We asked James potter to describe the relationship between his friends after whe got him drunk. This was his answer.
"Peter's great, but I'm going to focus on two, tow of my best mates, Remus and Sirius. They, they give me the most frustration. How do I describes this. . . Merlin knows I love Sirius, but sometimes he is so goddam oblivious, it hurts. Even to his own sexuality he is oblivious. He goes off and shags all these girls, and I'm sitting here like 'you ARE GAYER THAN THE GODDAMN RAINBOW IT'S SELF.' "
"And Remus, poor, poor Remus. Sirius is like my Lily to him. I've known scince the first time I saw Remus, he was gay, and he liked Sirius. It was so obvious. He still wants to have a piece of the star's ass. I-I just wanna apoligise now, Remus, for Sirius' obliviousness. You two would probably be dating now if not for it. "
"I spend most of my nights sitting in the corner screaming in my head 'KISS.' They need to! There is so much sexual tention between them it's not even funny. It makes me wanna cry. They need to put eachother's penis' into their assholes, just not when I'm in the dorms, or when I am in the dorms just put the silencing charm on and DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT shake the bed."
"I remeber when the day when Sirius said that he may or may not be sexually attracted to Remus. I threw a fucking party. I told everyone my dog finally came out of the closet, and they took it quite literally."
"OH MY BGOD GUYS HAVE SEX ALREADY! You are reducing me to tears. You two would be a lot happier, and not single."
"But yeah, Peter? Peter's great"