gon was so shoked like omg how u hving a baby "but killu ur like 12. MAYBE 14 how"

"tru luv conquers all obstacles babe" killu looked so serene lieing like that n gon kinda wanted to french him but he saw hisoka in the corner n rememberd he was still work.

"ill see u l8r my luv" n then gon kissed killlua super sweetly. like chcolate syrup level sweetly. killu blushed like the red fish from the dr seus book everyone read as a child. so cute.

*******L8R************

"MY SWEET I AM HOME" gon was so happy 2 be home. ome w his bf. except they werent alone in the living room were….kurapika and leorio!

"wats this i hear abt u hving a bby wtf gon n killua u both ARE babiues" leorio sed. but he dint understand. he wasnt a father.

"tru luv leorio u dont need to be old to raise the future yooth" gon was so calm killua was like omg…..my bf….so kool…

"ye n u kinda need to be a baby to raise a baby u kno...like u relate" killua wanted to be kool too

"okie if ur gonna hv a baby then u must be prepared ok im here 4 u" kurahpika was resigned but he was happy. his eyes were a little red n he was going to be a grandtfather!

"thts cool…..ur still like 12 doe" leorio was still unconvinced

"theres speculation that we could be 14" gon said. he put a hand over killus stomach n felt smth move. "omg killua i felt the baby!"

"I-IDIOT its just me! im really hu ngry" he said blushing like a cute strawberry.

"ok! lets go eat smth" gon was so happy. leorio wasnt happy but it was smtill smth.

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******A COUPLE WEEKS L8R*********

killu was going 2 gons work again bc he was so bore d. nothing to do bc stress isnt good for the bby and he wanted some chcooclate milk the way gon makes it.

he wanted to walk tho n didnt take his giant skatebord bc today was The Day. he was gonna ask gon to marry him so they culd be happy n live together w a baby n hv tax benefits.

he went in n gon was cleaning up so killu went right up to him n was like "gon will u marry me" gon was so shocked. like so shocked. he looked a lil like killua after a rly good run.

"YES OMGG YES!" gon put his arm around killus waste n starting frenching right there. gon was so warm he felt like a laptop after its been used all day. like thats how warm n hot he felt.

hisoka poped up behind real quick tho. "whats going on here whos getting married"

"KILLUA JUST PROPOSED" gon was so happy n killu was so happy.

"when is it"

"wer gonna hv a fall wedding in november ok" killu was so happy but that was so weird? gon was confused he wanted to get married like tmrw. gon told him s0.

"but gon i WANT A FALL WEDDING"

"babe i wanna marru you tmrw so we can live together LETS MARRY TMRW" gon was so upseti like they would be so cute married y did killu wanna wait like so lonbg who cares abt fall?

"tmrws too soon no" killu was so cold w this gon was so confused. where was his sweetheart

"wat? but i wanna live w u killuaaaaa"

"gon ur making a maountain out of a molehill chill. n theres only space here for 2 other mountains" killua was so done who did gon think he was getting married the next day lke they were romeo + juliet. no. fuck that shit.

"what mountains?"

"DEEZ NUTS" killua dropped his shit n left the premisses. he was kinda happy gon got reckt so hard like so har.d like not usual wreckt, not reckt, not even skrekt! no. he was tyrannosaurus reckt.

he was so content in it he dint notice that he didnt eat anything an dthere was a car coming until BAAAAAAAAANG FLOOOOOOOOOF n killua could ear the sounds of gon n hisoka running out b4 he blacked out.

**********TO B CONTINUED***