Sanji: "We're back!"

Kai: "And after us trying to stop Alois from having a threesome."

Alois: Tied up and gagged. "Mmffmf!"

Kai: "Now! On with the truth or dares! Sebastian, since you know what a lioncut is, here!" Hands him a fluffy cat. "Give him a lioncut. His name is Mr. Fluffy!"

Sebastian: "Ok!" Starts shaving the cat.

Kai: "So I ship Cielizzy so you two have to play Romeo and Juliet, but Ciel as Juliet and Lizzy as Romeo. And if you refuse, you can meet Chain-kun!" Holds up a chainsaw. "I bet you're jealous Grell."

Grell: Huffs. "Why do you get all the cool stuff?"

Kai: "Because Braelynn allows me to. Now Romeo and Juliet, act out the cute part!"

Ciel: Sighs. "Romeo oh Romeo! Let down your hair!"

Sanji: "...That's Rapunzel you nutjob."

Ciel: "I always skip that part in the story, so I don't know what it is."

Kai: "...Ok? Then we'll skip this one. Claude, bash your head into a wall."

Claude: "No."

Kai: Starts the chainsaw.

Claude: "Fine." Rams head into my wall mKing a big hole in it.

Me: "MY WALL!"

Kai: "Grell, can I play with your hair if I magically make it long again?" Makes his hair long again. "Actually, you don't get a choice. I'm going to play with it anyways." Starts playing with his hair.

Grell: "I was going to say yes, anyways."

Kai: "Lizzy, did you know you were more badass than Ciel?"

Lizzy: "How so?"

Kai: "You just are."

Lizzy: "Oh ok."

Me: "Ok, I want to do some truth or dares too. Ciel, since Sanji wasn't specific with her dare, I dare Ciel to kiss Alois on the lips for at least ten seconds."

Ciel: "I hate you."

Me: "Luv ya too!"

Ciel: Takes the gag off Alois. "I'm going to regret this."

Alois: "No you won't! I can tie the stem of a cherry into a knot with my tongue!"

Ciel: "That doesn't help!"

Me: Gets out camera.

Ciel: Gulps and kisses Alois.

Me: Takes picture. "That's a keeper!"

Sanji: Looking at a watch. "5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1. Ok! You're done!"

Ciel: Continues to kiss him.

Sanji: "Agh! Braelynn, you ruined him!"

Me: "Yus!"

Sanji: "That's not good!"

Me: "It is in my eyes!"

Ciel: Pulls back and blushes furiously. "How long was that?"

Sanji: Looks at watch. "27 seconds."

Ciel: "Crap!"

Alois: "You enjoyed it!"

Ciel: "Did not!"

Me: "Ciel, tell the truth. How much did you enjoy it?"

Ciel: "...It wasn't bad."

Me: "That's not an answer!"

Ciel: "...I-I liked it." Blushes darkly.

Me: "How much? Did you want to continue?"

Ciel: Hangs head down in shame and nods slightly.

Alois: "Ha! Told you I was a good kisser!"

Ciel: "Please shut up. You just ruined my pride."

Me: "Ok! I need details! Did he use tongue?"

Alois: "Believe it or not, he used it first."

Me: "EEEEEEEEE!"

Ciel: Grabs my pocket knife and opens it, then puts it up to his neck.

Me: "Whoa!" Grabs knife. "No! I won't allow any deaths here unless it's Claude!"

Claude: "Excuse me?"

Me: "You are excused. Now, I have decided to make Luka and Lizzy a pair, so what do you two think of that?"

Lizzy: "I'm engaged to Ciel, so that won't work."

Me: "Ciel is going to be with Alois so you can give up."

Lizzy: "I won't allow that!"

Me: "Luka, what do you think about you being with Lizzy?"

Luka: "...I-I don't know... I mean, she's cute and all, but... I just don't know."

Me: "What about when you did the pocky game? You wanted to go again because you lost. Is there a reason for that?"

Luka: "Ok, I like her!"

Me: "I knew it! Next, Sebastian, who are you bisexual for?"

Sebastian: "Well, I really don't have a specific taste but I'd do anyone for info."

Grell: "Even me?!"

Sebastian: "...Maybe."

Grell: "Yes!"

Me: ok! That's all for now! Oh! And you can send truth or dares to Sanji, Kai, and me!"

Sanji: "Wait! Don't drag me into this!"

Me: "You should've known I'd do this. Maybe you shouldn't have begged to be in this."

Sanji: "I hate you."

Me: "Luv ya too!"

Alois: "Bye everyone! And remember, I can tie the stem of a cherry on a knot with my tongue!"

Me: "You can shut up now."

Alois: "Threesome!"

Me: "GAG HIM!"

Sanji: Gags him.

Kai: "We don't own Black Butler or any of its characters!"

Sanji: "Bye!"