Femme Fortress 2: Meet the Scout
In the middle of coal Town, a blue Heavy picks up a sandwich and starts to eat it. The large woman gnaws at her sandwich without enthusiasm or enjoyment; the stale bread and cheap deli meat provides poor nutrition and worse flavor. You have to put weapons grade ketchup on this shit to even fool yourself that you like the flavour.
Suddenly, there's a thunderous crack and a crunch noise and the Heavy's eyes cross. Like a tree before a chainsaw, she falls forward; the sandwich still stuck in her mouth.
The earth shakes as the blue heavy falls, an old second hand baseball stuck in her skull. From behind a crate comes a dark haired Detroit girl in pigtails and red shirt and skirt. She grins and adjust her ballcap, "Fuck yeah!" she celebrates her kill.
We cut now to the Scout standing in front of a large cardboard cut-out of Saxxi Hale, president of Mann Co international and most interesting woman in the world.
"I'm from Detroit," Scout explains. Someone behind the camera asks her something that's edited out and she narrows her eyes, "Why the hell would I be proud to come from Detroit?"
We cut to a scene of battle, where the RED and BLU teams are duking it out over a control point in the Gravel Pits. Blue Heavy holds down supressing fire on the attacking reds, but at that moment a fast moving scout fires down from a roomtop and kills the large machine gunner.
A quick double jump takes Scout to another rooftop where she kills a blue engineer with a baseball bat and smashes the other team's dispenser to bits.
Back at the interview, Scout elaborates for the documentary crew. "Yeah I've been around. I been in both the G-MODs and the SMF films. I done a lot of shit and killed a lot of people; and I'm pretty cool with that. I don't need to brag; I'm alive and they're not."
Back in battle, Scout jumps through the window of control building. Running down the corridors, she dodges both the sticky bombs of the demo-woman and the engineer's sentries.
Lightning quick reflexes keep Scout from being decapitated by a lengh of taut piano wire stretched across a hallway. The lithe young woman slides across the floor on her knees. Just as easily, she dives out of the way of a Spy's backstab and guns down the camouflaged assassin with a half dozen shots from her pistol.
With the outer defences bypassed she sprints for the briefcase.
In the interview room, Scout talks about her relationship with her teammates. "don't tell her I said this but I really love the Heavy. She's like the sister I always wanted intead of the sister I actually got. She's a bit of a fucking bonehead but we have each other's backs; we're like the band of brothers with the Y-chromosomes taken out. Though I still haven't figured out how to tell her that she needs to start waxing."
Meanwhile in the battle Scout sprints with the briefcase back to the red base while dodging shots from the blue sniper. A bullet narrowly misses her head, punching a hole through the bill of her ballcap as she runs into a building for cover.
She tosses herself through a window pane to escape a blue Pyro's fire and then power slides through the legs of a blue soldier; causing the blue sniper to shoot through her own teammate by accident.
As she nears the red base, a blue scout is in hot pursuit; firing shotgun blasts that barely miss her enemy. A stray spread of buckshot takes off part of Scout's pigtail but she's almost to the base.
Suddenly from out behind a corner, Heavy swings with a giang four by four piece of wood. Red Scout jumps over the heavy piece of lumber like a hurdle jumper. Blue Scout isn't so lucky, the nearly ten foot long piece of wood hits her in the mouth.
We are treated to an X-ray shot where the wooden beam disintegrates the blue Scout's upper and lower jaws with a delightful crack. A sickening little crunch follows as blue Scout's neck snaps in two.
The X-ray shot is over and blue Scout collapses in a bloody heap. Red Scout crosses over to the Red base and ends the round with the blue intel firmly in hand.
And Scout finishes talking to the documentary crew. "So yeah, I dropped out of highschool to be a merc and here I am making six figure paychecks. Life is good. On weekends I chill with the Male Fortress guys."
Speak of the devil. Regular male scout walks into the Frame with a bucket of fried chicken.
"Hey there, good looking," grins the Bostonian boy, "I got chicken. What'dya say we do we do dinner and then screw."
Femme Scout pouts at Male Scout, "Fuck, you again? Don't you ever take a hint?"
He doesn't have to, because at that minute, Femme Heavy steps up and puts her meaty hand on scout's junk. "hey there sweety, that's the biggest clitoris I've seen in a long time.
Title Card: Warning—Too Graphic
Male Scout starts to scream as Femme Heavy does something to him that we can't see and don't want to see.
"Don't worry," Heavy laughs, "I'll be gentle, at first!"
Femme fortress 2
That was fun :) a lot of fun. This version of scout is basically a direct copy of the Femme Scout seen in some GMOD and some source film maker sources. Bonus points to anyone who can guess a mortal kombat reference in the last chapter.
Next up is Demo.
Ta
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