I hate everyone and everything, my life couldn't be any more worse then it already is. I'm fucking stuck with wannabe Elites, a gay ass British fuck, a Necrophilia and a group of walking sack of meat. Oh yeah let's go to a place that we don't know, but the dead person said it's OK so it should be fine! Fucking retards. Not to mention the sweaty sock in my mouth was wet so that's fucking gross. My wrist are even hurting cause they fucking tied it too hard, what a bunch of pricks!
It took David and Tyler to change the tire longer then it should have really. But they did it and now we are back on the road, this long fucking road. I can hear the dumb ass no talent Elite wannabes in the back insulting each other. Looking to the meat car ahead I saw Lover boy taking with the Bitch all hush hush. Leaning back I whipped the drool that was making it's way down my chin and just listened to the Elite morons.
"So they call you Jacey? I want a nickname!" Bush head said.
"I like them, they seem nice UNLIKE SOME BITCH I KNOW!" The flower whore yelled knowing that I would be able to hear her.
"Then how about Marcy?" The Human Ice Cube said his tone all light and shit. I heard Bush head give a disgusted sound. "Don't say Marcy...that's upsetting" The Whore gave a laugh before I tuned them out. Leader told me to be a spy but how the fuck am I suppose to do that when I'm so far away without communication. But it seems that the Hunter's might have a clue as to what's going on. Looking down at my cased legs I gave a muffled sigh, who knew the Whore was a Medic.
We were almost to the boarder of of New York which was Z.E.R.O controlled, they knew this and yet they still pressed on. I would like to see how they would pass right under their noses- this would be a good chance to alert them when we pass! Looking around I noticed something; the normal infected we passed paid no mind to as at all. Usually they would run up to the car and try to climb in but this, this is odd it's like they stay clear of the cars. Kicking the back of David'd seat I gave a muffled yell, Tyler turned around ripping off the tape on my mouth the sock falling out onto my lap.
"What? You need to pee again for the tenth time?" Glaring at him I asked, "No you fag, I wanted to ask why the infected isn't attacking us." Tyler nodded but shoved the sock back in my mouth and put new tape on before sitting back forward. "Why is that actually?" Tyler asked no one in general. "It's cause we're here!" A raspy voice bitched in from ahead of us. All eyes looked forward minus David's since his was already forward. Hunter Bitch was turned completely towards us her hands gripped the seat to steady herself as she spoke. "It's like dog thing, we're the Alpha male. Like, it's, ah...they don't want to um get us mad and have us kill them. Like they want to survive too and staying clear of us-" The Witch butted in, "The more special infected that is grouped together the more the normal infected will stay clear of us, even if there is a bunch of humans in the area." Tyler and David nodded and commented on how that was interesting while Hunter Bitch said she wasn't good at explaining things before turning around to sit down. I would have to leak this information to the Boss once I'm free from these prisoners.
The rest of the ride was pissing me off on how much of a ruckus everyone was making. David and Tyler were softly singing together, Bush head was insulting the Human Ice Cube on everything he said while he talked the the Flower Whore, and the infected were talking in their growls upfront and every so often the two Hunters would hit each other or the Nathan guy would try and hug the Bitch. Feeling the car slow down I saw the Bitch turn around to us making a big wave until everyone was looking at her. "We're gonna stop here since we're an hour away and wait until it's dark so we can pass by easy, ight?" Getting several 'yes's' we pulled into a nearly destroyed Wal*Mart parking lot. Parking in the corner where the ground was saved from bombing we shut off the cars and stretched, of course they let me free from my bindings to stretch.
"Skittlez why is your bra showing?" Stopping I looked towards The Bitch to see David pointing at her exposed red bra lining. I noticed the Flower whore looked uneasy looking away. "Nathan." Was all she said. "I knew you were a whore." I huffed, she going to finally admit it now? Tyler ended up smacking my head but I didn't care I would make as many rude ass comments to her as I please, she killed my sister. My innocent beloved sister. "Oh Hey, is that your sister I hear in my stomach?" She cupped her ear and leaned towards to stomach. I snarled at her while she spoke again her voice trying to mimic my sisters. "Come on down Tiff the weather's fine." Bush head giggled while Flower bitch hid her laugh behind her hand. "OK enough I don't want a fight. It's too early in the trip for this." David sighed putting his hand on his forehead with his eyes closed.
The Witched walked over to The Bitch saying that a lady shouldn't show much to people as she was taking off her jacket. "Yeah and what does that make you? You're like naked." I snorted, I expected a snaky comeback but was surprised to see her tearing up. "It wasn't my choice to look like this." She sniffed. Daniel was on the scene in no time trying to make sure The Witch didn't cry. Everyone took a step back, even the Hunters. "Shh it's OK I like you the way you are. Awe come on Ash you shouldn't listen to what a human like her says, she don't know any better, in fact she probably don't know anything at all with that tiny brain of hers." I was going to make a comment but David slapped his hand over my mouth, his eyes wide and mouth in a line, afraid what the Witch might do. Once the Witch was calmed down she gave a small smile and apologized for her behavior. The group waved it off but I kept it in mind, you know just in case I need to use her weakness to my advantage.
When The Witch took off her jacket to give to The Bitch I nearly choked on my own spit. Not only was she wearing pick underwear but her top was just below her huge ass tits! The guys ended up coughing or almost spitting out their water once they got a load of them knockers. Tyler who was sitting on the ground drinking water spat out his water in a coughing fit. Whipping it away he whistled. "Damnnnn girl you got dem big ones." I watched with slight amusement when Daniel marched over to Tyler, towered over him and asked in a dark voice, "And if she does? What of it?" I cracked up laughing almost falling off the hood of the car seeing the terrified look on Tyler's face. "I-I like penis." He managed to squeaked out bring everyone, including me, in a up roar of laughter.
"How about we see if Wal*mart was any supplies?" Jacob asked once the laughter died down a bit. David nodded, "Tyler and I should go check it out." I noticed that The Hunter Bitch gave David a knowing look but said nothing. The Human Ice Cube commented that he too would come with David, he said something about survival with numbers or some shit. He told his team to stay and watch me just in case I try and pull something. It's not like I would try to escape any time soon, the more I'm with them the more I can get information I can leak. I could have us captured easy when we try to sneak past the Z.E.R.O, but I want to see how much information I can get before I get everyone captured.
As long as I have- "Daniel and I should go with you. With us there we will be able to ward off the normal infected." The Witch said hooking her arms with the Smoker and headed in front of the group as they walked toward the store. I was surprised they let me stay here untied. Are they keeping their guard down? No, that's not it. Looking over at the wannabe Elites car I saw that The Elites were talking away with the two Hunter's while I was left alone on the hood of our car. I knew they wouldn't just leave me unattended those two Hunter's would jump at me the second I would try to move away from them. The Elites themselves would shoot me or do something of the sort if I make a wrong move. If it was David or Tyler I can sneak past them easy, but no, I'm stuck with the one's who wouldn't think twice on killing me. Getting off the hood of the car I went to lay down in the back seat. The heat outside was becoming cold as a sign of it becoming fall.
Curling up into a ball I listened to the conversation of the morons.
"No way, you listen to D-Loid too?!" It was the Flower whore.
"Yeah before I got zombiefied who's your favorite singer?"
"Oh man that's hard...ahhhh I can't choose. I like Karin but Lucia is adorable, then there's Vincent or Cas!"
The Bitched laughed. "I Like Red and Tim but Re and Ruki are my favorite. I like Jen too but he's weird I don't know."
"Cas is bae." Bush Head was now talking. "Everyone is cool but Cas is the best." The boy Hunter growled something causing questions to raise within the two wannabe Elites. "What is he saying?" Flower Whore asked. "He doesn't know what D-Loid is."
"WHAT?! Man how can you NOT know?!" Flower Whore then went on a rant explaining what D-Loid is and all that dumb stuff. After she was done explaining The Bitch said she needs to talk with Nathan, they excused them. Once the two were to their car I heard Bush Bush whisper to Flower Whore on how he ships those two, Flower whore agreed. I mentaly rolled my eyes at them before opening my eyes and peeking out to see where the Two Hunters where.
I found them a little way from the car growls to each other in hushed tones. Turning to my left I saw the two wannabe Elites munching on some chips and drinking some water. The Flower Whore saw that I was watching her and sent me a glare. "What?" She harshly said, the boy next to her turned towards me to see who his teammate was talking too. "Just noticing that you gained some weight."
Silence.
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"That's it!" She threw down her bag and tossed aside her water. She jumped over her teammate and charged at me. He called out to her, jumping on her back he hugged her tight trying to slow her down but all that was good for was being dragged along. She reached me in record time yet I didn't even bat an eyelash. She grabbed my shirt in her fist and brought me close. "You no boob bitch! I can handle I lot from you but you took it too far!" Bush head tried to get in between us but it failed since he would be pushed away. I saw him run off some where but I paid no mind to it. "I'm surprised you made it here so fast considering how much you ga-" My head flew to the back of the driver seat by the impact of the punch she landed. Feeling blood trickle down my nose I laughed, sitting up I whipped at it. "Man, you wannabe Elites sure can-" My face impacted the car door successfully fracturing my nose. She let go pulling my head up to look at her, I saw she was ready to land another punch but a screech was heard along with a blur.
I lifted my head over the car too see The Bitch on top of Flower Whore, her hands beside her hand and her legs on either side of her hips. The other Hunter was in front of my door in a low crouch while Bush boy was running over to her partner all out of breath. "C you can't go beast mode now! The betch ain't worth it!...Um C?" He stopped a few feet away to see The Hunter Bitch twitching. I saw The Whore stare up horrified the Hunter was drooling on her face, it's teeth was bared in a menacing manner. A low growl emitted from deep within it's throat. "C is Victoria OK?" He asked nervously reaching for his gun slowly. The Hunter boy slowly crawled over to the two as if his Hunter friend was some wild animal.
"Hungry...just...so..hungry. Give me it... GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!" Her voice was horse, deep and rough. I watched in shock she was going to chomp down on the Whore's neck. With in seconds Bush was firing his gun and the boy Hunter sprang at the Bitch, both of them tumbling into the grass area all the while Flower whore screamed. It took me a second to register what just happened. The boy Hunter jumped fast enough so the bullet that Bush for brains fired didn't kill The Bitch but it actually shot his friend in the shoulder.
The Flower bitch got up quickly wincing from the pain but grabbed her fallen gun aiming it at both of the Hunters. I quietly cheered for them to shoot the two annoying pest but I also didn't want them too because of Leader. The boy Hunter was holding down a wild Bitch but also noticed the two aiming at him, he growled something but stopped short as if he forgot that we can't understand him. He flung the Bitch over his shoulder and jumped away and down the street between some fast food places.
"Why didn't we shoot both of them when we had the chance?" The Flower Whore said lowering her gun. She clenched her shoulder walking to her ride to look for medical supply. Bush head just stared in the direction where the two went off, "We're so dead." He put his hand to his head sighing before sitting on the ground. "You should of kill'd dem." I said earning to glares. "Why are we dead M?" Flower whore muttered ripping medical tape off. "David and Jackass are going to freak when they find out-"
"When we find out what, huh Marcelo?" I turned around to find the rest of the group holding bags of supplies looking at us weird. "That those two scared off your two Hunter friends." I snickered as I sat up waiting for the fireworks to start. "You what?!" David raised his voice at the two wide eye frozen morons. "Not only that but what the fuck happened to Tiff?!" Daniel whistled saying someone did a number on me. Ashley with her new blue jacket and Daniel proceeded to separate the things in their bags in their Jeep, David was rubbing his temples, Tyler took David's bags and arranged them in the front seat while The Human Ice Cube moved his face close to a sitting Bush Bush.
Bush backed up making a disgusted face, "Ew get away I might catch the ugly." The Ice man ignored what his comrade said, "Marcy-"
"You're upsetting me."
"Marcy where are Nathan and Victoria."
"I'm upset now, way to go." The Flower Whore butted in after she patched herself up saying that The Bitch was going to eat her, this cause another uproar.
"Skittlez wouldn't do that."
"Yeah well she did- or was going to!"
"Marcy why is her face bleeding?"
"Because she was being a betch."
"So you punched her?"
"Ew no I wouldn't touch it, C did."
"Cristina tell me where Skittlez and Nathan went!"
"I don't know somewhere down the road!"
"Ooo peaches."
"Shut up Tyler."
"But David~ Peaches~!"
The Witch stepped in the middle of the chaos and cleared her throat.
"Jacob don't be a betch."
"I'll robo slap the shit out of you."
"That's nasty."
"Do you not care that she was going to eat me!?"
"Not without a good reason!"
"What are you implying?!"
"I'm going to eat the peaches now. Now where is that can opener?"
The Witch let out a scream making all the humans cover their ears. I glared at her for hurting my ears. "What de hell ye bitch?! You gon make me go deaf!" My southern hick accent thick with the sentence. "Please do not worry about those two they will be back after they take care of some needed things." The Witch turned toward the Flower Whore. "Forgive Screech, she and Nathan have not eaten properly since coming into contact with David. She and him must be starving, her attacking you had no real ill intentions." It was quite when Daniel spoke up. "But we need to find them because with just me and Ash here the "Alpha dog" thing is weakened since there are a lot of you humans." At this everyone stiffened at the realization. The Human Ice Cube straightened up clearing his throat, "We need to hurry since it will be getting dark soon.
Everyone got up and ready, they reloaded their guns with the ammo Daniel found and was about to leave when I cleared my throat. David saw how I couldn't walk with my cast legs and groaned. He jogged over to the front seat grabbed something and walked around to where I was. "Carry me." I stretched out my arms so he can pick me up, but instead of his hand he snapped on a hand cuff to my wrist and snapped the other side to part of the Jeep. "David!" I yelled yanking on the metal, I'm getting really sick of being tied up all the time. Next he handed me a pistol and one clip, "Only if zombies come near you, I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it." He gave me a pointed look before walking back to the awaiting group. I stared down at the gun in my hand, I zoned out the fight between David and Ice Man in the back on my mind.
The Boss...
"...I'v been out here longer then you. I know how to survive..."
Said...
"...I'm more experienced...we go this way..."
To watch...
"...this way...I know what I'm doing..."
over hi-
"Technically Nathan and Screech own this side of the world."
So how you like?