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Spoilers through RvB12-10: Cloak and Dagger
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"Captain Biscuits?" said Caboose, watching Washington gently touch a visibly shaken Dr. Gray on the elbow. "Are they …boyfriend-girlfriend?"
"Heck no!" answered Donut.
"Hm," said Tucker.
"They're married."
"What?!"
"Something about Emily's voice through the darkness and Chorus being perfect for raising kids because it's outside UNSC jurisdiction. They wouldn't even look at my place setting scrapbook—where you going?"
Tucker barreled down the hill and grabbed Wash by the shoulders. "You're out of my sight for two months and I find you doing life on a shitty planet with a pick-out fence—which is gonna be on fire—and a buncha Washlings?!"
"Tucker—?!"
"There are other ways to get chicks, man. I'd've shown you the Tucker method! But what's done is done," Tucker steeled himself. "Lady, I'm sorry to have to say this, but in honor of your union, I will never fuck you. Never."
"Um… It's Doctor lady and you were already never going to do that?"
"Lemme warn you. Childbirth. Fucking. Hurts."
"Tucker, have you lost your mind?!"
Grif walked up beside Donut.
"Remind me never to shoot you."
"Okay."
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