after the beams had stopped and made sure to land on specific colors of the floor
Sasori- He copied the other's actions effortlessly, nimbly landing on the ground
Deidara- He began to only step on the grey floor boards and made his way to the vault. He went threw his pouch and grabbed the small chip.
Sasori- He stayed still a small distance away just in case, his eyes flickering around warily.
Deidara- He set it on the combination area of the vault and heard a small click and opened the door making sure no fingerprints were left.
Sasori- ''Be careful.'' He ordered lowly, his whole body tense-
Deidara- "I will un." He said as he walked into the vault and then began to look around for what he was looking for.
Sasori- He turned around and watched the entrance just in case. ''You better be.''
Deidara- He grabbed what he needed with ease as he turned back. "Got them un." He said softly
Sasori- ''You sure you got the right ones?" He questioned.
Deidara- He showed them to the other. "Aren't these it un?" He asked
Sasori- He gave a small sharp nod. ''Yes. Now let's go before something ha-'' Three ninja appeared in the doorway. ''Too late.'' He cursed.
Deidara- "Can I blow them up now un?" He asked with a whine wanting to at least kill something with art.
Sasori- His eyes flickered to the other for a brief second before giving an uncaring shrug. ''Be quick about it, brat.''
Deidara- He moved the redhead behind him before making the centipede quickly and blowing up the ninja. He moved quickly to make sure they got away in time
Sasori- ''Lets go.'' He ran along with the other out of there while everyone was distracted by the explosion.
Deidara- "This was not what I was expecting un." He said with a groan as they continued toflee the area.
Sasori- ''Neither did I.'' He replied with a roll of his eyes, his whole body tense as they ran.
Deidara- "Just what we want un." He said sarcastically as he continued to run and search the land far ahead of them
Sasori- ''Mmhm.'' He replied, scanning the area for enemies as they ran.
Deidara- "There is a village up about five kilometers from here un." He said as they continued on
Sasori- ''Should we risk hiding out there?" He questioned. ''If so, we can use henges.''
Deidara- "We will have to transform and take off our cloaks but it is our best bet for right now un." He said
Sasori- ''Alright. Inform me when we get close enough.''
Deidara- "Will do un.." He said as they continued on their way.
Sasori- ''Thanks.'' He cloaked their chakra signatures.
Deidara- He hid his chakra and continued to run. "About a kilo away un." He said to the other
Sasori- "Should we stop soon then?"
Deidara- "In a few meters we will un." He said as he looked at the other
Sasori- ''Alright.''
Deidara- He stopped not long after and shed his cloak and transformed into a merchant.
Sasori- He shed his cloak as well and transformed into a raven haired woman, posing as the merchant's wife.
Deidara- "Let's get this over with un." He said as he wrapped his arm around the others waist not minding very much
Sasori- "I hate being the female, but this ploy always works the best." He sighed, his voice higher and more feminine. He leaned against his love as they walked.
Deidara- "Sorry for having a deeper voice than you un." He said as he smiled and held the other tighter.
Sasori- ''Yeah yeah...I just hate how all the men here are staring at me.'' He muttered subconsciously.
Deidara- "Well I will kill them all later un. You are mine un." He whispered to the other possessively.
Sasori- "Just dont get caught." He murmured, smiling slightly. He loved when the other got all possessive.
Deidara- "I won't get caught unless I don't use enough gags while they are being tortured un." He said bluntly
Sasori- "Torture?" He snorted in amusement.
Deidara- "They are not even allowed such as a glance at the beauty you possess un." He said in a dark tone
Sasori- "Beauty? Me?" He snorted again.
Deidara- "Yes un." He said as if it were the most precious thing in the world.
Sasori- "You're crazy, you know that?" He told him affectionately.
Deidara- "I am crazy un. For you." He whispered to the other with a smile on his lips
Sasori- He blushed faintly before leaning up and kissing the other's jaw lightly. "Oh shut up." He mumbled embarrassed.
Deidara- "But I was being honest un." He said with the smile still in place. "My blushing bride." He whispered
Sasori- "S-Since when was I y-your bride?" He squeaked surprised, though his voice was still lower.
Deidara- "Since I want us to be married one day un." HE said as he smiled at the other and rubbed his loves side.
Sasori- His eyes widened slightly at the other's answer before he hid his face in the other's arm as they walked, mumbling, "Don't I get a say in that?"
Deidara- "Hm... I don't believe so un." He said with a small laugh as he smiled at the other.
Sasori- "You like embarrassing me, dont you?" He accused.
Deidara- "Just a lot un." He said as he continued to rub his side
Sasori- He shivered slightly from the feeling of the other rubbing his side, his blush darkening as he mumbled, "I can tell."
Deidara- "But you look cute with a blush on your perfect cheeks un." He said softly
Sasori- "I do not have p-perfect cheeks," He sighed.
Deidara- "I think you do un. Such beautiful cheek bones too." He added
Sasori- "Only as a female."
Deidara- "And as a male too un. They are just so sexy un." He purred enjoying teasing the other far to much.
Sasori- "Sh-Shut up or you're sleeping on the couch." He threatened.
Deidara- "Well at least the sofa is comfy Mr-I mean Mrs. Firecrotch un." He said having a lot of fun
Sasori- "Dei," He growled embarrassed, hiding his face even more into the other's arm.
Deidara- "Yes un?"He asked before kissing the top of the others head.
Sasori- "You're a jerk." He mumbled.
Deidara- "Yes, yes I am un." He said as he smiled
Sasori- "You weren't supposed to just agree!" He groaned.
Deidara- "Sorry un." he said as he looked at the other with a smile
Sasori- ''You are no fun at all, you jerk.''
Deidara- "Aw right in my heart un." He said as he pretended to be hurt
Sasori- ''What heart?" He retorted.
Deidara- "Eh true un." He teased
Sasori- ''I know it's true. You have nothing but a black hole there.'' He smirked.
Deidara- "Oh totally un." He said as he kissed the others cheek.
Sasori- ''Mmhm.'' Some of his blush had thankfully died down.
Deidara- "Unless you want a small demonstration of how much I love you un." He said softly
Sasori-''Wh-What do you mean?" He stuttered slightly.
Deidara- "Oh you know a little of this and a little of that un." He said as he grinned
Sasori- ''N-No I don't know.'' His blush returned full force
Deidara- He winked and licked the others ear before moving back
Sasori- A slight gasp left him. ''Dei!" He growled embarrassed.
Deidara- "Sasori un?" He asked softly with a small purr
Sasori- He shivered lightly. ''This isn't the time nor the place.'' He mumbled.
Deidara- "I know but this is far too much fun un." He said with a smile
Sasori- ''And that is why I called you a jerk.'' He replied.
Deidara- "I think I can live with that then un." He said with a small chuckle
Sasori- ''Hmph.''
Deidara- "mm." He mumbled with a raised eyebrow
Sasori- ''Jerk.'' He said again, unable to come up with anything else.
Deidara- He cocked an eyebrow as if asking him if that was all he could come up with.
Sasori- "Bratty teenage jerk."
