Author's Note: And We are back! here is the second chapter for you bronies out there. start reading, and have fun!
Also, thanks to .liu for his OC, which you will all see very soon...
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not in anyway, owned by Felix other than My OC Felix Verdun, every other character belongs to their respective owners.
Felix Verdun POV
I woke up to the sound of someone knocking on the door. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and walked over to the door. I opened it to reveal a mare in a maid's uniform.
"Her Majesty awaits you at the dining table!" She chirped.
"Just let me change first." I yawned, as I shut the door.
"hmmm… maybe a mix of a SWAT officer and a military uniform?" I thought, and conjured it with my magic. I had a Urban Camo SWAT helmet with the riot glass faceplate, (If you don't know what I'm talking about, think of CSGO.) along with a decal of two energy swords crossed. and the rest were standard U.S. Military gear with the United States flag on the arms.
"I like it. but I think maybe I should add this." I proceeded to conjure a Bayonet Fade, which looked like an exact replica of the one from Counter Strike.
"And finally. I've been waiting for this…." I conjured a modified SG-553 rifle along with a crap ton of magazines. The magazines all clattered on the floor.
"Oh shit. I forgot." I muttered and conjured a Condor 3 Day Assault pack, and then stacked the SG magazines into the pack.
"Are you okay in there?" The maid called out. Guess the noise of the magazines was pretty loud.
"Yeah, just wait a sec." I called out, and checked myself to make sure I didn't forget anything. I then pushed the door open, and the maid recoiled in fear.
"Oh. sorry about that." I pushed my visor up, so that my face was visible. The maid relaxed a bit, but was still pretty tense.
"Is it okay If I know your name?" I ask kindly.
"Feather Duster." She replies.
" Kay then. Can you show me where the dining hall is?" …forgetting what happened a few seconds ago in a instant? Nailed it.
"Just follow me. its right this way!" Feather Duster chirps with a cheerful tone in her voice.
" Sure Kamerad." I replied, while slinging my SG on my right shoulder with it's strap. We continued walking down several halls, and passed several guards. We eventually reached our destination, in which when I turned to talk to Feather Duster, she had already disappeared.
"Ich schwöre, diese Ponys sind wie Meuchelmörder." I muttered in German, as I continued into the dining hall.
"Auntie, what is a filthy commoner doing here?" I heard a unbelievably annoying and snobbish voice call out. As I put my head up to see who had just insulted me, some prick in a suit and with tan coloured hair got into my face.
"Go back to your farmlands, commoner. Only royalty are allowed to eat here." this guy droned on. At this point, my hand reached to unclip the bayonet from my G3 and stab him. Celestia could obviously tell what I was about to do with the murderous intention my face displayed.
"Blueblood, please refrain from insulting my guests. He is capable of killing everyone is this room." Celestia cut in.
"I can do anything to this commoner. He is nothing compared to me." this prick, who I assumed is Prince Blueblood judging by acting like a pure ass spat on me. That is it. A click could be heard as my bayonet was unclipped from my modified SG, and I twisted it and pointed it at his throat.
"Im capable of killing, son. And another thing? Your ugly." I said with a smirk, as I remembered one of my favourite games.
"You dare try to attack a prince? Guards! Arrest him!" Blueblood demanded, and I was surrounded by spears and armour. I calmly walked over to a open seat, with the guards following along. And then I simply clipped my bayonet to my SG and sat down. I couldn't have gave more fucks. Blueblood just sat on the floor, with a unbelievable look on his eyes. I simply ignored the spears and continued to eat. After about one minute of silence, the guards simply shrugged and went back to their business. Meanwhile, Blueblood stood there with his mouth agape, unbelieving of what he had just seen.
"You trying to catch flies, son?" I ask teasingly. Blueblood looks at me with a huff and simply walks back to his seat.
"So, I noticed that Luna isn't here today." I commented, and Celestia began to answer.
"Yesterday just happened to be a special occasion. Luna rules the court during the night, while I rule the court during the day."
"huh. I thought so. Anyways, I thought maybe I could explore a bit. Go outside the city. any ideas?" I asked.
"I do have an idea, actually. Perhaps you can go explore Ponyville. My protégé happens to live there." She suggested.
"Kay then. where is the ride?" I ask.
"Its at the train station. Im fairly sure you will be able to find it."
"Best get going then. Tell them Im coming so that there are no misunderstandings."
"I will send them a letter." By then, I had already left. Walking down the streets of Canterlot reminded me of Skyrim. I eventually reached the train station and saw that the entire train was fucking pink.
"Bumsen…" I muttered as I stepped into the train. After something like two hours, I heard a Conductor shout Ponyville and got off the train. Upon exiting the station, I saw a fairly peaceful town. I began to walk into the street when I realised I had no fucking idea where Celestia's Protégé lived.
"Scheiße…" I muttered and decided to ask around. I spotted a orange tinged mare with a stetson on her head.
"Ma'am?" I ask. When she turns around to look at me, my heart stops. She had beautiful emerald green eyes. oh for fucks sake Felix, you came here to fight! not to find romance!
"Can ah help you? she asks in a southern accent.
"I was wondering if you perhaps know of Celestia's Protégé?"
"Oh, ya mean Twilight? She lives in the big tree over there." She points, and sure enough, there is a bloody tree with windows and a door.
"Thanks mate." I give her a wink, and she blushes. I deadpanned and decided to leave at that point.
"Wait!" I stopped and turned around.
"Ah never got ya name. What is it?" She asks.
"My name is Felix. Felix Verdun."
"Well, mah name is Applejack. nice to meet ya."
"I better get going. Perhaps i will see you around."
"Maybe. It was nice knowing ya." She turns around and leaves.
I shrugged and ran up to the treehouse. I was about to knock on the door when I saw something Blue flash in the distance. I shrugged and decided to take a hike towards the unnatural light. I could see a blue swirling vortex in front of me. I peered into it and that was when a man clad in a Delta force operator uniform dives through the portal, and hits me in the gut.
"Sohn von a Weibchen!" I shouted as the intense pain of his helmet hitting my stomach registered. I rolled around, holding my gut in pain as the Delta Operator shook his head to clear his senses. His helmet had fallen off, revealing a cap sitting backwards on top of his head. Peeking underneath was brown hair and piercing brown eyes. I could see that he was around 20 or 30 years old and he had a lot of facial hair. His main weapon, a HK 416, had been tossed to the ground, although he still had a holstered HK45CT. He quickly whipped his sidearm right at my face, but relaxed when he saw the United States flag on my arms.
"Relax, Im a friendly." I told him, and he looked around to see his surroundings.
"Where the hell am I?" he asked, "And is that...a house in a tree?"
"Yep," I replied, " You are currently in the land of Equestria, which is inhabited by humanoid ponies. Specifically the town of Ponyville, however. Also, in the middle of buttfuck nowhere." I proceeded to conjure a canteen and drank out of it. The operator simply blinked at the canteen.
"By the way, what's your name? My name is Felix. Felix Verdun."
"My given name is Roger. First Lieutenant Roger Hudson."
"Kay then. Considering that we are the only humans in this entire world, I suggest you follow what I say for now." The pair of men made their way to the treehouse, and knocked on the door.
"Im coming!" they heard from the other side of the door. Felix snickered until Roger smacked him on the helmet, effectively shutting him up.
"Hello what do you need…" was all we heard until the door slammed shut, right into both of our faces.
"BUMSEN!" I shouted, as the door fucking opened again, revealing a mare with a purple tinge in her skin, and also a mixture of purple, dark purple, and pink hair.
"Im so sorry for that. Spike tends to overreact to a lot of things." Twilight explained.
"No shit, sherlock." I commented, as Roger began to speak. "Felix here came to visit you."
"Umm… Why?" questioned Twilight.
"Because Celestia suggested it." I muttered, while holding my head.
"Here, let me help you. I can stop your headache." Offers Twilight.
"Nah, its fine. I'll live."
"If its okay, do you mind If you two tell me more about yourselves? I think its better if we were more comfortable."
"Sure mate."I chirped, While Roger simply took a seat.
"First of all, I noticed that none of you have a tinge of colour in your skin. Why is this?" Twilight asked, while grabbing a pen and notepad in a writing position.
"Well, first of all, we aren't ponies, Twilight." Roger spoke slowly. Twilight blinked.
"okay, then what exactly are you?" She asked slowly. I snapped my fingers and conjured a muffin. Twilight watched, mouth agape as I conjured a cup of hot chocolate as well. Roger didn't seem surprised, as he had seen me conjure a canteen earlier.
"We are humans! and as for how we got here, I have no fucking clue." I mumbled out of my muffin.
Twilight just stared at us, almost as if she thought we were playing a prank. "Your joking, right?" Twilight asked. Was that fear in her voice that I could hear? eh, maybe because of the guns.
"Don't worry Twilight, the guns have their safeties on."
"You do know what your race is, right? They are the most violent and dangerous species in the universe!" Twilight exclaimed. I just stared at Roger, and he stared back. There was a long silence in the room, until Roger cleared his throat.
"Twilight, I can assure you that we are not a threat. If we were, I doubt Equestria would still exist." Roger explained.
"Besides, I didn't conjure a nuke yet!" I spoke with a muffled voice, as my mouth was buried deeper into my muffin.
…."okay then. can you perhaps tell us about your species habits and diets?"
"Sure Twilight, as you can see at my mouth, we are omnivores"…. I began to look around the building. Apparently it was a Library, so of course there was something about its denizens, right? I saw a book that caught my eye.
"Mythical Creatures of the Universe." I muttered, and proceeded to grab it. I flipped around until I found the page I was looking for.
"Humans, also known as Homo Sapiens. A intelligent, deceitful and very dangerous race, they have been known to wage many wars across it's entire history. Although details about their current status are unknown, it has been told by survivors that the humans are not to be taken lightly of. If seen, proceed with caution." huh. At least they got most parts right.
I walked back to the pair who were still engaged in their conversation. I aimed at Roger and tossed the book. Instead of bonking him on the head like I expected, he caught it with one hand and opened it directly to the page I had been looking at. he showed the book to Twilight to explain probably about more of it.
"You guys can continue your chit-chat, Im going to take a walk."
"That won't be necessary, Felix. We just finished our talk."
"kay then. Roger, you wanna go and explore this town?" I asked.
"Actually, I was hoping If you could meet my friends. They are coming very soon, and I would like for you to meet them!" Twilight beamed at me.
"bumsen Sie mich…" I muttered, and I took a seat next to Roger. I began to play around with my knife, and while Roger simply sat there, completely rigid. after five minutes of waiting, a knock could be heard at the door.
"That must be them!" Twilight exclaimed, and opened the door. In the doorway, I could see at least four different mares at the doorway. One of them had pink hair and a tinge of yellow in her skin, and also surprisingly had feathered wings. The one who was acting kinda like a noble had purple hair, and a albeit pale tinge to her skin. The third one had pink hair as well, but her skin was tinged pink. huh. double pink. Her name definitely involves pink then. The last one to come through the door made me freeze. It was the same mare that I saw earlier and asked for directions at the Town Square. We both froze at the sight of each other, and I decided to break the ice and simply replied,
"Nice to make your acquaintance, Miss Applejack." I greeted, and shook her hand. Roger smirked at me which I replied with a scowl. I sat back down again and Roger elbowed me in the shoulder.
"Already infatuated? You changed your look on me dude."
"Oh for fucks sake, can you just stay quiet?"
"Fine."
"So, I assume that you have already met Applejack?" Twilight asks me.
"Yeah, I asked her for directions to your treehouse." I replied.
"Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie! Wait! Both of you are new!" She gasps, and fucking tears a hole through the air, and jumps in. Me and Roger just stared at where she was a moment ago.
"What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened." Roger spoke slowly.
"Don't question it. She's just being Pinkie Pie." Twilight explained. The one with the purple hair walked up to us in a classy manner.
"My name is Rarity, and I own the Carousel Boutique." She explained. huh. So she makes clothes. Most likely a Fashion Designer.
"Although I must say, who made your clothes? they look horrible!" She exclaimed, and I groaned.
"Its camouflage. Its supposed to keep me alive and hidden from enemies, not to be a fashion statement." I said with a irritated tone.
"Why do you need to wear it to keep you alive?" Twilight questioned.
"Im the head of command of the Equestrian Royal Army. No duh."
"Which means?…" Twilight continued.
"He is a soldier, and I am as well. as you can see with the weapons we are carrying, our job is to bear arms." Roger explained, and Rarity slowly backed away from me and Roger.
"BUT that doesn't mean we are going to suddenly kill everyone in this room." Roger explained. Everyone was quiet and I could feel the tension in the air. Deciding to break the ice, I warped in five cups of hot chocolate and offered them to everyone, which they accepted.
"By the way, can you tell me your name?" I asked the timid yellow mare hiding in her seat. I heard something slightly, but I couldn't register.
"Uhh, maybe a little louder hon?" I asked, and Twilight cut in.
"her name is Fluttershy." She spoke for her, and I snorted at it. Her name represented her personality. Maybe its the same with everyone here.
"Okay then. If you don't know already, my name is Felix, and my buddy over there is Roger. We are both non-ponies and are humans." I stated, loud and clear.
"I think maybe you should explore the town. Maybe you two could find something interesting." Twilight offered.
"Sure thing mate." I said as me and Roger walked out of the doorway.
"LOOK OUT!" we heard someone shout, and I dove out of the way just as a mare with a blue tinge to her skin and a hair colour of the rainbow crash into Roger, tumbling both of them back into the treehouse.
Skipper POV
It was surprising when Felix dove out of the way, just for me to catch the full force of a mare right into the gut. As I shook my head, I took notice of how she seemed to have feathered wings like Fluttershy. When she opened her eyes, however, I noticed that her eyes were a startling reddish pink, while the most common I have seen were green, purple or somewhere in the range of blue and green. And also the fact that they were glaring at me.
"So, you mind getting off me?" I groaned out, as I began to rise.
I could see Felix snickering in the doorway, while everyone else just stared on.
"Rainbow Dash, where were you? you never came!" Twilight exclaimed. huh. so this mare that just slammed into me is a friend of Twilight and also has the name of Rainbow Dash. I stood up and offered her a hand, which she took.
"Hey Roger, I bet you enjoyed every moment of it." I heard Felix shout out with a shit eating grin. before I could retaliate, however, Rainbow Dash punched him in the gut, in which Felix doubled over.
"heheh… I guess I deserved that…" Felix managed to get out before falling down, holding his gut in pain. I could tell it hurt Rainbow Dash as well, considering that she was holding her hand.
"My name is Roger. Its a pleasure to meet you." I stuck out my hand, which she shook. after a long time of introductions, Me and Felix began to walk out of the doorway.
"Its time for us to look around the town, considering we haven't been out here that much." Felix called out, as we began to walk down the road.
"Okay then, but make sure to come back before night!" Twilight calls out.
"Sure thing!" we both call out, as we began our exploration.
? POV
"So these are our new arrivals… although they don't look much, they can still prove to be a thorn in our plans… we should erase them." The being laughs, and conjures a confused terrorist carrying a AK47, looking completely dazed.
Who is this mystical being? and what are his intentions with our two men? Find out in the next chapter!
Editor's Note:
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