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For this chapter only: "Namekian" "English"

LET'S BEGIN!

()-()-()

Gohan continued to look at his hands with an intensity he didn't think possible. They were shaking, causing noticeable tremors in the air. Suppressing his Ki, he stood up and collected his bearings.

With a sigh, he looked towards Dende. "Well, thanks Dende. Me and Erasa are going to New Namek now, so if you could teleport Sharpner home, I'd appreciate it." Without waiting for a response from his Namekian friend, Gohan walked over to Erasa and used Instantaneous Movement to disappear to New Namek.

Once the blonde couple were gone and Sharpner returned home, Dende found himself laughing uncontrollably.

"Dende, is something funny?" Mr. Popo asked the second Dende fell over.

Dende wiped a tear from his eye. "It's just that when we were children, Gohan went up against Frieza with laughable amount of power. Now that he's the dream of every fighter, he's become too shy to be able to look Frieza in the face." Needless to say, Dende was going to have a field day with this. A trip to Capsule Corp would do just nicely…

()-()-()

Blue grass, a green sky, and three suns. Gohan breathed in Namek's oxygen-rich air and enjoyed the nostalgic chilly temperature.

Erasa, on the other hand, was freezing. Despite having three suns and sentient plant humanoids populating the planet, Namek's average temperature was about fifteen Celsius. A tube-top and short-shorts were not ideal (Bulma wore a coat on Namek. Going on that.)

"Gohan…" Erasa said as she flared her Ki slightly to keep warm.

"What's up?" Gohan asked, oblivious of how fifteen Celsius would affect a city girl. He took a look at the Dragon Radar, still oblivious to the cold, and started flying off in the direction of the first Dragon Ball.

"Not the temperature, that's for damn sure." Erasa grumbled, and took after the Saiyan. After a few minutes of flying, the two landed in the middle of a village that was bustling with activity. A few Namekians paid attention to the two blonds, but most were hurrying around the town in a semi panic.

Following the highest Ki of whom Gohan believed to be the village elder, Gohan was led to a large hut with only one older Namekian inside.

"GUARDS!" The Namekian bellowed in his native language. Gohan, who has spent years around Dende, responded to the Namekian in Namekian.

"Sir, I am Gohan son of Goku. I came here to your planet to ask your people a favour." Gohan said gently, causing the elder to call off the oncoming guards.

Erasa was more than confused as to what was being said, so took this opportunity to measure her Ki against the village average. 'Gohan said my power level was at about five-thousand, and judging from the villagers average of three-hundred… Oh Kami! The Elder is at least at nine-thousand! Maybe a little over!'

Fourth-wall breaking references aside, Gohan and the Elder were discussing Gohan's request.

"Revive them? What makes you think you can even control them?" The Elder asked with an edge to his voice.

Smirking, Gohan released five percent of his power.

"OKAY, YOU CAN CONTROL THEM!" The Elder yelled, shivering at the power he just felt. He then turned to Erasa who was lost in thought. "Human girl, Son Gohan said your name was Erasa? Could you tell me what you will be wishing for?"

Erasa snapped out of thoughts of the new Dragon Phone 7 she heard about and looked at the Elder. Even though she was nervous of what Gohan would think of her, she remembered the wish he wanted to make. "I-I want to be a Saiyan…" Erasa said through stutters

The Elder looked at Erasa and shook his head lightly with a smile. "Humans are funny creatures."

()-()-()

Gohan looked at the six Dragonballs he and Erasa collected from the Namekian villages, and grinned at his work.

"Just one more ball and you will become a Saiyan and the- Oh no…" Gohan said with a deadpan. He stretched his senses and sensed a power that seemed oddly non-existent but still powerful. Headed straight to Earth.

"What's wrong?" Erasa asked, oblivious to the power that Gohan was sensing.

"Deus Ex Machina is what." Gohan said, growling to himself. He looked at his Dragonradar, and confirmed the distance of the last Dragonball. He then looked to Erasa. "The last Dragonball is about a hundred miles west of here. Stay here and guard the Dragonballs."

Erasa looked at the puff of dust Gohan left behind and rolled her eyes.

'I wonder what Gohan's so worried about. He did say that I was one of the strongest on Earth…' Erasa thought to herself, and then sensed Gohan's massive energy back near her. "For a guy who can teleport, you like taking your time." Erasa said playfully.

Gohan merely grunted in response, and rested the last Dragonball on the pile. Racking his head for the proper words, Gohan chanted, "Rise Porunga, I require your power!"

Erasa looked at Porunga, and thought back to Shenron. 'Okay Erasa, look at Porunga, now back to Shenron. That dragon, our dragon. Sadly, that dragon isn't our dragon. But with new Dragonballs, our dragon can look like that dragon.' Erasa thought to herself in an oddly advertisement-like fashion.

Gohan stared up at Porunga. He looked back at Erasa, who was staring at the steroid-pumped dragon. Looking back at Porunga, he said his and Erasa's wishes. "Porunga, I wish for Erasa to become a Saiyan."

Porunga's eyes flashed. "It is done, but it has taken extra power from me. I can only grant one more wish, and I apologize." Porunga said, feeling drained of fully converting a human's DNA.

Gohan shrugged; the two of them only had two wishes. Grinning, he made his next wish with an inhumanly prideful glee. 'This is going to be awesome!' "I now wish for the Saiyan race to be revived!" Gohan bellowed.

Porunga shook his head. "I can only revive people you have come in contact with and are directly related to you. I will, however, revive the Saiyans that you have known." Porunga's eyes flashed, and several bodies appeared around the dragon, looking confused. "I shall take my leave."

'Not so awesome… WHERE THE HFIL IS BROLY!?' Gohan thought to himself, and then looked over to Erasa, who had a tail wagging everywhere. "Enjoying the new tail?" He said, completely disregarding Broly-related thoughts.

"HOW AM I STILL BLONDE?" Was the first thing that came out of Erasa's mouth.

Gohan laughed. "You feed off of my Ki, Super Saiyan Ki. Your strength has multiplied by fifty, and…" Gohan got lost in his explanation when he remembered a certain someone that was Saiyan. He turned around and immediately saw Goku in Saiyan armour and a female Saiyan fussing over another Goku…?

"Kakarot…?" The female Saiyan whispered.

"Kakarot! I knew I'd see you again!" The Goku look alike yelled.

Gohan walked over to the three and watched the show with a now calm Erasa.

"I don't know who you are, why you look like me, or how you know my Saiyan name, but I'm Goku now." Goku said in confusion, not even aware of his son staring at him.

"I-I'm your dad; Bardock!" The Saiyan now known as Bardock said. Goku just shrugged.

The female looked at her mate and slapped him. "Of course he wouldn't remember you, you were never around him!" She turned her attention to Goku. "But you remember your own mother, right? Gine…?" Goku shook his head. The Saiyan Gine was devastated, and broke down into tears. Goku awkwardly meandered away from his 'parents', and noticed Gohan.

"Gohan! How am I alive? Why am I alive? Why are you a Super Saiyan?" Goku asked.

Gohan didn't answer any questions his dad asked, but tackled him into a hug… that sent the two around the planet three times. When they landed, Gohan was crying into Goku's shoulder.

"Dad… You've missed far too much…" Gohan managed to say between sobs. The two Saiyans continued their embrace until Gohan was tapped on the shoulder.

"How touching. Now that you two are obviously filled with weakness, what's going to stop me from killing you?" A certain green mutant bio-android said with a distinctive voice.

Gohan mumbled to himself, "Oh yeah, you're part Saiyan… Fuck." With that, Cell head-butted Gohan's foot. Not a good attack. "You will be my sparring partner, and Earth is your prison. End of story, shut up, and kill yourself if you don't like it." Gohan said to the regenerating head, and walked over to Goku.

Nappa walked up to the disembodied head of Cell. "Looks like you're a prison-"

"Don't finish that sentence…" Cell said menacingly.

"…Bitch…"

/Note de le Author/ I AM ALIVE! AND NAPPA WILL BE TFS NAPPA! Why wasn't Broly there? Deus Ex Machina.

Sorry for not updating. I have no real excuse for this lack of activity, and I apologize.

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