Dyton: :c

uzumakinaruto5265: I update as fast as my imagination will allow me.

Mustafa123: Are you telepathic or something? Also, that pan's power-level is OVER NINE-THOUSAND!

pir84lyf: Got it!

Mjh Hunter: Well, here's one story that might explain it!

Opinionated Asmodeus: Neat. You don't have to.

Legend of tomorrow: This story is like comfort food, and you're just supposed to laugh at Gohan, not experience things with him.

Also, something I forgot to mention last Chapter; Gohan joined OSH about a week before Hallowe'en, so October 24th. This will play a part in hilarity.

ON WITH THE STORY!

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"How did you save me?" Videl asked again after Gohan didn't reply. She was giving the boy the best glare she had, but Gohan just looked at her tiredly.

"What makes you think I saved you, and when could I have?" Gohan asked, shaking his head lightly. He personally forgot about yesterday due to his starving and clouded mind. "Look, if you're done interrogating me, I have a nap to take." Gohan said, and headed back to his desk.

"What did Videl ask you about?" Erasa asked, then absent mindedly added "or would 'interrogate' be more suiting…?"

"She was asking me about if I saved her or something." Gohan said, and checked his watch. 'Five minutes? I can probably drop by CC for some food…' Gohan thought, and excused himself for the bathroom, but ran into his teacher.

"Where do you think you're going, Mr. Son?" The teacher asked.

"Um… Just going to class, sir." Gohan replied sheepishly, knowing he was just caught. Of course, being Gohan, he couldn't think of a lie, so he followed his teacher back to the class, and plopped his head on his desk, and closed his eyes. He went on sleeping for about half an hour.

The teacher giggled to himself. "Since Gohan has obviously learned this, he can answer this equation in seconds. Erasa, wake up the genius." The teacher instructed.

Gohan opened his eyes groggily when he felt Erasa poking him. "What time is it?" Gohan asked slowly, and looked to the front of the class.

"Gohan, what is the answer to this equation?" The teacher asked smugly.

Gohan looked at the equation and rolled his eyes. "Twelve over seventeen equals 'X', and one over six equals 'Y'. 'Z' is at origin." Gohan replied tiredly, and put his head back to his desk. The teacher was thoroughly embarrassed.

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'LUNCH!' Gohan mentally cheered when he heard the bell sound. To the average person, Gohan just disappeared, and reappeared at one of the picnic tables behind a mountain of food. After Gohan finished his lunch, he realized Videl, Erasa, and Sharpner barely made their way outside.

"GOHAN!" Erasa yelled over to the blond Saiyan, and made her way (dragging both Videl and Sharpner) to the table the now cheerful Gohan was sitting. "When did you leave class? You sort of disappeared when the bell rang." Erasa stated, and gave Videl a nudge.

"I left at the bell." Gohan said defensively.

Knowing what Erasa, was hinting at, Videl rolled her eyes quickly. "Gohan, were you at the east bank yesterday?" Videl asked.

"No." Gohan said in a rushed tone.

Sharpner, wanting to throw in his (albeit, useless) two cents in. "Babe, why are so interested in Brains? Why not focus on me?" Sharpner asked like a puppy. By this point in his life, he was willing to get on his knees and beg- wait, already done.

"Shut up Sharpner." Videl muttered.

Gohan, seeing his way out of this social mess, didn't throw away his chance. "Well, I'll leave you two to your little lover's spat." Gohan said, and left the table hearing Sharpner saying 'Progress!' He also heard Erasa follow him.

"Since those two will be busy for a while, I thought we could hang out for a while." Erasa said when she caught up to Gohan.

The Permanent Super Saiyan was currently going through the normal Saiyan puberty, but fifty times worse, so Gohan felt the need to show off. "Want to see something cool?" Gohan asked quickly as he continued walking around the school's lawn with the bubbly blonde.

Erasa, thinking with her hormones as usual, jumped to conclusions. "I don't do that sort of thing until the fifth date!" Erasa proclaimed, stepping back from Gohan.

Gohan shook his head (having Vegeta as a father-figure made him not so naïve), and laughed. "No, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter."

"Then what did you want to show me?" Erasa asked.

Gohan smirked. "Follow me; we'll need someplace quiet." Gohan stated, and headed into the school and towards the roof.

Once Gohan and Erasa reached the roof, Erasa was out of breath. "What… Are… We… Doing… Here…?" Erasa panted.

Gohan opened the door and walked to the ledge. "First, tell me; do you believe Hercule Satan when he says the fighters at the Cell Games were faking those explosions?" Gohan asked.

Erasa looked at Gohan curiously. "Of course, flying and shooting balls of light from your hands is impossible." Erasa replied.

Gohan laughed to himself and walked over to the roof's ledge. "If flying is impossible, then I'm about to die." Gohan said jokingly, and walked off the ledge, and floated.

Erasa just about shrieked and turned away, until she heard Gohan's laughter. She turned around, and saw Gohan floating several feet away from the ledge.

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Erasa was sitting away from the class during gym, regardless of Vegeta barking orders. She received several smirks from Gohan, who was currently embarrassing Videl in a spar. Speaking of Videl…

"Hit me already!" Videl ordered in a heavily frustrated tone. Gohan had been flawlessly dodging her attacks without a proper stance- or any stance for that matter.

"Nah, this is too much fun." Gohan replied, and tucked his hands into his pockets.

Vegeta was laughing at the spectacle of Gohan against the human girl. After looking over the other students, he noticed one student sitting alone. "Kakabrat, to me! NOW!" Vegeta ordered. Within seconds, Gohan was in front of the shorter Saiyan. "Deal with your mate before I blast her." Vegeta ordered.

Gohan rolled his eyes. "Videl isn't my-"

"I know, you idiot! I was referring to the sulking human!" Vegeta barked, receiving a look of questioning from Gohan. "I saw you flying. Don't question what I say." Vegeta said.

Gohan walked over to Erasa with a slightly apprehensive look. "So, how badly did I scare you?" Gohan asked, and sat beside the blonde girl. When Erasa didn't respond, Gohan thought of one thing that could cheer anyone up. "How about I teach you how to fly?" Gohan asked.

/Note de le Author/ I know, short chapter. But I've been sick for a week with the E68 virus going around. Still on antibiotics… ANYWAYS, you don't care about my personal health, so I won't bug you with it.

I'm thinking of bringing in Lime, and giving Gohan a semi-harem, because he deserves one after killing Cell!

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