Chapter 3: The Infinity Sided Die Strikes Again!

"Dipper! Grunkle Ford's wanting to see you!" Sarah yells up the stairs.

"Wait really?!" Dipper says, rushing down the stairs.

"Yep. And I do believe you remember this game right, Dipper?" Ford asks him, holding up the game Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons.

"Of course I do! It's my favorite game!" Dipper exclaims.

"Well I wanna teach Sarah here how to play. Mind helping me?" Stanford asks him.

"Sure! I always kinda wanted to teach her, but figured she would be like Mabel and not understand a single thing about it. Hey, remember the time Probabilitor the Annoying came to our dimension, and Grunkle Stan had to save us?" Dipper asks.
"Of course I do. It was the second time my brother saved me…. in like, what? A week? A month? I have no clue." Ford says.

"Well let's go into the basement! I wanna show Sarah what got us into that mess!" Dipper says, motioning towards the snack machine.

"The snack machine? Why are we going there?" Sarah asks, oblivious.

"Oh that's right! We never told her!" Dipper says, facepalming.

"Never told me what?" Sarah asks.

"Oh! Why not show you?" Ford asks. He walks over to the snack machine and hits the buttons a, 1, 2, c, and 3. This causes the snack machine to open like a door.

"Woah! How long has that been there?!" Sarah asks.

"It's been there since the shack was built. Grunkle Stan just covered it with a snack machine." Dipper says.

"Wow! Is THIS where you live, Grunkle Ford?" Sarah asks him.

"Yep." Ford says, walking down the stairs.

"Come on Sarah!" Dipper says, following him.

"I'm coming!" Sarah yells, following Dipper and Ford.

~time skip~

"Woahhhhh! Cool! What is this place?" Sarah asks.

"This is my lab! Do you wanna see something that caused that problem Dipper and I were talking about upstairs?" Ford asks the girl.

"Yeah!" Sarah answers. Ford unlocks a cabinet and pulls out a black case. He opens it to show Sarah what's inside.

"It's an infinity sided die." Ford says.

"Woah! That's so cool and... impossible!" Sarah says.

"I said the same exact thing when he first showed this to me." Dipper says.

"These things are outlawed in 9000 dimensions! Wanna know why?" Ford asks. Sarah just nods her head.

"Look at those symbols. Infinite sides means infinite outcomes. If I rolled it, ANYTHING could happen. Our faces could melt into jelly. The world could turn into an egg. Or you could just roll an 8. Who knows!" Ford says.

"Or you could accidently summon Probabilitor the Annoying!" Dipper says.

"That's why I have to keep it in this cheap protective plastic case. And locked in a cabinet. Now! Time to start the game!" Ford says, putting the box in a bag full of dice, which he pulls the dice out of.

~time skip~

"Hey Mabel, ready to watch the 5th season finale of ducktective?" Stan asks.

"Of course!" Mabel answers. The clock chimes. "Viewing positions!" They both yell and run into the TV room to see...

The tv room is covered with graph paper! "Dipper! Can't you move this to another room?!" Mabel asks.

"No dice! We ran out of room in Grunkle Ford's lab and we're going for a world record!" Sarah says. "Now... DICE!" She says, rolling a die. "32! 7000 points damage!" Sarah shouts.

"Aww ya got me!" Both Dipper and Ford say.

"Sweetie, you wanna break a record? Your Grunkle Ford's already broken one for 'World's Nerdiest Old Man'!" Stan says, motioning to Ford.

"Grunkle Stan, it starts in a few minutes!" Mabel says. Stan goes to move a piece of graph paper and Ford stops him.

"Move that and pay the price." Ford says.

"What, 50 magical dwarf dollars?" Stan retorts.

"Don't you mock our fantastical monetary system!" Ford spits back.

"I'll mock all I want, it's my TV room!" Stan spits at him.

TO BE CONTINUED!
Yes, I am a Prick for doing this you! A massive prick. Welp! This is Firetype55, and I need to go work on the orphaned twins AU! (Cuz I lost like, almost everything for that... heh heh... yeah)