Just a little blurb of dialogue that I had to get on paper before I ended up turning it in to my professor by mistake. Enjoy, and if you have any better ideas, review!
"How long have you worked for SHIELD?" Natasha demanded.
"Ask Fury."
"He won't say."
"There's your answer."
"Really, Stark? And what possessed you to take up with Loki, of all people?"
"Don't ask."
"Of course we're asking! We have every right to ask when you made contact with an alien who became Enemy # 1 and never told anyone about it!"
"And why, for that matter. What, were you insane?"
"And why didn't you tell anyone when he tried to take over the world a few years ago?"
"There's no point in explaining. I'm sure if you really want to know, Thor will have more answers than I'm willing to give. And that's if he chooses to share them. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do myself a favor and drink myself into next week."
"You said you wouldn't do that anymore."
"Oh, hey Peps. You just get in?"
"Yes. And you've been doing pretty well. Why quit your streak now?"
"Pepper, I was turned into the eight through twelve year old versions of myself, respectively, for an entire day. Thank the Norns that Doom's magic is as faulty as Hammer's tech. At any rate, I have two sets of memories, one of which don't fit, and now they want to know what the hell I was thinking, which is impossible because I don't know what the hell I was thinking. They know about Loki, they'll probably know about my involvement with SHIELD in a few hours, and then my life will be more of a shitstorm than it already is. I have absolutely no idea where to go from here or how to get there, so yes. The bottom of Howard's expensive as fuck scotch that I put on reserve is sounding really fucking good right now. Wanna split?"
"Sure, Tony. Let me get settled in first. Don't start without me."