Me: "We're back!"
Sanji: "Yay!"
Me: "So today, Ciel and Alois have to sing Sakura Kiss from Ouran Highschool Host Club! If you've never seen it, then at least watch the song dubbed because they're going to sing it dubbed. Oh, and it was PEPSICOLASHIPPER that sent that."
Ciel: "Am I allowed to throw myself off a cliff?"
Me: "No. Now sing it!" Plays the instrumental to Sakura Kiss.
Alois: "Kiss kiss fall in love!"
Both: "Hey hey hey!"
Ciel: "I see you come, I watch you go; you never seem to leave me though. So is this love or hate? We'll see... You're making me crazy."
Alois: "Inside my dreams, you're all I see; well all I see is you and me. Lady maybe, or host I find... I really don't mind."
Ciel: "If I had to choose a rose from this garden of romance, maybe we could take this chance."
Both: "Maybe your my love!"
Alois: "And I would like to find a hand like yours to take mine. And with one kiss, we would stop time, and I'd fall in love with you."
Ciel: "Tomorrow's far away; let's place our hope in today. Just you and me, in a beautiful spring. And we'll always fall in love again.
Alois: "Hey hey hey!"
Both: "Maybe you're my love!"
Me: Fangirls.
Ciel: "Can I go die now?"
Me: "No! Next we all have to play the pocky game!"
Ciel: Pales. "Please tell me I'm not with-"
Me: "Ciel is with Alois!"
Ciel: Dies.
Me: Pulls out a box of pocky sticks. "Who wants to go first?"
Lizzy: "What do you do?"
Me: "One person chews on one end, while another chews on the other end. You have to keep going. If the pocky stick doesn't break then you are rewarded with a kiss by the person on the other end!"
Kai: "Let's add a rule. All the guys get to pick who they do the pocky game with! And each person can only go once."
Alois: "I'll go first! Get up Ciel!" Pulls Ciel's arm.
Ciel: "Let me die."
Alois: "No! Get up! Would you rather me straddle you?"
Ciel: "Ok ok! I'm up!" Sits up.
Luka: "Big brother likes boys?!"
Me: "Yeah."
Alois: Grabs a pocky stick and sticks one end in his mouth then sticks the other in Ciel's. Starts nibbling on it.
Ciel: Blushing darkly as he starts nibbling.
Lizzy: Praying. "Please break. Please break. Please break."
Alois: Starts nibbling quicker.
Me: Watching with starry eyes.
Alois: Getting closer to Ciel.
Ciel: Slows down the nibbling.
Alois: Gets to Ciel and kisses him.
Ciel: Eyes widen and turns completely red.
Me: Fangirls and dies.
Kai: "How did you do it on the first try?!"
Alois: Still kissing Ciel.
Sanji: "Uh... I think they're going to be at it for a while."
Ciel: Pushes Alois away. "Don't ever kiss me like that again!"
Alois: "So I can kiss you a different way?"
Ciel: "No!"
Sanji: "I stand corrected."
Me: "Next!"
Sebastian: "Me and Sanji!"
Sanji: "EH?! W-WHY ME?!"
Sebastian: "Because you're half cat."
Sanji: "Tiger dragon."
Sebastian: "Still a cat. Now give me a pocky stick."
Kai: "Ooooooh, Sanji has caught Sebastian's interest!" Hands him a pocky stick.
Sanji: "Sh-shut up!"
Sebastian: Sticks pocky stick in Sanji's mouth then sticks it in his and starts chewing.
Sanji: Deep red. Starts chewing.
Pocky stick breaks
Sanji: Takes her half of the stick out. "Yes!"
Sebastian: Pouts and eats his half.
Kai: "Luka, you're next."
Luka: "What? But I don't know anyone here!"
Kai: "Sorry but everyone has to."
Luka: "Ok. Um..." Looks around. "You." Points at Lizzy.
Me: "Whoo Lizzy!"
Lizzy: Blushes slightly.
Luka: Starts the pocky game with her.
Lizzy: Starts chewing.
Luka: Stops chewing for a second and blushes lightly.
Me: "Oh my gosh! I think he's starting to like her!" Pulls out notepad and starts writing something down. "Note to self: make them a ship."
Pocky stick breaks.
Luka: "Another!"
Lizzy: "Is that allowed?"
Me: "I don't think so. At least not for this dare."
Luka: "Oh come on! Please! I just want to try once more!"
Kai: "Nope. Sorry."
Luka: Pouts.
Kai: "Soma is next!"
Soma: Grabs a pocky stick. "Hmm, I guess me and Braelynn."
Me: 0_0 "Heh?"
Sanji: "Ooooooh, you got the prince!"
Me: "The annoying, pouty prince!"
Soma: "Rude."
Kai: "You have to do it, Braelynn. He chose you."
Me: Huffs. "Fine." Gets a pocky stick and sticks it in my mouth.
Soma: Bites the other end.
Me: Breaks the stick. "Ha!"
Soma: "You cheated!"
Me: "You have no proof!"
Soma: "I saw you break it!"
Me: "So you'd rather kiss me?" Smirks.
Soma: Blushes and scratches the back of his head. "N-no."
Me: "Then why are you complaining?"
Kai: "Agni's turn!"
Agni: "You."
Kai: "Me?!"
Agni: "Yes. The only other options are that redhead," Points at Madame Red, "Hannah, Mey-Rin, and Ran-Mao."
Kai: "Good point."
Agni: Starts the game with her and they lose.
Grell: "I wanted to do Bassy, but since he already chose, I guess I'll do Madame Red."
Red: Glares at Grell.
Me: "Ok, but don't be upset if the breaks the stick on purpose and tries to kill you."
Grell: "She won't be able to kill me. I'm a shinigami, after all." Starts pocky game with her.
Red: Glare deepens and she breaks the stick. "I hate you, you know."
Grell: Gulps. "Yeah I know."
Me: "Claude's turn!"
Claude: "Whatever. Hannah."
Hannah: "Fine."
Claude: Does the pocky game with her and they end up kissing.
Hannah: Eyes wide.
Alois: "I knew it!"
Me: "Finny's turn!"
Finny: "D-do I have to?"
Kai: "Yes."
Finny: Sighs. "Mey-Rin."
Mey-Rin: Blushes. "Oh... I-I don't know... I-"
Me: "Just do it!"
Mey-Rin: "O-ok!"
Finny: Starts pocky game with her while blushing.
Mey-Rin: Closes her eyes.
Finny: Kisses her.
Me: Fangirls again. "I now ship them! Lau is next. I already know who he's picking."
Lau: "Ran-Mao." Does the pocky game with her and loses.
Me: "Now Timber."
Triplets: Start whispering.
Timber: Grabs a pocky stick and sticks it in Canterbury's mouth.
Sanji: 0_0
Me: Has sparkles in my eyes again.
Timber: Starts the game and loses.
Me: Dies.
Ciel: "And that leaves us with the last triplet and Bardroy."
Bardroy: "Huh?! They planned this didn't they?!"
Thompson: Smirks and grabs a pocky stick and starts the game with him.
Everyone: Starts laughing at him.
Bardroy: Blushes in embarrassment.
Thompson: Kisses him.
Bardroy: Blushes even more.
Me: Suddenly alive. "YAOI!"
Kai: "You ship Cielois! How is this any different?!"
Me: "Cielois is the only gay pairing I ship... and L and Light from Death Note."
Kai: "Ok, well since the pocky game is over, now it's time for my truth or dares." Smiles evilly. "Braelynn, you have to kiss Alois."
Me: "Fine."
Kai: "On the lips."
Me: "..."
Alois: "..."
Me: Grumbles. "Fine." Pecks his lips and starts blushing furiously.
Alois: "..." Dies.
Kai: "Braelynn, which is better? Alois or Death the Kid?"
Me: "WHY DO YOU ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS?! Death the Kid can protect me, but Alois is practically my dream boy. AGH! THIS IS SO HARD! I guess Alois. Death the Kid. Alois! Death the Kid! AGH!" Brain explodes and I pass out.
Sanji: "Ok then."
Kai: "Sebastian. Do you know what a lioncut is?"
Sebastian: "Yes."
Kai: "Ok, Lizzy, where jeans."
Lizzy: "What are jeans?"
Me: Suddenly back again. "What I'm wearing."
Lizzy: "Ew!"
Kai: "Wear some!"
Lizzy: "Fine."
Me: Snaps fingers and Lizzy is wearing jeans.
Lizzy: "Hey, they actually feel nice."
Sebastian: Covers Ciel's eyes.
Alois: Eyes wide and is staring at Lizzy. "Whoa."
Lizzy: "What?" Looks down and is only wearing a corset and jeans. Eyes widen and quickly covers herself.
Me: Snaps fingers and a shirt appears on her.
Lizzy: "Thank you."
Sebastian: Takes hand away from Ciel.
Ciel: "I've been scarred."
Kai: "Ok! Next! Grell, teach sex ed."
Me: "Who whoa whoa! This is a rated T story!"
Kai: "Then just skip it."
Me: "Oh ok."
1 HOUR OF SEX ED LATER
Grell: "And that's all you need to know about sex!"
All the ones under sixteen (except Alois and Kai): Lying on the floor lifeless.
Ciel: "I'm never having sex."
Alois: "It sounds fun!"
Ciel: "There's something wrong with you."
Kai: "Last one! Madame Red, don't wear red!"
Red: Changes into black.
Kai: "Ok that works."
Me: "Well that's all for today everyone! I don't own Black Butler or any of its characters! Bye!"
Alois: "Hey Ciel! Let's have a threesome with Braelynn!"
Me and Ciel: "NO!"
Sanji: "I DON'T NEED ANOTHER IMAGE!"
Kai: "Bye!"