" . . . Abel . . .Mabel! Mabel wake up!"

Mable groaned and opened her eyes to see Stan standing (Heh, Stan standing) over her, looking worried. "Ugh, what happened?" "I'm not sure. One second you look fine, and then the next, you're pale as a ghost and look ready to pass out!" Mabel shook her head to get rid of any remaining grogginess, and tried to stand, only to find she couldn't. And was it just her, or was it getting harder to breathe?

"Grunkle Stan?" Mabel said, looking over at him. "I can't get up. Help me?" She assumed she was just weak because, well, she had just passed out! She rethought that though, when she saw Stan flinch. "Grunkle Stan? What's wrong?" She saw his eyes flicker to her legs. Fearing the worst, she looked down. She was not expecting what she saw.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Dipper jerked awake. That sounded like Mabel! Was she okay!? He tried to stand, only to stumble and fall. His legs felt really weird. Something wasn't right here. Maybe his legs fell asleep? He glanced down at his legs. Well, everything seemed normal- WAIT WHERE THOSE HOOVES!? He quickly looked down again.

Stan sighed as he heard a scream similar to Mabel's from upstairs. "Mabel sweetie, just calm down!" Mabel was flopping around on the floor panicking. "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN STAN I AM A MERMAID WHAT IS GOING ON." "I don't know!" Stan said waving his arms around. "But the sooner you calm down, the sooner we can figure this all out!"

He whipped around after hearing multiple thuds followed by and "Ow!" As whoever fell down the stairs reached to bottom. His jaw dropped. 'You have got to be kidding me.' He thought, staring at the now half-deer Dipper. Glancing back at Mabel, he saw she was starting to turn blue. Panicking, he quickly picked her up and ran her to the bathtub, turning on the water. She took a deep breath, letting the water fill her lungs, before breathing out.

"I LIVE!" She said dramatically, flopping back in the tub and splashing water everywhere. "Dipper! Get up here!" Stan yelled, and heard a groan before hearing careful footsteps (hoof-steps?) coming up the stairs. Dipper poked his head in. "going up stairs with hooves is not fun." He said, before walking (um, trotting?) Into the bathroom. "Dipper! I'm a mermaid! How cool is that!" Stan frowned.

"Wait. You were freaking out about this about two minutes ago!" Mabel shrugged. "Well, yeah. But then I realized how cool this is!" Dipper sighed. "Well, I'm glad at least one of us is enjoying this." Mabel looked over at her brother, and her eyes widend. "Oh my gosh bro-bro! You look adorable!" Dipper frowned, blushing. "I'd deny that, but looking like this I really can't argue." Stan looked over at the two.

"So, do either of you have any idea as to what caused this?" Dipper and Mabel shook their heads. "There might be something in the journal though. I'll go get it." Dipper walked out of the room, before returning, journal in hand. He sat down, (Well actually more laid) and started flipping through the pages. He continued flipping through until something caught his eye. "Hey, Grunkle Stan?" Dipper said. "Didn't the paper mention that a dam had broken recently?"

Stan looked over, trying to peek at the journal. "Yeah, why?" "You might want to look at this . . ." He held up the journal showing a page about a river.

"Today I found something extraordinary! A river that is able to alter a being physical form! I've decided on calling it "The Fluvius Cantatis" or "Enchanted River". I haven't come into contact with any of the water, but from observing the behavior of beings that have, I have figured out that any and all sentient living beings that come into contact with it will be changed. I have yet to find any type of cure for this, and as such, this river should be avoided at all costs."

Stan stared at the page, slowly comprehending what he had just read. "So . . . there's . . .No cure, for this?" He said slowly. Dipper nodded grimly, before his eyes widened as his great uncle fell to the floor in a dead faint.

"Grunkle Stan!"

(A/N)

Hey guys! I just want to thank all the people who reviewed and favourited my story! I'm glad that you like it! :D Also, I won't really have a regular updating schedule. It will be more of an "Update when I can" Kind of thing.

Peace!~