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Chapter 17
Gohan found himself standing in a green meadow.
"Hello? Anyone here?" Gohan asked as he began walking through the meadow.
Then, the blue sky turned purple.
"Who's there?" Gohan whirled around.
Then, a giant shadow of an insect figure fell over him.
"Did you truly think you were free, boy?" Cell's voice laughed. Gohan turned to see a fifty foot Cell standing above him.
"You- you're a monster!" Gohan yelled as he fired a Death Beam attack at the giant Cell. But, it simply passed though him.
"Don't you see boy? No matter how hard you try, I will always come back. You're nothing but an insignificant bug." Cell smiled as he raised his giant foot. Gohan barely got out of the way before the android brought it down, creating a giant crater.
"This is insane! What's he doing, using Piccolo and Slug's growth ability?" Gohan thought as he hovered above the giant android.
"Don't you understand yet? Only I can live forever." Cell smiled as he cupped his hands.
"Avada Kedavra!" Gohan yelled as he pointed his wand at the giant. But, the green light shot through the android.
"Nice try boy, but to use an unforgiveable curse, you have to mean it. You don't have the guts." Cell laughed as Gohan backed up in fear.
"Now then… DIE!" Cell roared as he fired the giant blue blast.
"Gohan!"
"Huh?" Gohan opened his eyes and looked around.
"You were having a nightmare." Sirius explained.
"I was? I oh! My head!" Gohan groaned as he held his pounding head.
"That would be the hangover you got from that drinking contest. Come with me, I've got a potion that will fix that." Sirius smiled as he helped Gohan to his feet.
"Thank you." Gohan smiled as he followed Sirius.
5 minutes later…
"We were singing?" Gohan asked with shock.
"That and dancing. Then, you kissed Ginny like there was no tomorrow." Sirius smiled as he mixed the ingredients.
"Oh my god." Gohan groaned.
"By the way, Merry Christmas." Sirius said as he handed Gohan the potion.
"Thanks!" Gohan smiled as he gulped the potion down.
"By the way, what were you dreaming about?" Sirius asked.
Sighing, Gohan told Sirius about the dream.
"I see." Sirius leaned back when Gohan finished.
"What do you think it means?" Gohan asked.
"I believe that your frustration about Cell bubbled over. Simple as that." Sirius explained.
"Thanks." Gohan said as he got up to go to his own bed.
"By the way, Ginny said your kiss was fantastic." Sirius smirked.
"I am going to pretend I didn't hear that." Gohan kept walking.
Christmas Morning…
"KAKAROT, GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY FACE!" Vegeta roared, waking Gohan up.
"Ow! That hurt!" Goku whined.
"Damn! My head hasn't hurt this much since I was punched by Frieza!" King Vegeta groaned.
It took everything Gohan had to keep from bursting into laughter as he got dressed.
"Hey Harry." Gohan smiled as he came out of his room.
"You don't have a hangover?" Ron asked with surprise as he walked up.
"I have a little one, but Sirius gave me a potion that got rid of most of it. I owe him." Gohan smiled.
"Merry Christmas by the way." Ron smiled.
"Thanks." Gohan smiled.
Later…
"Thank you, Ms. Weasley. I love it!" Gohan smiled as he held up his brown sweater with a G on the front.
"You're welcome dear." Ms. Weasley smiled.
"It's great to see you guys!" Goku smiled at the Z Fighters.
"It's good to see you too Goku, especially after all this time." Tien smiled.
"To think that each of you wanted to kill me at some point." Goku smiled at all his friends.
"Ahem." Krillin said.
"Except for you, I mean!" Goku waved his arms.
"Is that true?" Ginny whispered to Gohan with surprise.
"Well, Tien and Chatzou were students of the Crane School, which was the rival of the Turtle School. Then, Tien found out that my dad had defeated his teacher, causing him to want revenge. Yamcha was a desert bandit that my dad defeated during his first search for the dragonballs, Oolong was terrorizing a village that my dad found during his search for the dragonballs, so he defeated him as well, Bulma shot my dad when they first met, and Piccolo tried to kill my dad during the 23rd World Tournament." Gohan finished.
"That's bloody insane." Ron whispered when Gohan had finished.
"Yeah. My dad managed to find the good in them and bring it out, just like he did with Vegeta. He has a pretty good record." Gohan smiled.
"I wish I knew where Trunks and Goten were." Chi Chi sighed.
"As long as they are making Umbridge's life a living hell, I'm happy." Gohan smiled.
"Gohan! We don't insult anyone!" Chi Chi scolded.
"You haven't met her, Chi Chi. She's cruel and evil, and uses a blood quill for detentions." Goku protested.
"What's a blood quill?" Bulma asked.
"A blood quill is a quill that uses the writers own blood. Whatever you write on the parchment will be gorged into your own arm." Piccolo explained.
"That's horrible!" Bulma gasped.
"Luckily, a sensu bean will heal the damage. Dolores doesn't realize that I give a sensu bean to anyone who has a detention with her, so I'm winning there." Goku smirked.
"So that's why you ran out of sensu beans!" Gohan said with realization.
"Yeah. I just hope that Korin can get a new batch ready before she tortures someone else." Goku sighed.
"That woman! Goku, I'm going to make a cloning machine just so you don't run out of beans!" Bulma yelled.
"Really? That would be great!" Goku beamed.
"I should teach that bitch a lesson!" Chi Chi yelled as she waved her frying pan, causing everyone to look shocked.
"Mom, relax." Gohan tried to calm Chi Chi down.
"Excuse me, but I found this on the edge of the lookout." Mr. Popo said as he carried in a big package.
"Who's it from?" Gohan asked.
"Trunks and Goten." Mr. Popo answered.
"Well, open it!" Ginny said with excitement.
Smiling, Gohan opened the box, and was immediately tackled by Goten!
"Gohan!" Goten smiled as Trunks floated out of the box.
"We're so proud of you!" Chi Chi and Bulma immediately hugged the little saiyans.
"For what?" Trunks asked.
"We heard what that horrible woman has been doing! Please keep torturing her!" Chi Chi smiled at the looks of shock on their faces.
"You want us to keep torturing toadface?" Trunks asked with shock.
"You better believe it. Give her our regards." Bulma smirked.
"Guys, could you do me a favor?" Gohan asked.
"Sure Gohan, what?" Goten asked.
"Destroy every single one of her Blood Quills. And make sure everyone sees you doing it." Gohan smiled at the looks of evil on their faces.
"You got it!" Trunks grinned.
"This is the best Christmas ever." Ron grinned.
"Thank you for the bracelet, Gohan. I love it." Ginny smiled as she looked at it.
"The diamonds sparkle like your eyes." Gohan smiled.
"Okay, that does it." Ginny grabbed Gohan and dragged him off.
"Anyway, how soon can you have that machine done, Bulma?" Goku asked.
"In a few days." Bulma answered.
"We're back." Ginny smiled as she walked in with a Gohan who had a big goofy smile on his face.
"I'm in heaven." Gohan sighed, and then he passed out.
"Damn." Harry said as he looked at Gohan.
"That's the power of females." Ginny smiled as she sat next to Ron.
"Amen to that." Chi Chi smiled.
The rest of the vacation went great. Gohan got to have sparring sessions with everyone, Harry was in a good mood due to no nightmares, Trunks and Goten were building an arsenal with Fred and George for when they got back to Hogwarts, and everyone else was enjoying themselves.
The last day…
Gohan and Harry stopped sparring when they heard the sound of an approaching jet.
"That's Bulma with the cloning machine." Gohan said as he wiped his head.
"Perfect timing." Harry smiled as the jet landed and Bulma climbed out.
"This is the capsule for the cloning machine. The instructions are inside. Tell Goku I said hello." Bulma smiled as she climbed back into the jet and took off, just as Mr. Popo came running out of the main bulding.
"Severus Snape is here to see the two of you." Mr. Popo said between breaths.
"What?" Goku and Harry looked at each other, and then ran inside the main building. They ran into the kitchen to find Snape and Sirius staring daggers at each other.
"Ah, about time the two of you arrived." Snape said as he turned to look at Gohan and Harry.
"Why are you here, Professor?" Harry asked.
"I am merely here to deliver a message to the two of you from Professor Dumbledore." Snape answered.
"What's the message?" Gohan asked.
"He wishes for the two of you to study Occlumency this term." Snape answered.
"Study what?" Gohan asked.
"Occlumency, Son. The magical defense of the mind against external penetration. An obscure branch of magic, but a highly useful one." Snape sneered.
"Why?" Harry asked.
"The rest will be explained to you later. You are to report to my office at six on Monday. No one is to know of your lessons, especially Dolores Umbridge. If anyone asks, the two of you are taking Remedial Potions. That is all." Snape answered.
"You've said your message, Snivilus. Now run along." Sirius said.
Snape gave Sirius a furious look, and then turned and strode out of the room.
"Hi Severus!" Goku smiled as Snape passed him. Snape didn't say a word.
"He does remind me of Vegeta." Goku said.
"By the way Harry, you're really coming along in your training. I would say that by now, you could stand up to the Ginyu Force. If we could get a serious routine in, you could surpass Ginny!" Gohan beamed.
"Thanks. Cell's probably teaching Voldemort a few things as well, so I need to keep up." Harry smiled.
The Next Day…
"You guys ready to go?" Goku asked as he pocketed the bag of sensu beans.
"Yeah, professor." Harry grinned.
"We're going to have to fly there, so Bulma lent us her plane. It's big enough for all of us." Goku said as he tossed a capsule. Then, a plane appeared.
"All aboard!" Goku grinned as the hatch opened.
"Ummm, dad, do you know how to fly a plane?" Gohan asked.
"Well, I have a driver's license. How different can it be?" Goku smiled as he got into the pilots seat.
"Hold on for your life." Gohan advised as Goku started the plane.
"Mum!" Ron whimpered as Goku flew the plane off the edge of the lookout.
"Whee! This is fun!" Goku laughed as he flew the plane over the forest of Korin.
"Is there an airsickness bag on this flight?" Ron groaned.
"Here. Toss it out the window when you're done." Gohan tossed Ron a brown bag.
"Everyone ready for the hypersonic jump?" Goku asked.
"The WHAT?" they all yelled in unison.
"Okay, so this button." Goku clicked a red button.
"You have activated the hypersonic drive. Please state your destination." A female mechanical voice said.
"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Goku said clearly.
"Thank you. Coordinates locked. Jump will commence in 10… 9… 8…" the voice began saying.
"Oh boy. Strap yourselves in!" Gohan yelled.
"Mummy!" Ron whimpered as he grabbed a rail on the wall.
"7... 6… 5…" the voice continued.
"I'm too important to die!" Harry yelled.
"Oh sure, the boy who lived says that. I'm the freaking main character of this fanfiction series!" Gohan yelled.
"You are not!" Harry protested.
"Look. You two are both important, but I'm the heroine's maiden, so I'll live." Ginny smiled.
"4… 3… 2…" the voice continued.
"Oh sure, leave us girls to die." Hermione growled as she held onto the straps for dear life.
"Please stop arguing! I'm going to be sick!" Ron's face was green.
"1… 0! We have ignition!" the voice said, and then it was like a wall smacked into everyone.
"This is awesome!" Goku laughed.
"For you maybe!" Videl yelled. Then, the rush stopped
"Destination reached. Please fly with us again." The voice said.
Then, Goku landed the plane in the courtyard.
"Well, that wasn't too bad!" Goku stretched his arms as Dumbledore came out of the main doors.
"Professor, where are the students?" Dumbledore asked.
"Oh, they're in here." Goku pulled the side hatch open. Then, everyone fell out and landed on the ground in a pile. All of them had swirly circles in their eyes.
"Hey dad, could we please just fly on our own from now on?" Gohan groaned. Everyone else groaned in agreement.
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