Beginnings of a Master

Special 1

Funny Scenes #1
Sam's Point of View

"I have grapes up my nose." I muttered, looking down at the tiles of the Pokemon Centre.

"You know Sam, it's time likes these that memories are made."

"I have a banana in my ear.."

"One day, we'll look back on this, and laugh!"

"Artemis, you tripped me over while I was carrying food in a bag. When I get up, I'm gonna kill you.


Funny Scenes #2
Artemis's Point of View

Bouncing on the tip of my paws, I looked at Sam yearningly. Looking at me over the top of his book, Sam sighed. "Artemis, I just got comfortable. Do you really have to go out?

I nodded my head vigorously and kept bouncing. "Oh yes, I really, REALLY, have to go."

Giving another sigh, Sam got up. I tensed my body as he came near. When his hand was on the door handle, I bolted. By the time the door was open, I was lying where Sam had been sitting, on the now warm bed.

"Sucker."


Funny Scenes #3
Artemis's Point of View

I was lying down in the sun, watching absently as Sparx the Pichu chased a small, white butterfly. When the butterfly came to rest on a tree, Sparx stopped suddenly, and crouched in the grass. As the butterfly settled there, Sparx got ready to bounce. When the butterfly twitched its wing, Sparx sprang, just as the butterfly took off. Sparx slammed comically into the tree, before sliding down the trunk to settle at the bottom.
Keeping a carefully blank face, which wasn't at all hard to do, I watched then as Sparx promptly rolled over, and spied the butterfly again. Sparx leapt almost instantly, without a care to where he would likely land.
Making a grab at the butterfly, Sparx missed, and suddenly had his fall cut short as he landed in the Pokemon Center's Birdbath.

Shaking my head, I looked at Dirden the Frezint, who was right beside me, in the shadows as opposed to the sun. "So, do you reckon it's natural instinct that's making him chase that butterfly? Or just stupidity?"

Watching as Sparx leaned over the edge of the birdbath, looking worn out, before spying the butterfly again and leaping form the water, to land face-down on a flowerpot, Dirden promptly said, "I'm guessing stupidity."


Funny Scenes #4
Artemis's Point of View

Walking into the Pokemon Centre, I looked up at Sam. "Do we have to do this?"

"Come on Artemis, it's recommended that a Pokemon gets a thorough check-up at every Centre they visit. And it's not that bad, it's just a Pokemon Centre."

"I prefer to think of it as a chamber of horrors."

Rolling his eyes, Sam proceeded to relinquish a hold of me to Nurse Joy, who walked into the room behind her desk, and out of sight of Sam.
Placing me on a metal table, Nurse Joy walked out of the room, answering someone's yell to her. A piece of cloth was also on the table, which instantly sparked my interest. Waddling over to the clothe, I bent down and sniffed it. Batting it a little with my paw, I watched with awe, and then dread as the clothe moved to reveal instruments of torture.
Looking at two pieces of sharp metal, crossed over each other and secured with some of that plastic stuff humans seem so fond of, I wondered what Nurse Joy intended to cut off with them. My eye gave a slight twitch as the next tool to come out looked like a pair of pincers. Trying to not imagine how she was going to torture me with them, I pulled out a third device of torture.
Wincing, I looked at it. It looked like a corkscrew, and I shuddered as I knew I didn't even want to know where it was going to have to go.

Without my noticing, Nurse Joy suddenly came back. "Hello Artemis!"

Giving a shriek of horror, I slumped to my side as Sam came into view.

"He's fainted dead away." Came Nurse Joy's voice, sounding shocked and stunned.

"Yeah." Sam sounded grim and his voice dripped with sarcasm. "He's Daddy's Little Trooper."


Funny Scenes #5
Sam's Point of View

"I'm gonna be in the shower, so if anyone calls, just let them know." Nick said, wandering into the bathroom connected to the main room of our area. Waving my hand, I was reading a book, I waved for him to go on and have one.
The shower was barely on for a minute when the sound of running water suddenly stopped. Looking at the bathroom door, I raised an eyebrow as Nick poked his head out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped around him.

"Just checking, but did anyone call?"

Lowering my eyebrow, I fixed a glare at him as I replied, "The Paranoia Police send their regards."


Funny Scenes #6
Sam's Point of View

Lying on my bed, I stared at the ceiling. I didn't have anything to do, and everyone but Nick were out doing something else. "We should do something." Nick said, his voice muffled by the mattress I was lying on. He was on the bed under me.

Sighing, I mentally agreed with him. "How about mailing Artemis to an obscure overseas nation with insufficient postage?"

When silence followed my remark, I pressed on. "Or we could thumb-wrestle for that last packet of lollies Katrina has in her bag."

More silence. I was beginning to get worried that Nick had fallen asleep. "Or we could hijack an Ice-Cream truck and hold the driver hostage for the World's Largest Ice-Cream. Or we could paint ourselves purple, go to the city's pool, stay in it for too long and pretend we're raisins."

"Checkers?"

"I'm red this time."


Funny Scenes #7
Artemis's Point of View

"Hey, Artemis! A great new store opened up near here!" I jumped up. Ashlee's voice had sounded out very suddenly, when I was half asleep. Suddenly, large arms picked me up, before placing me in a lap.

"It's called Create-A-Pokemon!"

Something began to fit itself over my head. It took a few minutes, but when it was finally on, I jumped down from Ashlee's lap to the mirror. Looking at myself, I nearly passed out in fright. I was wearing rabbit ears!

"Now I have my own, ancient, bunny-rabbit!"

Whirling around, I glared at Ashlee. "Who maims."


Funny Scenes #8
3rd Person Point of View

"Ok guys, weekends are my time to rear back and howl!" Nick announced, bursting into the room, where clothes that looked like they had been randomly plucked from Nick's bag.

"Close." Katrina said, rubbing a cloth over Electra's belly. The Coperagon emitted a low humming noise, a sign that she was happy and content.

Giving Katrina a blank look, Nick tried again. "Lie down and giggle?"

"Closer." Brendan replied, from where he was playing with Vixen the Vulpix. The young Vulpix kept whirling around as Brendan reached around her to poke her tail, before getting tired of that and leaping onto Brendan's chest.

Rolling his eyes, Nick said sarcastically, "Crawl into a fetal position and whimper?"

"There you go." Came the answer from Sam.

Funny Scenes #9
Artemis's Point of View

Dashing into our room, I looked around until I spied Nick. His back was turned, which was perfect for what I was about to do. Opening my mouth and inhaling, I expelled a Water Gun in his direction, soaking him from head to toe. Turning slowly, Nick fixed me with a venomous look.

"What did you do that for?" He asked me slowly.

"Your date is waiting in the lobby." I told him, giving him a rather large grin, before running out the door, intending to hide before Nick could get the translation from Sam.

As I turned a corner that drew me out of sight of anyone looking out of the room, I heard a loud yell. "ARTEMIS!"


Funny Scenes #10
Sam's Point of View

"Sam?" An enquiring voice, Brendan's, came from the general direction of the door. Rolling over, I looked at him blearily.

"What?"

"I'm bored."

Looking at him blankly, I processed the thought, before rolling my eyes. "You're also boring. You do it all!"

Hey guys, I know this one was short, but like it says up there, it's a Special! Just something to get everyone laughing before the next chapter, which should be out in the next two days. One of my friends is giving me death-threats if I don't get it done.
So, what did you think of all these? I did them in a spare hour I had. Tell which ones you think are funny. My personal favourite is #5

Oh well, cyas!