Europe
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"Wake up, Paris! We gotta go!" Barcelona yelled, pulling the covers off of Paris.
"Shut up, Barcelona…" Paris muttered. She stood, however, and glared at the short Spanish girl. Paris's blonde hair was up in a bun, since they all had decided to sleep in their clothes so they could be ready. They were the other members of the ECA; London, Dublin, Venice, and Copenhagen.
"Hey, remember? Copenhagen said to be nicer to me!" Barcelona jumped around the room, her red sundress swishing around her knees. She tightened her short brown ponytail, and skipped out of the room.
"Ugh." Paris smoothed out her pink shirt, and pulled on combat boots over her silver skinny jeans. Half the time, she was arguing with London, the other half, trying to get something done. She heard a crash, and sighed. "STOP BREAKING THINGS!" she yelled into the hall. They were a handful, but hey, they could cause some chaos when they wanted to.
America prodded China in the chest.
"C'mon, old man! You honestly think your little video game obsessed EMO could take my epic New York and Seattle? PLEASE!"
China raised an eyebrow at him, as if offended. "Oh,aru? I would like to point out that he is bigger than New York by FAR, and is NEARLY HALF AS OLD AS YOU, LITTLE BOY, ARU!"
"Little...? I'm 239!"
"I'm over 4,000 years old! So you shouldn't be disrespecting your elder, aru!" China exclaimed.
"NEW YORK COULD KICK YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE FLOWER FLAG BOY'S BUTT!"
"HONG KONG WOULD DESTROY YOUR DISRESPECTFUL, BAD MOUTHED, HORRIBLY RAISED IDIOT!"
"WELL, SEATTLE'S GONNA BEAT THAT PATHETIC LITTLE JERK!"
Hong Kong and New York City stood side by side, watching their older brothers skeptically. They turned and looked at each other, speaking in unison.
"This is gonna totally suck..."
Dublin grinned out the window of the train. He couldn't believe that in America, they didn't have trains. He jumped when his phone began buzzing. He pulled it out, and answered it. "Hello?"
"Hey, Dublin!" New York yelled.
"Oh, hi!" Dublin grinned even wider, if that was possible. "What's up?"
"Hey, so Big Bro and China just got in a huge fight… So me and Rainy-"
"WHAT DID I SAY?" Seattle's voice yelled.
"Sorry, me and Seattle have to fight Hong Kong. Ugh." New York said.
"So… you want me to help?" Dublin asked.
"Yep. Dude, it's tomorrow. Get over here as soon as you're done. Oh, and BRING PARIS! Hong Kong hates Paris!" New York hung up.
Dublin sighed, and then continued looking out the window. He saw the giant conference building come into view, and grabbed his bag, yelling "LET'S GO, LET'S GO, WE GOT 5 MINUTES!"
"SHUT UP, DUBLIN!" came the reply.
"We gotta go guys!" he said, dragging Venice out of her seat.
"Fine…" said Venice, who had been sleeping.
"So, what are you saying?" England yelled. "That I'm an idiot who can't make a trade agreement?"
"Um, yeah. That's literally what I just said, England." America said, glaring at China.
BOOM!
The doors to the conference room blasted open, and all the countries turned. Not again… they thought.
"Ciao!" Venice skipped in, wearing a black cat suit. "I'd duck if I were you!" She hit the ground, and the countries looked behind her at Dublin, London, and Copenhagen, holding large, black devices.
They tossed them into the room, and then hit the ground, as Venice had done. The devices exploded with a loud guitar chord. The nations all collapsed, knocked out cold. Barcelona skipped in, holding a basket of letters. She put one on each nation's chest, and skipped back out with the empty basket. Paris ran in, holding another stack of letters, and dumped them onto France.
"Let's go!" Paris said, and dragged London and Copenhagen out. Dublin pulled out a can of black spray paint, shook it, and sprayed 'ECA: The BEST cities EVER!', then, as an afterthought, sprayed 'Screw you, England'.
"Dammit, Dublin, they're gonna wake up soon!" yelled London, and Dublin ran out, after kicking England in the gut.
Venice pulled out her green phone, and called Tokyo. "Hey, your turn. We LITERALLY knocked them out cold."
"Hai. I've got everything planned." Tokyo said, and hung up.
"AWWW, VENICE, I WANTED TO CALL HER!" Yelled Barcelona.
"Shut up, Barcelona."
"Okay."