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Spoilers through RvB12-8: On Thin Ice
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"But …where are their friends?" murmured Jensen.
"You," Grif pointed. "Come."
Captain Simmons didn't speak on the way, although she told him how worried she—everyone—um! He looked at Grif.
Kimball knew four wasn't eight. Tucker told Simmons to lose his helmet and…
"Meet Franklin Donut."
"Hiya!"
Then yelling. Simmons knew our secrets and he was with the enemy?!
"He's gotta tell Doyle what I'm gonna tell you!" And Donut told.
Kimball's fingers spread in comprehension.
"If they only control communications satellites…" Jensen realized.
"Who's shooting down ships?"
Engine noise outside. Donut disappeared under Simmons's helmet.
Felix was back.
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This one was very difficult to get under one hundred words. It was a top-of-the-line ship full of highly desirable hardware. Did it really crash because Grif spilled his soda?
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