Red vs Blue and its characters are the creation of the crew at Rooster Teeth. It is itself inspired by Halo, owned by Bungie and Microsoft.
Spoilers through RvB13-9, "You Better Watch Out."
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"Caboose!" Church yelled into the debris. "Buddy, you under there? Carolina, I'm going to reroute power to—Carolina?" Tucker blinked hard, realizing the figure in blue-green armor pinned by a chunk of the temple's east wall wasn't his reflection. At least she was moving. Sort of.
"Well this works," said shark guy. He turned and descended into the alcove. "I knew I'd like letting you guys fight through the temple just for me to kill you and take the sword," he added, "but this? Extra good."
He reached for the unassuming gray hilt hovering above a pillar.
The smart thing to do would be to spring Carolina and let her fight the psychopath.
"Hey asshole!"
The good thing to happen would be for Tucker to win. A kick into the wall left his ears ringing. Tucker stumbled. He couldn't let—
A gunshot, perfectly angled for the weak spot in Sharky's helmet. He slumped.
"...Caboose?" murmured Tucker.
"Guess again," drawled a voice like poisoned motor oil.
An orange-and-gray boot kicked Sharky out of the way.
Tucker got up in time to see the Chorus key ignite in the fist of its new host.
"Oh sharky," Felix chuckled, "there is nothing you can have that I cannot take away."
"You are such an asshole."
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Originally posted as Darkfrog24 under the title "Treasure Hunt, part one."
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