Me: "We're back! Do I update too quickly?"
Ciel: "Yes."
Me: "Oh well. We finally got Lizzy to calm down over Ciel being a demon."
Lizzy: Tied up in a corner and gagged.
Alois: "Is that how you calm everyone down?"
Me: "Not everyone~"
Kai: "Ok, on with the truth or dares. Who here hates me? BE HONEST!"
Claude, Ciel, and the triplets: Raise their hands.
Me: "Heartless people."
Kai: "...Ok, Sebby, go into a room full of fangirls and don't do anything except say 'I'm just one hell of a butler'."
Sebastian: "And how will I find a room full of fangirls?"
Me: "Easy! Just go to a one direction concert! I'm sure you'll find some!"
Sebastian: "Ok, when's the next concert?"
Me: "I have no clue! You should ask my sister!"
Sebastian: "And where is she at?"
Me: "Probably in her room watching Tokyo Ghoul."
Sebastian: "And where is her room?"
Me: "Directly across from mine."
Sebastian: Nods and goes to my sister's room. You hear a shriek after a couple seconds.
Me: "And my sister just realized who he was. Madi, calm down! He's only here for truth or dare!"
Madi: Walks out with Sebastian. "Why didn't you tell me Black Butler was here?!"
Me: "Because I knew you'd want to interfere."
Madi: "That's an excuse!"
Me: "No it's not."
Madi: "Oh! Hey Anna!"
Sanji: "I'm not Anna here. I'm Sanji."
Madi: "Sure, and I'm Amaya." Enter sarcasm. "And who's that?" Points at Kai.
Me: "Kai."
Madi: "Oh, the Estonian girl?"
Me: "Yeah!"
Madi: "What about the guy from Utah?"
Me: "You know I can't talk to him anymore. If Mom found him here, she'd kill me."
Kai: "You told her about me?"
Me: "Yeah. She thinks your name is cool."
Kai: "Well thank you!"
Madi: "Welcome!" Sees Alois. "Why is his hair black?"
Alois: "Why is YOUR hair black?"
Madi: "Because I dyed it."
Alois: "Same reason."
Madi: "I like it! What about Ciel? Does he like it?"
Ciel: "Again with this topic?"
Madi: "Sorry for asking. Braelynn, does Mom know you have people over?"
Me: "...No. But I've done this before with the Soul Eater group!"
Madi: "That's no excuse."
Me: "I'll let you join if you don't tell Mom."
Madi: "There's no way I'm refusing that!" Sits down. "You need to clean your room again."
Me: "Shut up!"
Madi: "Don't tell me to shut up. I'm your older sister."
Me: Huffs.
Kai: "Anyways... back to the truth or dares!"
Me: "Wait, did Sebastian ask the question?"
Sebastian: "Yes. It's next year."
Me: "Crap. Any other places with fangirls?"
Madi: "Don't say crap."
Me: Sticks my tongue out.
Madi: "I would suggest going to a comicon. There's one coming around the corner, so you should be fine by then."
Me: "But everyone would be wearing costumes. I doubt they would look any different."
Madi: "Sure they would! They're anime! Not regular human."
Me: "True."
Kai: "Ok, next. Luka, you're reeeeaaaally cute, so here! Have some cake and tea!" Hands him a slice of cake and a cup of tea. "Also, isn't his name spelled Luca?"
Me: "I've seen that, but when I watch it in Japanese, the subtitles have a 'k' in it. It may be different for you."
Kai: "Oh ok."
Madi: "I'm going to go finish studying now. Thanks for interrupting." Gets up and walks back into her room.
Me: "Bye!"
Kai: "Braelynn, you're going to hate me for this buuuuuut..." Slaps Alois. "yeah I'm just evil like that XD!"
Alois: "What was that for?!"
Me: Hugs Alois. "She's just a meany. Don't worry, I'd never hurt you."
Alois: "What if I tried to rape you?" Quiet for a moment then eyes widen. "Crap I didn't mean to say that!"
Me: "Then I'd probably hurt you. And what do you mean you didn't mean to say that? Are you PLANNING on raping me?!"
Alois: "No! It was just a thought."
Sanji: "Uh-huh, sure."
Kai: "Anyways, Madame Red, Google yourself. It's hard giving dares to you."
Madame Red: "Um, ok?" Goes and Googles herself.
Kai: "Ciel, hug a cat. MY cat to be exact!" Hands him her cat.
Ciel: Swallows. "Oh no." Hugs the cat.
Cat: Starts growling then attacks Ciel.
Ciel: "Agh!" Falls on the ground while being scratched up by the cat.
Me: Pulls cat off of him. "Bad cat." Hands it to Sebastian and it starts purring.
Ciel: Starts sneezing. "Crap."
Alois: "I thought he was joking about being allergic to hide the fact that he actually loves cats."
Ciel: "Why would I- *sneezes* Why would I make that up?!"
Kai: "Anyways, Lizzy, how's life going?"
Lizzy: Glares at her.
Kai: "How does it feel knowing that Ciel's a demon?"
Me: Ungags her.
Lizzy: "Does it LOOK like it feels good?!"
Kai: "Very!" Sighs. "Fine I'll give Claude a good one. Did you know you actually have fans? I'm NOT but you do."
Claude: "It's pretty obvious, isn't it?"
Kai: "Ok, that all!"
Me: "Yay! Now for Thelasthorror's truth or dares. Grell, how was your visit?"
Grell: "She's weird but it was ok, I guess."
Me: "Do you like the souvenir she gave you?"
Grell: "Oh yes! I very much like those garden tools that are completely useless to me!" Enter sarcasm.
Me: "Next, all the demons are going to be genderbended to react to their female and male forms."
All the demons turn into girls except for Hannah, who turns into a guy.
Ciel: Looks like when he was at Viscount Druitt's ball. Holds his crotch. "It's gone. Oh my God! It's gone!"
Me and Kai: Fall over laughing.
Sanji: "That's just disturbing."
Alois: "Does that mean I'm straight now?"
Me: Through fits of laughter. "N... no! You're still... as straight as a rainbow!"
Triplets: Have longer hair and are poking each other and whispering.
Claude: has long hair and is wearing a maid dress. "At least I've got my hair back."
Sebastian: Looks the same from when he dressed as a girl in the beginning of the story.
Hannah: "Hey, I don't have massive breasts anymore. Instead I have a-"
Me: Covers her- err his- mouth. "RATED T STORY!"
Kai: "This is too good!"
Alois: Smirks evilly. "So Ciel's a girl now, right?"
Me: "Uh-oh."
Alois: "Which means is get a reaction if I did this?" Steps behind Ciel and gropes her chest.
Ciel: "Ah! Alois don't!"
Me: "RATED T!" Pulls Alois away from her.
Lizzy: "Great! Now I'm engaged to a FEMALE demon!"
ME: "Ok, next. Sebastian, Thelasthorror has taken notice of your demon form hints and wants to know if you're a catwoman."
Sebastian: "As much as I'd like that, I'm not. I'm more like a crow demon."
Me: Grabs a random hat with names written in it. "Alois, choose a random name and bash their face with a brick."
Alois: "Ok." Draws a name and reads it. Crumpled it up and throws it. "Braelynn, do you have a brick?"
Me: "Actually, I do." Hands him a brick.
Alois: "Thank you!" Bashes Claude's face.
Sanji: "Figures."
Alois: "You're lucky demons heal... Claudia."
Me: "Now draw another name. This time you have to spend fifteen minutes with them. You don't have to do anything, just spend time with them."
Alois: "But I CAN do something if I want to, right?"
Me: "I guess."
Alois: Draws another name and smirks after reading it.
Ciel: "Please not be me, please not be me, please not be me."
Alois: "Braelynn."
Me: "Shit."
Kai: "Ooooooh Braelynn has to spend some alone time with Alois!"
Alois: "And you said I can do something if I want." Smirks.
Me: "I hate you Thelasthorror."
Sanji: "Just go in your closet. Nothing serious can happen in there. And if he somehow finds a way, we'll just have to stop the dare."
Me: "Ok." Walks in my closet, followed by Alois.
Alois: "Wow, you can barely fit two people in here."
Me: "Then just sit on my dresser (It's three feet tall)."
Alois: "I think I like this closeness better."
Sanji: "Um, the door's still open."
Alois: "Then close it."
Me: "And turn on the closet light."
Sanji: Closes door and turns on light. "I guess I'll continue with the others. Meow cats r awesome dares Sebastian to watch the nyan cat song."
Sebastian: "Something tells me I'll like it."
Sanji: Hands him her phone and has him put in earbuds then plays it.
Sebastian: "Is that a poptart kitty? Oh my gosh!" Starts laughing. "This song is great!"
Ciel: Looks over and cocks an eyebrow. "Is it farting rainbows?"
Sanji: "Ciel! That is very unladylike!"
Ciel: "Do you seriously want to start that with me?"
Sanji: "Yes, so you boys will know the torture we ladies have to go through. Now, either Madame Red or Grell has to dye their hair blue."
Grell: "I've already dealt with hair problems in this game."
Red: "Fine. Got any blue hair dye?"
Sanji: "Actually yes." Hands her blue hair dye. "I was going to use it for a prank."
Red: "...Ok then." Goes to my restroom to dye her hair.
Sanji: "Ciel, you have to dress up as a chicken and do the chicken dance in front of everyone."
Ciel: "Ok, first being changed to a girl and now dressing as a chicken and doing an idiotic dance?! Do you guys hate me or something?! I have my pride and dignity, you know!"
Kai: "You lost those in the first chapter. Now do it!" Picks up Chain-kun.
Ciel: "Fine. Give me a chicken costume."
Sanji: Hands him a chicken costume.
Ciel: Cocks eyebrow at her.
Sanji: "Still prank."
Ciel: "Ok." Goes to another room to change.
Sebastian: "3... 2... 1."
Ciel: Screams like a girl. "SEBASTIAN!"
Sebastian: Smirks. "Yes, mistress?"
Ciel: "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!"
Sanji and Kai: Burst out in laughter.
Sebastian: "I believe you're talking about br-"
Ciel: "I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING ON MY CHEST!"
Everyone else: Starts laughing.
Sebastian: "Well, you ARE a woman now, young mistress!"
Ciel: "BUT I SHOULD HAVE THE BODY OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD! LIZZY DOESN'T HAVE BREASTS!"
Lizzy: "Actually I do! They're just not big!"
Ciel: "...NEITHER ARE MINE, BUT I STILL HAVE THEM! I FEEL LIKE I'M STRIPPING A WOMAN!"
Sebastian: "Well you technically are."
Ciel: "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
Sanji: "Get over it! We women have to deal with these all the time!"
Ciel: "..."
Sanji: "Well, now we just have to wait until HER dare is over, then we'll be done."
Kai: "Hey! You and Alois have been quiet for a while! Whatcha doing?"
No response
Kai: "Braelynn? Alois? Are you guys making out?"
Me: "...No!"
Sanji: "Uh-huh, sure."
Me: "We're not!"
Sanji: "So if I opened the door, you two would be a good distance apart?"
Shuffling is heard in the closet.
Me: "Yes."
Sanji: "What was with the shuffling and big pause then?"
Me: "Um... Uh... W-we, uh."
Alois: "I was helping her stand up. She lost her balance before you guys asked. That's why it took us a while to answer."
Kai: "You two were making out. If you guys weren't, Alois would've tried to embarrass you by saying you guys did."
Ciel: Walks in wearing a chicken suit and is completely red in the face. "I'm back."
Me: "I swear we didn't!"
Ciel: "What's going on?"
Sanji: "Braelynn and Alois were making out."
Me: "We were NOT!"
Ciel: Glares. "I knew it."
Sebastian: "Would you rather be in Braelynn's place, mistress?"
Ciel: "Wha- NO!"
Sanji: "Lies! Now dance!" Grabs her phone from Sebastian and starts playing the song.
Kai: Takes out her phone and starts videoing.
Ciel: Rolls her eyes and starts doing the dance with no enthusiasm.
Sebastian: "Come on! Put a little more heart in it!"
Ciel: Sighs and starts dancing like he means it.
Kai and Sanji: Holding in laughs.
Lizzy: "Braelynn and Alois got quiet again."
Sanji: "Ignore them. This is too great to miss."
Song ends.
Ciel: Face completely red. "I feel completely humiliated."
Sanji and Kai: Bursts out laughing.
Ciel: "I'm going to go et changed now." Walks out the room.
Luka: "That's all for today!"
Lizzy: "Hope you enjoyed this long chapter!"
Sanji: "Remember to send me, Braelynn, and Kai truth or dares too!"
Lizzy and Luka: "Bye!"
