I know, I know… you all hate me for not updating in forever. So first, let me just say this: I'm SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! (Really, I am). Secondly, let me explain: See, I lost my data stick with the practically FINISHED chapter on there, so I waited, to see if I would find it. I didn't. I still didn't. I STILL didn't. I tried not to panic, but by that time, I had writer's block, and soon, I forgot all about this story. Waits for all the boo's and insults to stop. I know, I know. I'm either the devil's spawn or mentally retarded. But aren't you glad I finally realized it, and now you have a brand new chapter? Enjoy!

Previously on "Is It A Perfect Day?"-"Gilmore Girls":

Luke just looks at her in shock for a minute.

Lorelai is starting to get worried about him when she realizes that she just called him Luke, and he's probably wondering why.

"I hope you don't mind, I wanted to give you a temporary name, so I gave you Luke." She explains to him.

"Lucas is a very respectable name." Richard replies from behind Lorelai, and Luke could tell from the fact that she was trying very hard not to burst out laughing that she had been thinking that earlier.

"Oh no, I don't mind," he stammers, "in fact my name is actually-"

He was interrupted by a knock on the front door.

"For God's sake! Does no one sleep anymore?!" Emily screeches, frustrated at being forced outside her comfort zone.

Richard sighs, "I'll get it, continue with what you were saying Luke." He pauses, "If that is your name." Richard chuckles, clearly amused at the reference he had made.

Luke chuckles as well, to amuse the man. "Good one sir."

Lorelai rolls her eyes, and Luke winks at her, to let her know he's just trying to be polite. She rewards him by giving him another dazzling smile.

"It was, wasn't it?" Richard says, apparently quite proud of himself. "And it's Richard, to you." He adds.

"Oh, alright Richard." Luke replies, a bit taken aback at getting on his good side so quickly. "That's very kind of you to give me the privilege."

Richard was about to respond when the doorbell went off again… three times. It was clear that the person at the door was irritated at having to wait so long.

"Alright, alright," Richard grumbles, "goes to my house, rings my doorbell, all at God knows what time, and can't even wait five seconds." He continues down the hallway.

"Soooooo, what were you gonna say?" Lorelai asks, after Richard left.

"Oh, right, um…you know how you call me Luke?" Luke asks her in reply.

"Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh…….." Lorelai responds, smirking at him.

"Wwweeelllllllll……." Luke says playfully, imitating her. "my name…really is….Luke."

Lorelai's eyes widen, and her jaw drops, causing her mouth to form a perfect O. Luke just had to grin at her reaction, she was so cute.

"No WAY!" Lorelai practically squeals. "I was right?!"

Luke smirks, "Yep."

"Really?"

"Uh huh."

"You're not kidding?"

"Nope."

"So a camera crew isn't gonna pop up out of nowhere?" Luke chuckles at her antics.

"Uh uh."

"It's for real?"

"Yes." He was gonna run out of different ways to say yes soon.

"I REALLY guessed your name?"

"Yeah."

"Seriou-"

"Lorelai that is enough!" Emily yells, interrupting their banter. "He's said yes a million times. A lady never asks more than twice, because not only is it impolite, she should never have to. She should always be listening, NOT speaking unless spoken to!"

Lorelai was finally annoyed enough to tell her mother off, and was about to do just that, when Luke interrupted.

"Mrs. Gilmore, really, it's fine." Luke says, reassuringly, "In fact, it's more than fine. My spirit's a little down, considering what happened, and listening to Lorelai here, acting so fun, is really a joy."

For a moment, and just a moment, Emily Gilmore was actually…speechless? Lorelai closes her eyes and shakes her head, but when she opens them, her mother was still standing there, speechless. She was just staring at Luke like he was a prince in desgui-

"Well… Luke… that's very kind of you to say, but I want my daughter to be a lady to everyone, so I've got to get her into the habit now." Emily replies, straightening herself. "Oh well, it was nice while it lasted." Lorelai thought.

Lorelai looks over to Luke, to see if he wanted any help with her mother. Apparently not. "Well, Mrs. Gilmore, a lady would help an injured young man out of the cold street, would she not? A lady would help clean his wounds, a lady would help bandage his wounds, and so on, would she not?"

Emily had to admit, a true lady, one who wasn't just for show, would do all those things. "Yes." she mumbles in response.

"Than I would say Lorelai's done her fair in being a lady for tonight. Now, she should just enjoy herself." Luke says, finishing his proper,-but-still-a-rant rant.

He turns to Lorelai, and saw her looking at him in awe. He couldn't help but feel pride burst forward out of him.

Emily excuses herself, embarrassed at being one-upped, and went to her bedroom.

As soon as she was gone, Lorelai hugs Luke. She holds on tightly, but not too tight, as to not hurt him. Pain, however, was the last thing on his mind at the moment.

All Luke could think about, was how amazing she felt against him, how soft her cheek felt against his, how her hair smelled like flowers, vanilla, and a soft scent that was just all her. He could soon become addicted to these hugs.

All Lorelai could think about, was how strong he felt against her, how his slight stubble lightly scratching her cheek felt so amazing, how he smelled like a cologne she didn't know the name of, aftershave, and a faint scent that was just all him. She could soon become addicted to these hugs.

However, it has to end sometime, and soon she pulls back.

"What was that for?" He says softly, so she can't hear how husky his voice had gotten.

"For defending me." She says simply, giving him another shining smile.

Luke smiles back in return, and vows than and there to try his hardest to make her smile like that at least once a day, for as long as he lives. He knows that he has made a lot of promises, but he swears anyways, because Lorelai Gilmore was becoming a person he hope would stay in his life for a long time.

Meanwhile

Richard sighs as he opens the door. Imagine his surprise when he finds a police officer standing on his doorstep. "Uh, can I help you officer?"

"Yes sir. I'm looking for a young man named Lucas Danes, owner of that truck." the officer replies, pointing over to the truck on the other side of the street. The rain had lighten up, so Richard could see fairly clearly the nearly destroyed truck.

"My God! No wonder he's so banged up." Richard says in alarm. He looks over at the police officer again. "Would you like to come in? He's upstairs, my daughter is tending to him."

"Yes, thank you." the officer says simply as he steps into the house. His badge said Officer M. Andrews.

"I found the car as I was making my daily patrol, and there was identification in the car, miraculously unharmed." Officer Andrews continues as he follows Richard up the stairs. They stop at the top.

"Did you find out what happened?" Richard asks, concerned.

"Yes, I called the station after I had checked the status of the car. I'll explain later when we are with Mr. Danes, but to make a long story short, a drunk driver hit him." Officer Andrews replies as they continue to make their way to Luke's room.

"Did you find the person responsible?" Richard asked as they stopped once more, just in front of Luke's door.

"Yes sir, I did. We got a call a couple of hours later about a drunk young man who was urinating on a garden belonging to a couple a few blocks away from here. It turns out the damage to his car would be congruent with the damage done to Mr. Danes car." was the reply/explanation. Officer Andrews reaches for the doorknob only to be stopped again by a very curious Richard.

"Well? Who was it?" He asked impatiently.

Officer Andrews saw the man as no real harm, and figured that Mr. Danes would tell the man who offered him a bed everything anyways. So he told him…

"What?!" Richard exclaims. "Are you absolutely certain?"

"Yes sir, a young man was arrested today for drinking and driving, urinating on private property, and doing what is considered a Hit-and-Run, even if he was drunk. And that young man's name was and is Christopher Hayden."

Sooooo, did you like the super long chapter? Are you still mad? Are you happy now that I've made Christopher evil? OH! Here's a cheesy knock-knock joke that matches this chapter:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Aren't you police

Aren't you police who?

Aren't you police that I made Luke kick Emily's butt for Lorelai?!

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