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Spoilers through RvB12-9: The Federal Army of Chorus

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"That fool Doyle won't believe you without evidence."

"Church found your voice logs!" yelled Caboose.

"That machine was destroyed with its Freelancer."

Wash smirked. "Carolina wasn't his Freelancer."

Epsilon materialized in Locus's grill. "Surprise, douche."

Wash breathed. Epsilon was heavy. The implants felt …clogged.

"There you are," Locus purred. "She guessed you'd come home."

Locus spoke, "Pretty little wires."

Something clicked in Wash's brainstem. Voice command accepted. Activating micro-EMP.

"Guys—!"

An electric punch. Caboose's jet-engine scream. Wash's visor and radio went black as shared neurons went supernova.

There was something worse than an AI almost dying in your head.

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