Story 7: Stan's Tip on Girls.
Stan and Hamtaro were outside and Stan wanted to talk to Hamtaro about some things.
Stan: Alright Hamtaro! Now that it just the two of us. It's time that I tell you to something important.
Hamtaro: Heke? Important?
Stan: Yes. Like, super important.
Hamtaro: (thoughts) Stan looks serious. I wonder what it is?
Stan: Today. I am gonna give you...the tips on how to get a girl.
Hamtaro then falls to the ground after hearing that.
Hamtaro: Really Stan? That's the important thing?
Stan: Hey come on! I'm serious.
Hamtaro: What do you mean by that?
Stan: Think about it. We are both pretty cool, handsome hams. Yet neither of us have stendy girlfriends. Yet hams like Maxwell and Oxnard do have girlfriends. Doesn't that make you feel weird.
Hamtaro: Hmm...not really. I'm happy for those two.
Stan: Still...it would be a good thing for hams like us to have someone. But now, let me give you the tips.
Tip 1: Observe the girl.
Stan: Tip #1: You should observe what the girl looks like. Check out all of her features. From her heads to her toes. That's how you can tell she is a cutie. That's outer beauty for you.
Hamtaro: Isn't outer beauty only skin deep? What should matter is what the person is like in the inside.
Stan: True. But you don't want to end up a girl that's hard to look at.
Hamtaro: Fair enough.
Stan: Okay. With that said, that leads us to my next tip.
Tip 2: Inner beauty.
Stan: Tip #2: You should know a girls inner beauty and see what they are like. The best girls to go for are the ones that are caring, sweet, sensative, and sincere.
Hamtaro: Like Bijou or Pashmina?
Stan: Exactly pal. Actually, those two are an example of a double package. Both inner and outer beauty. *sigh* Their both are like, so awesome and hot. They are differently both on the top of my list. Don't you agree?
Hamtaro: (sweat drop) Ah ha ha ha...yeah.
Tip 3: Eyes.
Stan: Tip #3 is a simple one. Eye contact.
Hamtaro: Eye contact?
Stan: Yes. Eye contact. You should always look at the eyes of a girl that you like. They say that the eyes are like the gateway into one's soul.
Hamtaro: Wow! That's really deep.
Stan: I know. It's true too. Looking at a spouse's eye is how you can tell what kind of person someone can be. And if you look at someone that right way and you feel a spark, that means the person may be meant for you.
Hamtaro: Is that really true?
Stan: I think so. It was like that for sis. So I don't see why it wouldn't be like that for anyone else.
Stan then grabbed Hamtaro wanted to take him somewhere.
Stan: Come with me.
Hamtaro: Umm...okay.
Stan then led Hamtaro to an opening near the clubhouse and Pashmina was by herself.
Hamtaro: Hey. There's Pashmina.
Stan: (lovestrucked) *sigh* Pashy baby. Such beauty and sweetness. What else could a ham want in a girl?
Hamtaro: (smirks) Hehehe! Seems like someone's smitten.
Stan: (blushes) Pashy's...alright. As far as most girls go.
At that moment, they both noticed Hamtaro and Stan noticed that Dexter and Howdy were with Pashmina. Both of them trying to woo her again. Stan wasn't too happy about that.
Stan: Dexter? Howdy?
From the distance where Dexter and Howdy were with Pashmina...
Dexter: Hello Pashmina. You look as beautiful as ever.
Howdy: Forget that. You look more beautiful with each and every pasting day.
Pashmina: (slightly blushes) Umm...thanks?
Stan and Hamtaro were watching from a distance. Stan's angry started to stir.
Stan: Grrrrrr...
Hamtaro: Uhhhhhh...Stan? Are you okay?
Stan: (angrily) HAMTARO! NEXT TIP!
Hamtaro: Wah! Why so angry?
Tip 4: Getting rid of the compatition.
Stan: Sometimes you are not the only one that likes a girl. When this happens, one of the best things to do is get rid of you compatititon.
Hamtaro: Get rid of? I hope you don't mean anything too serious.
Stan: Don't worry. I'm not gonna do anything too bad to Howdy and Dexter. But I do know one way to get rid of them.
Hamtaro: How are you gonna do that?
Stan: (smirks) Hehe! One thing you got to know is one's weakness. In this case, Dexter and Howdy both have the same weakness. Each other.
Hamtaro: Heke?
Stan: Howdy and Dexter always fight with each other. Why do the two of them fight? That's because they both have the hots for Pashmina.
Hamtaro: Stan, you're not going to tell them about...you know what, are you?
Stan: No. No. But I will be a bit blunt with them. Come on.
Stan takes Hamtaro and goes to Dexter and Howdy, who are starting to argue with each other. But at least they had the decency to not argue in from of Pashmina.
Howdy: (angry) I tell you. Pashmina likes me more, Dexter.
Dexter: (angry) And I'm telling you, Howdy, Pashmina likes me more.
Howdy and Dexter: Grrr...
Stan: Fighting again?
Howdy and Dexter: Stan! Hamtaro!
Hamtaro: You guys just won't quit, will you?
Dexter: I'll quit when Howdy gives up and admits Pashmina is better with me.
Howdy: I agree with Dexter. Only instead of him, he has to admits Pashmina is better with me.
Stan: *sigh* Can I tell you guys something?
Hamtaro: (whispers to Stan) Stan!
Stan: (whispers back) Relax! I got this.
Stan then coughs to clear his throat.
Stan: If you both really like Pashmina, thenjust tell her.
Howdy and Dexter: Just tell her?
Stan: You guys can't fight over Pashmina forever. It's like, really crazy, stupid and it's starting to get on everyone nerves. INCLUDING Pashy.
Howdy and Dexter: *gulp*
Stan: So it will give all of us relief if you guys just "pull the band-aid" and get over over with.
Howdy: You...have a point Stan.
Dexter: I guess we can't fight each other for her forever.
Howdy: Guess we should ask Pashmina herself.
Stan: You should.
Dexter: Yeah! It's a good way to end this fued once and for all.
Howdy and Dexter then are about to walk over to Pashmina. But then Stan said some more things.
Stan: Then again...she can't like both of you. So that means each of you have a 50% chance of one of you getting with her. Even then, the other one doesn't really have a 100% chance. Odds are, she may not have feelings for either of you guys. If that's the case, then everything you two did up to this point was for nothing.
Howdy and Dexter: Wha...what?
Stan: The worst that could happen is that the two of you feel totally destroyed and unable to love again, because the only girl you guys actually like doesn't like either of you that way. But that can't be THAT big of a possibility, right? I think one of you guys will be fine. Maybe. Well, go on you two.
At that moment, both Dexter and Howdy looked super grim. They always knew that Pashmina could only like one of them, but never thought about Pashmina not liking neither of them. The two then started to walk away.
Stan: Where are you two going?
Dexter: (grim-looking) I...need to rethink some things.
Howdy: (grim-looking) Yeah...Me too.
Just like that, Dexter and Howdy left. Stan kinda to some laughing afterwords.
Stan: Hahaha! I thought that would work.
Hamtaro: Stan. Don't you think that was kinda cruel.
Stan: Hey. Sometimes, you have to be firm. Beside, what I said was true. Pashy can't like both of them. The two of them will have to deal with that sooner or later.
Hamtaro: That's true.
Stan: But odds are, they will still be competing with each other for her.
Hamtaro: Yeah. I don't think that will end anytime soon.
Stan: Anyway. Pashy Babe is by herself. Now's like, the time for me to do my thing and make sure she's not so...lonely.
Stan was about to go over to Pashmina. But then he realized someone was in front of her. It was his sister Sandy and she was not too happy. She happen to hear that last part about going to Pashmina.
Sandy: Staaaaannn...
Stan: GAH! SANDY!
Sandy: Still at it? Can't you ever stop?
Stan: Come on sis. I didn't do anything.
Sandy: You were about to go over to Pashmina and like, flirt with her again, were you?
Stan: Well...uhh...
Sandy: That's all I need to hear.
Sandy then, as usual, drags her brother away.
Stan: *sigh* You can't ever just let me be me, can you?
As Sandy dragged her brother, Hamtaro watch and a sweat mark dripped from his back.
Hamtaro: Tip 5: Sisters. Make sure you always watch for your sister. Otherwise, she will just drag you off like she usually does. Haha.
End