The following truth or dares are from two Guests, vengarl22, Crescent Moon, KayXClankForever, MissCheetah 1234 and bryan mccloud. Also, Amber let me use the word show in the title, so that's kinda why the title (sorta) changed before this chapter came up.

Disclaimer: Me own nothing. *Eyes become waterfalls*

"So, when are we going to start these dares?" Sly said as he twirled his cane in boredom. "I don't really know." JCL said they fiddled with their fingerless gloves. All of a sudden, a hawk flew in and dropped a small package of letters. "Ah! We have..." Jak Cooper the Lombax paused so they could count the truths or dares. "Four dares and one truth." There was a small glint in the brown furred hybrid's eye that Ratchet caught just before the Lombax opened up all four letters.

JCL's mouth suddenly burst open with laughter when they finished reading the five letters. When the dark hybrid finished laughing so hard that they were crying, they stood up and wiped a tear from their eye just before they said, "Okay. We have a truth and a dare for Ratchet, and one dare for Daxter, Clank and Sly. Looks like Jak is going to get a dare soon and Bentley got really lucky. Who wants to go first?" Ratchet felt his legs turn into jelly as he stood there slightly scared over having a truth and a dare, but suddenly, "I'll do my dare." Everyone turned their heads to the Ottsel on Jak's shoulder who was giving his signature smile. "Okay Daxter, a Guest dares you to go out at two in the morning and scream Obama Care."

Haven City

2:00 a.m.

Daxter mentally cursed at himself for having such a big mouth over these stupid truths or dares as he ran on all fours down the street to where almost half the city was sleeping. When the small Ottsel reached the center of the street, he took out a megaphone and flipped the switch to ON. Dater licked his lips and took a deep breath.

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"OBAMACARE!"

Daxter held his breath as the word continued to echo through the street and all seemed quiet. But Karma just had to turn around and bite him on the tail. Just before the Ottsel turned around to run back to te arena, a man came out of his house carrying a shotgun and he screamed, "Get back here you teenagers!" Daxter bit his tongue as he squeezed into a small hole in the wall of a nearby house and he prayed to the Precursors as the man ran past the house the scared fur less Ottsel was hiding in.

When the man's shouts faded, Daxter slipped out of the house and ran as fast as he could back to that lonely shoulder of Jak's.

"Ah. Here he comes." JCL said as their left ear twitched to Daxter's very colorful language as the Ottsel entered the arena from completing his dare. "And I love you too, Daxter." Jak Cooper said as they smiled and ruffled the fur on Daxter's back. "I guess I'll go next." Sly shrugged as he realized that Ratchet would probably have a more embarrassing dare than his own. "Sly, Crescent Moon dares you to say `I see fairies in the park of Boo boo` with your epic Italian accent."

Jak burst out laughing so hard that he had to hold his stomach after just that line. "Alright! Alright." Sly sighed as he ran the line through his head and Italianized it. (I'm so sorry if I offend any Italians.) "I-a see-a fairies in-a the park of-a Boo boo." Sly face grew warm under his grey fur as everyone went silent for a few seconds. Daxter was the first to fall to the ground laughing his butt off, and falling about five feet must have been worth falling to laugh at the well known Sly Cooper.

After a wile, there was a turtle gasping for air in his wheel chair with a Lombax, a elf/Lombax/raccoon hybrid, and a elf and a Ottsel on the ground gasping for air after laughing at a racoon who had the Death Stare glued on the brown furred hybrid. "Oh, don't worry,Sly. I'll probably have a embarrassing one come soon." Jak said as he got back on his feet along with the Lombax, the hybrid, and Daxter climbed up to the elf's left shoulder. "Okay. Only Ratchet and Clank are left." JCL said as the looked at the lats two letters. "I'm glad I didn't get one." Bentley said as he rubbed a smudge off his glasses with a lint prof cloth.

"Don't bring too much karma into this, Bentley." Sly said as he took off his hat and sat on the ground. "Alright. Alright. I'll take my truth and dare." Ratchet broke out all of a sudden to everyone's surprise. "Which one first? Truth or Dare?" The dark furred hybrid said as they fanned themself with the two letters. "Truth." Ratchet said boldly as he wished his pride farewell.

"Alright then. Crescent Moon asks, "Do you really purr? And don't give me any of that Lombax trickery!" JCL said with a slightly crazy smile on their face. The whole place went silent until a very quiet rumbling came from Ratchet's throat. "Well. He does purr." Jak said as he softly scratched the crook of Ratchet's right ear which had te result of Ratchet's purr to grow slightly louder. "Gimme my dare." Ratchet mumbled as he stopped purring for a few seconds. "Okay, vengarl22 dares you to use the Groovitron on yourself." Jak Cooper the Lombax said just before they pulled out a Groovitron glove out of their red thigh pouch.

"Oh, crap." Ratchet's eyes flew open as he saw the Groovitron Glove in the dark furred hybrid's hand and he knew that this was probably going to be even worse than Sly's Italian confession. Ratchet grimaced as he slowly slipped his hand into the glove and as he stood there with a small disco ball in his palm, he swallowed his pride and threw the item that would now force him to dance uncontrollably. The disco ball came to life with thumping and dance inducing music and Ratchet found himself tapping his foot to the beat of the song. Ratchet suddenly began pulling off several famous dance moves with his feet sliding backwards although it looked like he was walking forward or even a pelvic thrust or two. (All fangirls squeal here.)

When the battery in the disco ball finally died out, Ratchet fell to his hands and knees as he caught his breath from dancing for almost a full fifteen minutes non-stop. "Alright then. Clank has a dare ad that dare is,...To sing Anaconda by Niki Minaj..." JCL blinked several times as the thought of Clank singing such a song went through their head. "Nope. Sorry. That's just a eye and ear soak in bleach just waiting to happen." JCL sighed as they threw the finished dares and truths over their shoulder before they sat on the ground and popped their neck. "Welp. That's the last of-Ow!" out of no where, a sea gull came out of no where and dropped three letters onto JCL's face.

Gibberish flew out of JCL's mouth as the dark furred hybrid opened up the three letters and read them. "Okay. Three dares for just about everyone." The three heroes and sidekicks groaned as they felt worried about what the dares were. "Let's see, a wet t-shirt contest between Ratchet, Jak and Sly with Clank and Bentley as the judges. Jak, Ratchet and Sly have to switch lives for a dare and lastly, Ratchet is going to have to build a body swapper that will swap everyone. And they want to see Ratchet get body swapped with Clank, so I guess the swaps will be hero to sidekick." JCL rubbed their eyes as they finished their speech of Dares.

"What!?" Jak had a few bolts of Dark Eco Lightning come from his fists as the others noticed that steam was coming out of the elf's vibrantly red ears as the said elf processed the three dares. "Yep. Fangirls are gonna squeal at that one with the wet t-shirt." JCL gave a slightly crazed smile just before Ratchet realized that JCL had no partner to body swap with. "Hey, where's your sidekick?" Daxter suddenly asked as he seemed to realize the same thing. "Don't have one." Jak Cooper the Lombax said plainly just before they threw a bucket of water onto Jak.

"Hey! What the heck was that for!?" Jak shouted as he wiped the water off his face with his palm. "Wet T-shirt Dare. Duh." JCL said as they threw a bucket of water at Ratchet and Sly before either one could even process what was going on. "Okay, Bentley and Clank. Judge the men that make fangirls squeal until they become mutes when they're shirtless in well drawn fan art." The brown furred hybrid said as they pulled a table out of a plot hole and placed six large cards on the table. When the turtle and robot had questioned their own sanity and finished judging the three heroes, the scores were announced by JCL.

"Okay. Ratchet got nineteen points, Sly got fifteen, and Jak got a perfect twenty. Okay then. Next dare!" JCL said just before they walked over to the three heroes and with the snap of their fingers, Jak was given Sly's attire, Ratchet was given Jak's clothes, including Daxter sitting on the Lombax's left shoulder, and Sly was given Ratchet's attire. "Uh. JCL. I don't wear-" Sly was about to say that he didn't wear any pants, but he was interrupted by Jak's shouts of anger and embarassment as the elf covered himself with Sly's shirt. "Oh. Oops. My bad." Jak Cooper the Lombax snapped their fingers again and Jak was given the pants that Sly will wear in the movie.

Jak mumbled something that was either thank you or stupid bleeping bleep bleep to the brown furred hybrid. "Okay, so, Jak has to be a thief for a day, Ratchet has to deal with Haven City and Daxter for a day and Sly has to be a galactic hero instead of a thief for a day. This may get interesting." JCL said as they started popping a bag of popcorn to watch the three heroes deal with another sidekick and a new role to do for a day.

Paris, France

10:00 p.m.

"Okay, Jak. I know you're new to this, but I think we can get through this one day just fine." Bentley watched what he said to the elf since he knew Jak had quite a temper. "Whatever." Jak watched the fireworks go off at the Eiffel Tower for the French Independence Day. Bentley looked over at the elf that was sitting on the edge of the building while the turtle had set his wheel chair in non-hover mode since Jak can't really move like Sly can. "Alright. Let's get today over with." Jak said as he stood up beside Bentley and the elf placed the head of Sly's family cane on his left shoulder. His left shoulder was going to be lonely for a while anyway.

Spargus City Garage

1:40 p.m.

"How the heck do you pilot this thing?" Ratchet said as he slammed both of his feet on the brakes and the clutch of the Sand Shark. "The petal on the left. The left!" Daxter shouted in Ratchet's highly sensitive ear as the Lombax's foot floored the gas petal and the Sand Shark suddenly went backwards into the wall. "You were supposed to put it in drive first. NOT REVERSE!" The Ottsel shouted from the glove compartment. "HOW AM I TO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT!?"

"IT'S NOT STICK! IT'S AUTOMATIC!"

"THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE A CLUTCH PETAL!?

"I DON'T KNOW WHY, AND I DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU SUCK BOLTS FOR A LIVING"

"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T GO EASTER EGG HUNTING EVERY DAY!"

"YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I DON'T KISS A CERTAIN GREEN BUTT EVERY DAY SINCE HE TRIED TO KILL ME SINCE THE FIRST DAY I MET HIM!"

Ratchet groaned as he grew fed up with the shouting argument with the Ottsel that realized why Ratchet stopped shouting and the elf's sidekick climbed back up into the passenger seat and sighed. The two just sat there for a few seconds collecting their thoughts just before Daxter said, "Wanna go get some drinks?"

Metropolis, Kerwan

2:00 p.m.

"So, this is Kerwan?" Sly thought aloud as he took in the portion of the city that he could see from in the air in Aphelion's cockpit. "Yes. And remember the dare, Sly. You have to be a galactic hero for a day." Clank said "Yeah yeah. I know. No stealing stuff for twelve hours. Use my thief reflexes for the good of the universe and not for myself." Sly said as he ran his hand through his fur while he debated over either wearing Ratchet's pilot cap or just keeping ahold of it until the dare was finished. Before Sly could make a final decision, Aphelion spoke up stating that there was a problem over at the planet of Magnus.

Paris, France

12:00 a.m.

"Okay. The rail walk should be easy to pull off, you just-"

"That looks easy to you!? How do you get across one eights of a inch thick rope in that wheel chair of yours!? Because I'm pretty sure you can't grind with a wheel chair."

"It's really simple. Just jump and press the circle button."

"... ... ... ... What?"

Haven City

3:30 p.m.

"Ratchet! You missed the Naughty Ottsel! AGAIN!"

"How am I supposed to know what the Naughty Ottsel looks like?"

"THERE'S A FREAKING TWENTY FOOT TALL VERSION OF ME ON THE TOP OF THE THING! AND A BUNCH OF FLASHING LIGHTS!"

"CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE!?"

Magnus

3:00 p.m.

"I just ran out of ammo, Clank. What am I supposed to do?"

"Use another weapon until we get to another vendor. You will be able to refill your ammunition if you have enough bolts."

"...And, where do I get those?"

"We are doomed."

Back at the PlayStation Truth Dare Show Arena after the dares have been completed. (I would have written more, but I just got too lazy. XP)

Jak Cooper the Lombax yawned as the heroes and sidekicks came back from spending twenty four hours with each other and when they approached the hybrid, the brown furred creature snapped their fingers and they were back in their original clothes and their respective sidekicks with them. "Aright then." JCL said as they pulled out a box of electronics and tools and the hybrid gave the box to Ratchet. "You gotta build a body swapper."

Enough time to build a body swapper machine later

"Alright. It's finished." Ratchet said as he twisted the last bolt into place and the body swapper machine suddenly whirred with life. "Jak and Daxter first!" JCL said as they pushed Jak and Daxter...Well, more like Jak over to the swapper and in a flash of light, the Demolition Duo slowly stepped away from the machine and th first thing that happened was of Daxter falling off Jak's shoulder. "I think that made me grow in size, not swap my body with-" Jak said just before he stared at his hand in disbelief and with a look of pure shock on his face. "Dax? Are you okay?" Daxter said slowly as the Ottsel slowly sat up and saw his foot.

A bunch things happened at once which was JCL falling onto their rear end laughing it off, Ratchet and Sly were just standing there with their jaws on the ground while Bentley began to make calculations of how that could have worked, Clank just crashed with disbelief, Jak and Daxter were screaming at each other in absolute horror, Clockwerk came back from the dead along with Erol, Samos's bird died and came back to life, Pecker finally changed his name to Chris but then he changed his name back, Qwark suddenly realized that in order to get more fans he would have to go run outside in a cat suit, pages in the Thevious Raccoonus started disappearing again, fans of Jak Cooper the Lombax that are reading this are most likely laughing their butts off or just questioning of what the heck is going on, Osama Bin Laden was found alive but he was killed again, Abacrombie and Filtch just said that it was uncool to breathe, Torn just realized that Jak and Daxter have been missing for quite some time, Carmelita realized that Sly has somehow escaped her grip and he's probably out stealing stuff but then she realizes that she's in his Cooper Gang now, Tess just asked herself if she really wanted to be a Ottsel, Dr. Nefarious is thinking of another plan to take over the universe, Orvus is alive, Talwyn's wondering where the heck Ratchet and Clank could be, Swords from the Diamond Dare Show is wondering where on earth Ratchet and Clank went off to and if they didn't return she would stab Ratchet in the butt with her diamond sword and then throw the Lombax out the window and hug Clank. Yeah, you get the idea. A lot of crap happened at once.

After Jak and Daxter were done screaming at each other like little girls,...Actually, Daxter was the one screaming like a little girl with a human...elf...whatever's mouth, Jak was just screaming like every average twenty some year old guy with a two foot tall Ottsel's mouth, Clank's system had rebooted for the tenth time and Ratchet and Sly had their jaws back up to their face, JCL was still on the ground laughing their hybrid butt off though. "CHANGE US BACK!" Jak and Daxter shouted in unison at Jak Cooper the Lombax, but all the hybrid could really do was show that the dare would be done when Ratchet and Clank and Sly and Bentley had done the body swap. When Jak Cooper the Lombax had finally stopped laughing, Ratchet and Clank had turned the body swapping invention back on and swapped their bodies. When the robot and the Lombax were swapped, Ratchet had only reacted by saying, "Wow. Clank is pretty small."

When Sly and Bentley swapped, Bentley who was now swapped to Sly's agile and flexible body found himself tripping over his own two feet. After a few minutes of the heroes being swapped to their sidekicks, Daxter spoke up, "Alright, the dare is done! Switch us back!" Jak Cooper the Lombax stayed silent for a few seconds as they starred intently at a spot on the ground. "Uh, JCL?" Ratchet snapped Clank's metal fingers near the hybrid's ear, yet the only response they got was of a light twitch of the ear from JCL.

"Jak Cooper the Lombax!?" Daxter snapped Jak's fingers in front of the hybrid's face, yet there wasn't a single reaction. After a few more minutes, everyone swapped each other back and the correct souls were in the correct body. When Jak had approached JCL's still stiff standing figure, Daxter jumped down on the ground and looked up at the hybrid's face. "Jak Cooper?" No reaction was coming from the hybrid that was standing unnaturally still.

"Hey! JAK COOPER THE LOMBAX! WAKE UP!" Daxter shouted as he jumped at the hybrid, all of a sudden, a flash of light that was almost as powerful as a thousand suns burst from the hybrid and the other six people were thrown back a few feet. "Hey! What the heck just happened to me!?" JCL said as they suddenly became aware of the few minutes that had passed. "You were unresponsive for a while." Clank said as he slowly got back to his feet. "Weird. All that really seemed to do was make me hungry for some odd reason...mmm...Cake..." JCL went off on their train of thought on food as the other heroes got up from the arena ground.

"Yeah! I got you guys some dares!" Someone started shouting from up in the seats. The seven people looked up at the seats and they saw almost a hundred people in the seats. "WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE NOW!" JCL jumped with joy as more and more people started appearing in the arena. "Alright. I guess that-" JCL suddenly stopped as something made the hybrid freeze in place again.

"WHERE'S THAT LOMBAX NIP OF MINE!?"

Holy crap, guys. You people don't know how many times I burst out laughing while I was writing this. Alright then, for the one guest that is probably going to flame me for not really having Clank sing Anaconda, I didn't want to break any more rules of the guidelines with writing lyrics of a copyrighted song. I am going to try and save myself from breaking rule five further now by placing this rule.

Rule 5: If you know how to send a PM, request with a PM. If you don't know how or can't PM, just throw your request into your review.

Anyway, if today is your birthday, then happy freaking birthday to you, or if it's your birthday and you are French, Joyeux Anniversaire! Also, I'm not very fluent in French. English was my first language. And with that, I'll see you guys later!

~Jak Cooper the Lombax