Now in the Queen's palace its a calm and quite where people talk when it most important ...and on a normal day everything goes on as usual the cook baking the jelly goodies and the scullery maids doing their thing...scrubbing pots and shine shinned floors ...except on the kitchen floor normalcy and silence are not observed ...its a loud place with frurry of activities ...on a good day...but whenever little Cassius land a good day turn into a day in the London food market on monday...Little Cassius apparated straight into the middle of the table in the middle of the kitchen
"Aaah me lord what the dickens?..."
the maid who was working the dough for cookies stopped. And gasped...
"Who's baby is this ...Madeleine. Madeleine !"
"Who's baby is on my table"
Cassius giggled at the maid...and crawled away ...
"Ooh ...who put that ugly thing on my table "
Now being a part malfoy ...well you know that gene which makes then closer to perfect little angelic...with a mean revenge streak...calling a malfoy ugly ...that's just asking for trouble let even on a sunny Sunday with green land a butterflies...once ago Lucius went after a woman who called draco a snivelling ugly child ...well that woman now begs in the dark street corner of Knot Turn alley shunned from all high and mighty society ...
Cassius turned back and parked his bum firmly on the table...and grinned evilly...don't ask me I'm just telling it as it is
Cassius opened his eyes wide and did the expression of cross eyed... And it all went to hell
The woman who went back to working the dough wiped the sweat coating her forehead and in that expanse... of little... closer to one and a half second ...the following happened
The dough changed to red and green chill pepper those kind which hurt just by looking at them and the mix turned to a finely chopped pieces...
A jug of hot water without steam vapors appeared near the woman
And then time flowed again...and the maid continued to work the dough (chill peppers mix)
There was a frurry of movement form other workers who heard the shout and though there was an invasion of some sort ...they all looked at the woman as if she was mad
"Ooh Madeleine ...its good your here come a be an impartial judge to the taste of the dough ...and let me know if it needs something extra"
"Mrs Bertha ...I'm not touching that never the less eating it " Madeleine eyed the woman with worry
"But Madeleine you're my taster "
"Not today ...do you even know how strange for you to ask me to taste that" Madeleine replied
"Oooh okay dearie ...I will taste it myself"
The maid scooped a two fingers worth of the mix and popped it in her mouth
At first she chewed as if it was nothing...then she went red all over the face and started to sneeze like an aerosol spray can...her lips went red and she started to cry
"Oooh it burns ..." the woman was in fully tear mode
"It taste really good...ooh mama ...mother...mommy my lips are on fire ..."
"Mommy. ...Jesus on a cross ...my lips are on effing fire"
All the staff tried to find cold water or sugar to help her
Madeleine found a box marked sugar and gave it to her
One word ...fuck...it wasn't sugar somebody had mixed the ground pepper box with a sugar box ...so what was sugar was actually...ooh wait she put it in her mouth and went berserk
"Oh mummy..."poor woman was beside herself on the floor trying to put off the chill in her mouth
"Wat ..." Madeleine asked
"You gave her more chillies "
"Oooh my god ..." Madeleine ran away
Mrs Bertha continued to cry while her lips looked like a dangerous desire shade of red lipstick...all plump and ready to burst
"Ooh theres a pitcher of water Mrs Bertha..."
The woman dived for the pitcher like batman ...and downed the whole jug
Now let me paint you and equation
Fresh chillies plus ground pepper plus hot water equals to
Well I don't have to tell you the answer you go and try for yourself. And don't blame me if you end up in the ER
Well safe to say the woman ended up in the ER and nobody noticed a little boy crawling away from the scene of the deserved pediatric revenge ...
The queens great grand child the boy is a curious little thing ...always noticing the goings on in his surrounding ...but a baby crawling inside his play room was a new thing
Baby talk(hey don't judge my story )
"Hey you what is you doing here"
Cassius paid the little boy no mind crawling away to the boy toys chest...
Cassius lifted his hand and the chest opened
"Hey you can't take those ...they're mine"
"Says who"
"My mom...now if you take them I all tell on you"
"Are you stupid or a retarded offspring of equally retarded parents?"
"Hey you can't say that to me I'm a prince"
"And I care because ..."
The little prince kept talking which in itself was grating on Cassius nerves giving him a headache
"Hey you want me to put you on a time out"
"What"
"Okay since you're young and stupid How many little boys of my age have you seen talking properly?"
"I haven't "
"How many boys have you seen open a chest of toys magically?"
"None"
"Well you should be nice ...unless you want me to turn you to a frog prince..."
"Heeeey...you can turn people into frogs"
"Yes"
"I mean grown people...like adults" ?
"Yes ...is this going somewhere?"
"Can you turn my great grandmama into a n old frog"
"Why ?"
"Because she always pinch my cheeks and she's a little weird"
"Weird how ?"
"She s old and she doesn't give me candies "
"Oooh you little boys "
"Hey I'm older than you "
"So what... I can do magic"
"So what"
"So I win you moron"
"Okay okay don't get mad ...I will be nice to you... if you turn my grandmama into a toad"
"And if I do"
"I'll be your friend forever..."
"Oooh great how did I get myself in this mess okay let's go"
"Okay this way ..."
The little prince started to walk towards little Cassius
"What are you doing "
"I'm going carry youx
"You do that and I will turn u into a parrot and lock you in a cage"
"Sorry ...so how's are we going to get therex
"Oooh god are you stupid ...I'm magical "
"So"
"So bring me your toy car the biggest one"
The little prince brought Cassius the green and red toy car
"Here ...what now"
Little Cassius "now you stay behind me for the safety measure
The prince :Why
Little Cassius: I'm a little boy doing magic meant to be done by the adults
The prince:So
Little Cassius: So ...have you ever heard the expression sparks will fly ...
The prince :Nope
Little Cassius :Exactly well I have now get behind me
"Okay" little prince said and ran behind Cassius
Cassius concentrated on the toy car and like magic it expanded and revved up
Little Cassius: Well lets get on ...more mischief to cause
The little prince and little Cassius got on the toy car and it revved up
Little Cassius :Hey you what do you call this car
The prince :It's a toy duh...
Little Cassius: Hello toy ...been good
The toy car revved up
Little Cassius :Heh...good...now can you get us to the queen chambers
The toy car revved up twice and sped off
The toy car went up till it reached the queen. Chambers and stopped
Little Cassius :Well lets get off
The boys got off the car and it sped off back towards the way they came in
Cassius slapped the door and it opened with a bang
The queen : ooh little prince ...come to grandma
The queen went to pick up the prince and pinched his cheeks ...the little prince looked at little Cassius pleading for him to do something
Little Cassius giggled and the queen turned around trying to locate the sound
The queen :Ooh who are you?
The queen started to advance towards Cassius
Little Cassius :if you come anyway near me and pinch my cheek I ll turn you into a rug and vaccum you till your threadbare
The queen : little boy who can talk with such manners and white golden hair
You're magical and a Malfoy...aren't you?
Little Cassius :spot on my dear lady...but unfortunately I have other stops to pass before da and pa catch up and I promised little prince a parting gift
The queen: Oooh what is it
This ...poof ...the queen turned into a frog
Little Cassius :Well promised and delivered ...I must be off now ...little prince
Little prince :Hey before you go can you promise me something
Little Cassius : what now
Little prince : lets be friends and come and visit me when you can
Little Cassius: okay that's do able ...
Little prince : how about tomorrow
Little Cassius :don't push it ...I fear I ll be grounded for a while ...so
Little Cassius threw the prince a coin...
Scratch that coin when you go to sleep and you'll popped magically into my room
Little prince : really?
Little Cassius :yes. ...really ...now bye
Little Cassius popped himself off