Me: "Ok! Today I'm bringing in two new people! Luka, because someone told me to bring him in-"
Alois: "LUKA!"
Me: "...anyways, and another one of my friends. Say hello to Sanji!"
Sanji: Walks in. She is a tiger dragon furry. "Yay! Finally!"
Me: "Now go sit in a corner for begging me too much."
Sanji: Pouts. "Ok." Goes and sits in a corner.
Luka: Walks in.
Alois: "Luka!" Glomps him.
Luka: "Hi Jim!"
Alois: "It's Alois now."
Luka: "Oh."
Kai: "Now I've got some truth and dares! First, Sebastian, can I have my cat back now?"
Sebastian: Pouts and hands her the cat.
Kai: "Ok, Alois, if I could grant one of your wishes, what would it be and why?"
Alois: "Make Ciel Phantomhive mine of course!"
Kai: "Why?"
Alois: "Why not?"
Kai: Sweatdrops. "Ok. Claude, I don't like you one bit so shave your head and dress like a chicken while singing I'm a little teapot."
Claude: "No."
Me: "Do it! No one here likes you!"
Sanji: "I do!"
Me: "No one gave you permission to speak!"
Sanji: Huffs and crosses her arms.
Claude: "Still no."
Me: "Alois! Shave his head!"
Alois: "Yes!" Drags Claude into another room.
Kai: "Lizzy, I heard you were good at fencing. Is that true?"
Lizzy: "Yeah I guess."
Kai: "Ciel, SMILE!"
Ciel: smiles.
Sanji: Fangirls and passes out.
Ciel: Cocks an eyebrow. "Ok then."
Kai: Smiles evilly. "Braelynn..."
Me: "Yeeeeees."
Kai: "Kiss the one you like."
Me: "Can't. He's shaving Claude's head right now."
Ciel: "YOU LIKE ALOIS?!"
Me: "No dur, Sherlock! He's only the smexiest boy ever! The bipolar is a bonus!"
Kai: "Well when he gets back, you have to kiss him."
Me: "Ok."
Kai: "That's all from me!"
Sanji: "My turn!"
Me: "You go last."
Sanji: "You're so mean!"
Me: "I know. So, next is from Thelasthorror who I found out was a girl (sorry). Sebastian, free all the kitties from cat jail! They need your help!"
Sebastian: "I WILL! Braelynn, where's the closest cat pound?"
Me: "I have no clue."
Sebastian: "I'll find it!" Runs out of the house.
Sanji: "Dangit! He left!"
Me: "Next is from meow cats r awesome. Alois is not here right now so when he gets back I will kiss him then give him his truth from meow cats r awesome. Now Lizzy and Grell have to cut their hair short."
Grell: "What?! No! This is the cut I chose for my Bassy!"
Me: "He might like it short more."
Grell: Pulls out his scissor death scythes and cuts his hair. "There you go, Bassy! How is it?"
Sebastian: "Good I guess."
Lizzy: Cuts her hair and sighs. "I look horrible now."
Alois: Comes back in. "I'm back!"
Me: Kisses Alois on the cheek. "Ha! You never specified where!"
Kai: "Dangit!"
Alois: Frozen.
Me: "Now where's Claude?"
Claude: Walks in wearing a choking costume then starts singing I'm a little teapot.
Me: Starts laughing. "Ok, now for Alois' truth. Who do you like better? Ciel or Luka?"
Alois: "You kissed me."
Me: "Yes I know. Now answer the question."
Alois: "No one's ever kissed me before."
Me: "Can we get on with this?"
Alois: "I don't know. Luka is like my brother and Ciel is my love. I guess Ciel."
Me: "Ok. Now Sanji you can do yours."
Sanji: "Yes! Ciel, I dare you to kiss Alois. And yes you have to initiate it."
Ciel: "No!"
Alois: "Another kiss? What am I? The kissing machine?"
Me: "Maybe. Can you tie the stem of a cherry with your tongue?"
Alois: "Yes."
Me: "Then yes. You're the kissing machine."
Alois: "..."
Ciel: "I'm still not doing it."
Sanji: "I can give you an alternative. But you're not going to like it."
Ciel: "What's the alternative?"
Sanji: "Show everyone what's under your eyepatch. And it can't be a few seconds."
Ciel: Kisses Alois' cheek. "No one ever specifies anymore."
Sanji: "Gosh Dangit! Fine. How did the 'kiss' feel?
Ciel: "Fine I guess."
Alois: Frozen again.
Sanji: "I'm going to be killed after this one. I have a dare for Sebastian."
Sebastian: "Ok go ahead." Covered with cats.
Me: "When did you get here?"
Sanji: "He has a bunch of cats! Ok, so I dare you to kiss Grell on the cheek."
Sebastian: Sighs. "Fine." Kisses Grell's cheek.
Grell: Shrieks and fangirls then passes out.
Me: "Well that's all for this chapter. Bye!"