Hey everyone Stooge Man is back again! Sorry for the long wait I had a lot of going on in July plus I'm still in progress with my Ice Age stories. But I'm back with another chapter.
P.S. I'm also adding a new character to the story so be on the lookout.
Anyway, the chapter is up so just sit back and enjoy!
"AFRICA!" Linda, Tulio, and Fernando shouted surprisingly
"AFRICA!" Blu, Jewel, the kids, Roberto, Eduardo, and Mimi
"Africa?" Moe, Larry, and Curly asked
"HMPH! Say I got an uncle who's a landlord in Africa. " Curly blurted out
Moe turned to him surprisingly. "You have?"
"What was he the landlord for?" Larry asked
Curly shook his head. "Nothing he was the land of the Sahara. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK"
Larry rolled his eyes and placed his fists on his hips before Moe grabbed him by the nose and bonked it with his fist.
(BOP)
"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!" cried Curly as he covered his nose
"Now behave you imbecile!" Moe warned him before turning to Damian. "Yes, yes, go on! Exactly why you need us to go with you to Africa"
"Well you see Mr. it's like this. Some fellow researchers and I are trying to relocate a rare species of birds deep in the jungle and I'm in special need of help of getting the best team of researchers to do so. That's why I came to you" Damian explained
"Yeah but what's that gotta do with us?" Larry asked as he referred to him, Moe, and Curly
"Well as Mrs. Gunderson said, you three are of doubt the greatest companions who ever traveled the Amazon rainforest. You took on waterfalls, discovered gold and captured crooks threatening to cause trouble" Damian explained to them. "Now tell me this, did you survive that?"
Moe smiled and crossed his arms feeling proud. "Did we survive that?"
Larry did the same thing as Moe as he smiled. "Did we survive that?"
"Did we?" Curly asked not remembering
Moe furiously turned to him and stomped on his foot.
(CRUNCH)
"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh" Curly cried as he held onto his foot
"We did!" Moe and Larry answered his question
"Sounds like we have ourselves a deal here; so what do you say Mr. Monteiro you and your team up for the job? We'll pay you $5,000,000" Damian asked in offer
The scene changes back showing Billy along with the flock perched onto his head and shoulders as they in private conversation.
"Wow! For business man like him he sure is giving away a whole lot of dough" said Blu
"Yeah what kind of man would want to give that much money away?" Roberto asked
"They're aristocrats. They just do it to get humans to throw more of their money away so that they can take it all" Eduardo explained to them
"But what would a man like him give away a trip to Africa for $5,000,000?" Jewel pointed out. "Do you think it's a set up?"
Mimi walked over and placed her wings on her niece's shoulders and rubbed them smoothly.
"Oh, don't worry my little wild flower, set ups are usually for romantic dates, like the time my brother set me up for the dinner date with his friend who refused to go out with me…" Mimi explained before giving Eduardo a glare
Eduardo lowered his eyes in agony. "…yeah right after you pinned him down at the pit of doom and tortured him to go out with you afterwards" he confirmed her
"Well he was a blind date" Mimi confirmed him back
"Yeah after you blinded him, he'd never saw your face again" Eduardo confirmed her back
Roberto chuckled from the conversation. "Man you lucky birds sure had a lot of dates in the past. "All of you…except me"
Blu and Jewel turned to his attention with surprised feelings and walked over to him.
"What? You never have been on a date?" Jewel asked comforting her friend
Roberto shook his head. Blu then walked over to the other side of him and gave him a friendly pat on the back.
"Oh c'mon Roberto, I'm sure you've been on one before" Blu reassured him
"But I haven't" Roberto confirmed him
"What do you mean? Look at you! There's no way woman can't resist you" Blu reassured him
"How do you know?" Roberto asked him questionably
Blu and Jewel studied Roberto's manly slim-build body as they looked from the top to the bottom.
"Beto don't get yourself down, I'm sure there's someone lovely out there for you" Jewel told Roberto to have hope
"You really think so?" Roberto asked still unassured
"Yeah! You might not see it, but there's one born every minute" Blu reassured him
Suddenly two men came walking from the back down. The first man was fat and chubby and he had a very small mustache (like Hitler's); and the second man was rather very skinny and he had a dumbstruck look on his face. The men were seen covered in cuts and bruises and their clothes were torn apart. The fat man showed to be carrying a cage in his hand holding a rare bird inside of it.
Damian turned and recognized them. "Ah, Bert and Alf glad you could join us…say what happened to you?"
Bert chuckled and flipped his tie up with his other hand. "Sorry to bother you sir, but your little lady was on the squawk again"
Alf groaned in pain. "Yeah I'll say"
(BOP)
Bert punched Alf in the nose as Alf covered it with both his hands as Bert continued to chuckle. In the cage, he was holding revealed to be a rare female spix macaw. When Roberto looked his eyes gawked upon what he saw was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen.
The female spix macaw flipped her short black hair to the side showing her face of beauty as the light shined on her face. Roberto's beak dropped as his eyes were feasted upon the beautiful lady macaw as his eyes sparkled with amazement. He studied her as she was also shown black feathers on the tips of her wings and the tips of her tail and showed a beautiful indigo color. Her eyes were the exact same color as him and her smile just made him want to pump his brawn.
Fortunately, the sexy bird's brawn did begin to pump as his chest pounded up and down like it was a heart beating machine. Blu and Jewel shockingly looked down at his brawn before looking at each other awkwardly.
"What's the matter with him?" Blu asked his wife
"Something tells me he's found love" Jewel told him
"Well at least it better than the time he lost his mind to the loggers" Blu secretively told her
Jewel frowned before shoving him in the shoulder. Roberto kept his gaze on the female spix macaw before Billy noticed him in his own world.
"Roberto?" said Billy trying to get his attention
(FINGER-SNAPPING)
(FINGER-SNAPPING)
(FINGER-SNAPPING)
Roberto didn't pay attentions as his showed a goofy but lovely face at the female spix macaw. The young boy turned to the direction of what he was seeing and when he noticed her, he turned back to him and smirked.
"You like her do you?" Billy asked him
"(SQUAWK)" Roberto squawked happily
"Well why don't you talk to her?" Billy asked him
Roberto's face suddenly quivered with shyness fearing what he'll do if he embarrasses himself in front of her. Billy gently patted him on the beak.
"Don't get scared. I'll be here for you" Billy reassured his friend
Roberto smiled at the young boy before flying and perching on his shoulder giving out a friendly squawk.
"(SQUAWK)" Roberto squawked happily
Just then, Blu and Jewel perched on Billy's other shoulder and squawked happily meaning 'and so will we'.
"(SQUAWK)" Blu and Jewel squawked happily
The scene changes back as the group gathers around Damian, Bert, and Alf.
"So how about it are you all in or what?" Damian asked waiting for an answer
Tulio was in his thinking position as his placed his thinking face on and thought about it for a moment. "I don't know. But could you mind showing me facts on taking the trip?"
"Yeah just to give us on what will we be needed to do there that's all" said Linda agreeing with her husband
"Why of course" said Damian. "Would the kitchen perhaps be comfortable?"
"Why yes, sure come this way" Linda offered directing him the way to the kitchen
Just as Damian got up, Bert and Alf hurriedly rushed over to him with the cage.
"Say boss how long do we have to hold her?" Bert asked secretively in ignorance
"Yeah she's clawing us to pieces here; I can't hold myself for long!" Alf ignorantly told him
"Then put here down and come in the kitchen" Damian whispered to him
Just as Damian left, Bert and Alf looked at each other feeling absolutely idiotic never thinking of doing something like that before as the two shook their heads with annoyance.
"Now why didn't we think of that before? But why didn't you think of it!" Bert told Alf sternly
"Me? You didn't think of it first after we picked it up!" Alf confirmed him
"Well why didn't you remind me?" Bert asked him stubbornly
"It was minding me with its claws till it pulled the brains out of my head" Alf sadly told him as he made a pouty face
Bert frowned and placed the cage down on the table before he and Alf walked straight into the kitchen. Moe, Larry, and Curly watched as they walked away before the three hurriedly rushed over as Moe unlocked the cage. With that, the female spix macaw went flying in the air as she flapped her wings and lowered herself safely on the table.
"Oh thank you, thank you so much gentlemen" The female macaw thanked the stooges
Moe, Larry, and Curly turned around confusingly thinking she was talking to someone else before turning their attention back to her.
"You mean us?" Moe asked
"WHOA! You actually heard me?" the female macaw asked surprisingly
"Why Soitenly" Curly reassured her
"Yeah we got the same reaction when he talked to them" Larry pointed to Blu and the others
Blu and the others soon came flying down onto the table as Jewel was the first to speak to her.
"Hi you must be new here. My names Jewel and this is my husband Blu" Jewel introduced herself and Blu to her. "What's yours?"
"Oh thank you my names Naira" Naira introduced herself
Roberto chuckled feeling his body tingling. "Naira"
Mimi and walked over along with Eduardo as they both greeted her with their gratitude's.
"It's a real pleasure to meet you dear, my name is Mimi and this is my brother Eduardo" Mimi greeted herself her and then her little brother
"Please to meet you my dear" Eduardo greeted her
"The pleasure's all mine, sir" Naira greeted them
Carla, Bia, and Tiago came flying towards their parents as Blu and Jewel greeted them to her.
"This is our two daughter's Carla and Bia. Oldest and Middle" Blu introduced his daughters to Naira
"Hi" Carla and Bia waved to her
Jewel then introduced Tiago last to Naira. "And this is our youngest, Tiago"
"Hi" Tiago waved to her
Naira came up and pressed her cheeks together with her wings. "Aww you're so cute I could just eat you up"
She released his face making Tiago look all goofy and whacky as he smiled.
"Oh eat me up please, I'll be your newborn before you even know it" said Tiago getting all suave
Carla and Bia quietly walked up behind him before they both bopped him on the head with their wings.
(BOP)
(BOP)
"OW" cried Tiago feeling pain on his head. "Hey!"
Tiago started hitting Carla and Bia as the three conflicted a fight as they rolled around till they fell off the table and onto the rug.
Roberto was the last to greet her as he saw Naira walk up to him. His heart began to pound as his feathers began to tingle; he tried to find the exact words to say to him but he just couldn't spit'em out. He stayed where he was like he was a stature before Naira came up to him smiling.
"Hello I'm Naira, what's your name?" Naira asked kindly exchanging a wing-shake
Roberto smiled awkwardly before he slowly tried to raise his wing up. Naira knew what he was doing as she gently grasped his wing making Roberto flinch and she gently shook it with her wing.
"Are you okay?" Naira asked him
Roberto chuckled nervously. "What? Why of course I'm okay, why wouldn't I be?"
Naira smirked. "Your brawn is showing" she pointed out
Roberto confusingly looked down and shocked to see his brawn was pumping up and down again. He nervously chuckled as he placed his wings on his chest trying to make them stop but his brawn was so pumped up, it just didn't want to stop at all. He looked back at Naira and laughed nervously.
Naira's reaction stayed happy before she stifled a small laugh.
"It's okay, I know how you feel. I had that same reaction when I first met a guy" Naira kindly reassured him
Suddenly Naira felt something pumping as she looked down shocked to see her brawn was also pumping up and down as well as Roberto's. Roberto was also shocked to see it too as he stifled a laugh feeling like he wasn't the only one.
"You see what I mean?" Naira pointed out
"I guess that make us both reserved don't you think?" Roberto told her
Roberto and Naira bursted out into laughter feeling amused by their lacks of shyness. The others laughed along with them.
"Oh and by the way, I'm Moe" Moe introduced himself to Naira
"I'm Larry" Larry introduced himself
"And I'm Curly" Curly introduced himself while finger-snapping
"Well Moe, Larry, and Curly, everyone it's really nice to meet you all" said Naira feeling so much love come to her
"Naira please call us by our first name" Larry told her
"And what's that?" Naira asked
"Three. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK" Curly told her before he and Larry started laughing hysterically
(LAUGHING)
Moe frowned furiously before he bopped Larry and Curly in the stomachs and then on the heads.
(BOP)
"Oh!" cried Larry and Curly as they bent over
(BOP)
"Oh!" cried Larry and Curly as they bent back up
"Shad up you guys!" Moe yelled at them
Billy then knelt down on the ground before Moe introduced her to the boy.
"Oh and this is our nephew Billy Nelson. Billy Nelson this is Naira He's a real bird lover" Moe introduced Naira to Billy
"Hello" said Billy as he slowly raised his hand out to pet her
Naira smiled before she hopped on the boy's wrist and crawled all the way up till she perched onto the young boy's shoulder. Billy slowly stood back up as the two stared at each other for a moment. The boy then raised two fingers out and he began to pet her beak gently making Naira purr soothingly
"(SQUAWK)" Naira squawked happily
"Hi Naira" Billy greeted her
Naira smiled back before she rubbed her beak on the boy's soft cheek as she purred with delight. The purring made Billy giggle as Naira continued to rub herself on him. Just then the others came walking back into the family room.
"Well what happened?" Moe asked Linda
"Boys we've decided to take the trip" Linda said excitedly
"And the best part is you're coming along with us!" Tulio said excitedly
"Isn't that great!" said Fernando excitedly
"Oh boy a break in Africa! It's tremendous" said Moe excitedly
"It's colossal" said Larry excitedly
"You said it, it's putrid" said Curly excitedly
Moe and Larry furiously turned to him before deciding they should do a celebration dance as the three began doing they're old Russian-style dance. As they danced Billy and the birds watched them go off as Eduardo shook his head in annoyance.
Well everyone another chapter is finally finished!
Now you all know! Naira is now in my story and she is also Roberto's love interest
And again I'm sorry for the long wait, I do apologize. But anyway please review and keep spreading me some more ideas and stay tuned because more will be coming your way!