In Many Voices

by Ithilwen K-Bane

A collection of hundred-words and flashfics inspired by the events on Chorus. NOTE: Episode-specific spoiler warnings are posted for each chapter. Guesses that turned/may turn out to be correct are not marked. Rated for language, violence, and Tucker's mind.

30. A Different Approach, part one

Red vs Blue and its characters are the creation of the crew at Rooster Teeth. It is itself inspired by Halo, owned by Bungie and Microsoft.

Spoilers through RvB13-13, "The Thin Fed Line."

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"Conducting a sociological survey with a partner with dual personalities was very enlightening," chirped Dr. Grey.

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"Okay, people! Fill out the questionnaire using a scale of one to five, and remember that there are no wrong answers. Except those that will get you ANNIHILATED!"

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"I'm pleased to report a 100% response rate!"

"And?" asked Kimball.

"We identified a few ways to enhance unit cohesion. For one, we're still calling ourselves Federal Army of Chorus and New Republic. We need a single name."

"I know! Chorus's Overland Corps of Kick-ass!"

"No, Donut," sighed Carolina.

"Badass United Terrestrial Troops?"

"Who keeps letting him in here?" asked Doyle.

"Ballistic Ordinance and Operational Team!"

Kimball paused. "Actually—"

"After twelve months, we jam a 'Yearly' in the end!"

Silence.

"Army of Chorus," deadpanned Wash.

"Seconded," jumped Doyle.

"Army of Chorus, Destruction Crew! We'll kill ya both ways!"

"Donut!"

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