Story 3: A day in Funland

(Some of this will be based on the game, Ham Ham Heartbreak.)

Hamtaro, Boss, Bijou, Stan, Sandy, Dexter, Howdy, Maxwell, and Penelope all decided to spend the day in the Funland Amusement Park. All of them had major fun going on rides and trying the delicious fair food. The hams have just finishing riding the space coaster.

Bijou: That was so much fun. Right guys?

Hamtaro: (queasy) It was still a bit much.

Stan: At least it wasn't on the fritz like the last time.

Sandy: Yeah! I swear, Stan and I were on that for like, an hundred extra time.

Maxwell: Well be thankful that's long over now.

Pashmina: So, what should we go on next?

Sandy: (cheery) How about the teacups?

Maxwell: (ill-like) The twirlie teacups? I...don't think I want to go through that again.

Boss: Well, let's go around the park and find something to do.

Penelope: Ookwee!

So the hams go off and walk around the park to find a new ride to check out. Then they all had their eyes on this new attraction. The Tunnel of Love. Seemed like a lot of couples came out their all lovey-dovey.

Hamtaro: What's that?

Maxwell: Looks like a tunnel of love.

Stan: Well that explains all the couples coming out from there.

Boss: (thoughts) A tunnel of love? Maybe if I go in with Bijou...

Boss started daydreaming about Bijou going gaga over him.

Bijou: Oh Boss. You are so cool. The coolest ever.

Boss: Hehe! Glad that you think so babe.

The thoughts made Boss's face go red. He was also chuckling weird. While that was happening, Stan pulled Hamtaro in to talk to him.

Stan: Hamtaro. This is the perfect chance to get the moves on the girls.

Hamtaro: Umm...what do you mean?

Stan: It's called the tunnel of love. Any girls will be on one us like crazy if we go in with them.

Hamtaro: (sweat drop) Uhh...I don't really get what you mean, Stan?

Stan: (sigh) I don't really know what get pass your head sometimes.

Boss was putting all his courage in to try to ask Bijou to go in with him.

Boss: (thoughts) This is it. I'm going to ask Bijou to...

Before Boss could ask Bijou, turns outs she decides to walk to Hamtaro and ask him.

Bijou: (blushes) So Hamtaro, do you think...you and I...can go together?

Hamtaro: Sure. It sounds like fun.

Bijou jumped for joy that Hamtaro said sure. Boss on the other hand, he was petrified and fell to the ground in despair.

Boss: (depressed) She went with Hamtaro...She wanted Hamtaro...

Hamtaro and Bijou got on one of the heart shaped boat and went into the tunnel.

Stan: (sigh) Guess that only leaves me with Pashy.

While Stan was about to ask Pashmina, Dexter and Howdy were arguing for Pashmina again because one of them wanted to ride with her.

Howdy: (angry) Pashmina should go with me.

Dexter: (angry) No. Pashmina should go with me.

Howdy: (angry) She's going with me.

Dexter: (angry) No. She's going with me.

The two then started wrestling each other and a dust cloud. The other hams were not amused, since this always happens. But they didn't know that the two fighting each other so much that they landed right on one of the boats.

Dexter and Howdy: Gah! What the..

The boat started going to the tunnel with Dexter and Howdy with it.

Dexter and Howdy: Wait! Hold on! We don't want to go with each other.

It was too late for them. They were in for the ride and had to go with each other.

Stan: Well I guess that takes care of those two. Now to ask Pashy baby on the ride of her life.

Stan was about to make his moves on Pashmina, but Sandy got in his way.

Sandy: Like, don't even think about it Stan.

Stan: Think about what?

Sandy: Don't play dumb. You were going to try to woo Pashmina with the tunnel.

Stan: So what if I am? It's no big deal.

Sandy: I'm warning you, Stan.

Stan: (unamused) Pssshhh...

Stan passed his sister and tried to get to Pashmina. But Sandy used her ribbon to try to grab Stan. Surprisingly, Stan grabbed the ribbon, himself.

Stan: Not today Sis!

Sandy: Stan! Let go.

Stan: No. You let go.

Stan and Sandy were arguing and pull each other with the ribbon. Stan then one strong pull and lift his sister his sister towards him. Sandy bumped into Stan and the two fell onto one of the boats. Then the boat went into the tunnel.

Stan: Gah! The boat.

Sandy: We're going into the tunnel.

Stan and Sandy: (shouting) OH COME ON!

Pashmina: Aww! That's sweet! Stan and Sandy are going in together because they love each other as brother and sister.

Penelope: Ookwee.

Pashmina: Well, the two of us are like sisters. So I think it won't be a problem if we go in together, right Penelope?

Penelope: Ookwee! Ookwee!

Pashmina and Penelope also decided to get on a boat and went into the tunnel. Inside the tunnel of love was the usual cheesy lovey dovey stuff. Hamster cupids, hearts, singing animatronics. The usual stuff. The first boat going through was Hamtaro and Bijou's. Bijou was enjoying it.

Bijou: Isn't this fun, Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: (nervously) It kinda is.

Bijou: (thoughts) He seems a little nervous. I bet he's a little embarrassed. Heehee! He's so cute like that.

Bijou then leaned her head next to Hamtaro's for the rest of the ride. The boat behind was Dexter and Howdy's boat. The two of them were very unhappy. They had their arms crossed and face opposite directions.

Dexter: We never speak of this.

Howdy: No. Never.

Behind their boat was the just as unhappy brother and sister boat of Stan and Sandy who were still arguing.

Sandy: This is like, your fault Stan.

Stan: Don't blame me, Ms. Ribbon-Grabber.

Sandy: (sigh) I wanted to go with Maxwell. It would have made the two us a perfect couple.

Stan: You weren't on the top of my list either sis. I was THIS close to going with Pashy.

Sandy: Maybe in your dreams.

Stan: You sure you don't mean yours and Maxwell's?

Sandy: (angry) Alright! That's it.

Sandy and Stan then started to go at it again. Seems that they were arguing more than Dexter and Howdy were. The next boat to pass by was Pashmina and Penelope boat. The two admired all the decorations in the tunnel.

Pashmina: Wow! I love all the colors here.

Penelope: Ookwee!

Pashmina: I hope one day, I can come here again with some hamboy that I really like.

Penelope: Ookwee!

Behind their boat was one more boat. On the boat, were Maxwell and Boss. Boss was moping, while Maxwell just sat awkward about the situation.

Maxwell: You know, I really wanted to go with Sandy. No offense, Boss.

Boss: (whines) Uhhhh...Why didn't Bijou go with me? WHY? WHY?

Maxwell felt even more awkward with this. After a while, everyone got off the ride. Stan was bit tired from fighting his sister again. Hamtaro was with him.

Stan: Ugh! Sis ruined my chances again. Also she's not too happy that she didn't get to go with Max.

Hamtaro: Sounds like you had a rough day.

Stan: So, how did things work out for you?

Hamtaro: Well I felt weird about the whole ride at first, but I began to like it. Bijou must have felt weird too. Her face was red the whole time and she leaned her head next to mine.

Stan: (shocked) She...WHAT?

Hamtaro: Yeah! But I really don't get why.

Stan: (sign) Hamtaro, buddy. You really need to start understanding girls.

Hamtaro: Heke?

Once again, Hamtaro proves that he doesn't get that Bijou "likes" him.

End