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Spoilers through RvB12-9: The Federal Army of Chorus

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"Let me be absolutely sure I have this," Carolina said, leaning over the scattered vid files, "both of you knew that Felix and Locus had worked together before—"

"—you're both paying them by the mission—"

"—they've both helped prevent every event that could have ended this conflict—"

"—and neither of you thought that you might be getting played?"

Kimball and Doyle exchanged a glance.

"Yes."

"Pretty much."

"Holy fuck, these people are stupid," muttered Epsilon. "Tucker, after we save this planet, you and the guys should probably, like, live here."

"Shut up, Church."

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