The Malfoy-Potter Family: Gone Baby Gone

The continuing Mayhem at the Gringotts

All the mistakes are mine

for Harry and Draco it was dreadful seeing their son getting on that dangerous contraption carrier it was the thought of a scratch on their precious first-born Draco was near faint when how saw what his son was getting on

"Ooh Harry my little Cassy ''

''Draco love now's not the time to despair we've got to get to him before he hurts himself

and i woke up today for some time with my family ''

''Draco let's go'' Harry pulled Draco along as they were running toward the entrance

the parents were in full speed and they missed Cassius by the hair length as the cart Cassius was on started to move

''Ooh fuck'' Harry exclaimed then pulled Draco in the next cart and as it started to move down the lane they saw Cassius cart was speeding down to the deeper darker part of Gringotts

''Harry cant we speed this thing up''

'' I would have, except he s dampening our magic ''

''what ?''

''he s cancelling our magic ''

''huh? ''

''you and me are powerful, now take the powerful sides of us and combine them ''

''what ''

''Ooh honestly Draco one would think_''

''is that an insult i hear pending ''

Harry blushed tomato

''sorry love as we are catching up to him let me give you a short explanation''

''make it shorter were reaching little Cassy ''

''well okay '' Harry would try to explain with his eyes glued to little Cassy carrier

''to make it short he's a better part of us two making him power be twice of ours ''

''Ooh Merlin that little boy is going to get spanked today'' Draco looked at Harry like he was from planet Pluto

''say what now?'' Draco exclaimed in a loud pitch

''i mean it that kid is so going to get padded today ''

''Ooh no son of nine is getting spanked '' Draco shot back at his husband

''who spank their kids anyway ''

''well grown up do when kids misbehave '' Harry replied to Draco

"Ooh think again Harry dear scar head wild hair that looks so yummy'' Draco was getting sidetracked then remembered the spanking he received from his hubby green man

'' Ooh Harry we aren't spanking him unless you want to forgo sex with me,

spank my kid heh i d love to see you try '' Draco mocked his husband

''wow chill Draco I'm just shooting the shit ''

''is that one of the ruddy Muggle expressions '' Draco asked Harry

''why yes love and no I wont spank him,,

''ooh Harry look it stopped at that archway there,,

Harry's face went white extra pale

''harry what's wrong you're looking so pale it rival mine '' Draco said looking worried at his husband

''ooh fuck my, ooh Merlin goodness mother frog karma''

''harry im a little scared why are you cussing in this dark hole ''

''Draco remember that story i told you about the Helga Hufflepuff cup''

''yeah you told me that you got it in crazy cranny auntie bella''

''yea remember what we had to pass to get to these old caves vaults''

''yeah you said you fought a...oooh fuck a fucking dragon'' Draco went white than white bleached sheets after a tumble in the dryer

''ooh Harry what if what will i do?...what?...ooh my goodness.''

the cart was speeding down and Draco was the first one to get off with Harry hot on his trail

nothing in the wizarding world could have prepared them for what they were seeing

''ooh fuck Harry i swear if my son inherited any less of your Gryffindork luck we would be in alotta shit right now''

there in front of them was a dragon and little Cassius were sitting on a byzantine rug chatting with each other, the dragon was blowing cough of smokes in a series of wheezing and little Cassius was blowing spit bubbles

Harry and Draco had to sit down and let the scene sink in cause even that image was too wierd in so many ways that it was almost illegal to mention cause it could give one a direct trip to Janus Thickney mental illness ward with no parole or getting out-day

and there it was a dragon and a child having an afternoon tea, only without the tea set and with an extra mocha of tension in the air

''Harry...that...is...cassy ...and with him chatting is a twenty-foot dragon... pinch me Harry so i would know this isn't a post coitus sensation im feeling''

Harry looked awkward at his Draco then pinched him

''ook ooouw Harry i didn't mean that hard''

''so this isn't a dream Draco please pinch me to undream me ''

Draco took his left foot-slipper and slapped it on Harry face foot

''ooou Draco that hurt''

''ooh man up lover i just had Slinky give me a pedicure and im not breaking my fingernails cause you're need a good pinch''

Harry looked at Draco and was confused at Draco behaviour but decided to just chalk it up to one of draco moments like that moment when Draco slapped a metal guard suit just for being there when he slipped and fell on a persian tiger fur rug

or that time when Draco yelled at a red rose just because it had a red Gryffindor colour

or that time when ... ''ooow Draco stop hitting me ''

''harry you were day dreaming while our son is out there with a giant dragon

okay then let's go and get him ''

once again they were stopped by a force field and could only watch as everything just happens in a wierd way

they sat there and watched as little Cassy blabbed something that at least sounded funny to the dragon and it released a wierd sort of laugh

dragon boisterous laugh produced a stream of fire heading straight for little Cassy

Harry and Draco watched their faces contorting into worry

but little Cassius just stared at the fire and banged his rattle at the floor and a shimmering pale purple shield sprang up in front of him stopping the fire and bouncing it to the wall

then little Cassy levitated himself wrongly his face looking at the floor with his bum mooning his parents

''harry is little Cassy mooning us ''

''Draco my dear after today when it come to Cassy anything is possible even the impossible sort of lose its meaning when Cassy is involved''

little Cassius continued on levitating himself forward heading direct towards a vault door

then put himself down and started to craw towards the vault door

''Draco isn't that the family vault, Cassius is crawling towards''

then the door to the vault opened and Cassy crawled in

Harry and Draco also rushed in and were thankful that there wasnt any shield to shield them

and there on the wall just by the door the portrait of the first mafloy to cross the big pond from france to old Britannia

''ooh lord Harry that portrait is a upnose snob''

''you mean even more of a snob than you ''

''yeah im on level 2 of snobness while he's on at least two hundred

ish

Merlin help us''

''you little thing down there you crawling thing oooh yes you ''

Normandy Malfoy portrait looked at Cassius who was crawling on the floor

''you little red bug, what in Merlin cows are you doing in here?...this is a Malfoy vault ''

''you don't ignore me you little bug im talking to you''

''don't you know im the first Malfoy to dare cross the sea to Britannia ''

''you little squish thing turn and look up here''

Harry and Draco were fuming at what the portrait was saying at their precious little thing

little Cassius just about had enough of the insult

and was thankful for potter genes running through him...ooh the potter never backing down morale and stubbornness charging him then little Cassy looked up

little cassius swished his rattle at the royal Malfoy bag pipe, everything about the Malfoy is nearly royal hence the royal

the pipes stood up and coughed

''so old man in an old portrait spewing old words what do you want im busy''

''hey dad, hey papa''

''my dear little egg im a Malfoy, tremble in front of my potrait''

''old man are you even listening to yourself i mean im too much of a toddler to understand you and even i think your so full of it whatever that it is''

''how dare you say that in my Presence ''

''how dare you say that in front of a growing boy i maybe prone to psychologically damaged ''

at hearing psychological damage Harry and Draco decided to get their two cents in the talk

''hey grand-ancestor, i hope your stay in the portrait has been pleasant ''

harry looked at his husband as if he was an alien like how could he say that to the guy who was tormenting their little angel

''...my lord, i hope we aren't too annoying to your beauty stay over the course of a five millennia ''

''ooh yes you're a Malfoy indeed''

''...but my lord if you continue to harass my precious little son who i gave birth to when you weren't there and didn't feel any pain of pushing him out of me ''

''why you little...''

''no you listen you old fuddy duddy and listen good cause...''

'ooh yeah that's my husband' harry was so proud of his husband for putting the royal pain elder Malfoy in his proper place

''...if my son even display some...''

''daddy let me at him'' the pipes talked

''okay son ''

''why you all are filthy little minions...''

''no listen here old grand elder ancestor or whoever you think you are but...""

''but what...little bug im in a portrait you can't threaten me""

"" if you don't shut up ill paint your portrait white and sent you on to the next great adventure ''

'' now im going dad and papa im having so much fun ''

''so catch me if you can ''

and ooh im going to St Mungo next

so don't trouble grandma tah

Cassius dissaparrated out if the vault

harry looked at Draco and the portrait

''hey Draco lets just indulge him after all we get to spend this day together and that is all we want ''

''ookay but you're paying me with loads of sex ''

''well hopeful this will be over by the end of the day and I'll clear my week worth of schedule just for you ''

''well then let's go love '' harry and Draco apparated to the wizarding hospital

well folk that s it for the day